I come to Sup Forums asking advice of a dark nature

I come to Sup Forums asking advice of a dark nature.
>niggers neighbors have pitbull
>its killing cats around the apt complex
>barks early in the morning at anything that moves
>literally shits everywhere and nigger doesnt pick it up
>apt management doesnt care and are ignoring it

So Sup Forumsros, what is the most effective way for me to poison this fucking nuisance? they take it for a walk early morning every morning and i know its route, I figure something in a ball of ground beef. Hopefully small so it eats it before the owner can stop it.

Help save the innocent kittys pls and also make my apt not smell like hot dog shit

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ur worse than a nigger for poisoning a dog

only a nigger cares about pitbulls, they are scum

>found the nigger

Get a bunch of chicken bones. When the nigger comes home with a bucket of KFC, steal it and spread the bones around the dog. The nigger will think the dog ate the chicken, and shoot it with his Glock.

put antifreeze in its water.

This

Paint the dog like a black human. A nigger will be along to kill it in no time.

antifreeze in its water, or put a block of cheese with a cyanide capsule out somewhere you know he'll eat it.

ive literally been attacked by 2 pits in this area in the last year, shot one in the head, id just shoot it tbh but then id have to do the owner too

give me a quick and painless poison if you care that much cuz this is happening either way

Call animal control

You could look into rat poison in meat although I don't know how effective it would be

I believe you can get some malaria pills from your doctor for cheap. My boss did when he went to the island nation of naru. He used them to poison the local feral dogs. Turns out he was only supposed to use a quarter of a pill. Using a whole one made their hearts explode

High dose of prescription sleeping pills mix with hamburger meat

if you want to go to jail like a nigger kill/poison it.
animals have more rights than a human now.

if you want to be smart about it, do this.

Hide sleeping pills in watermelon and kill nigger too

Thx guys pls keep em coming, the anti freeze wont work cuz it is inside dog so i cant get to its water dish and nigger would just stop it from drinking out of a mystery dish i put somewhere

also something over the counter would be best

Xylitol. Sweetener available in bulk for dirt cheap from bulk barn or health food store.

Dogs process it differently than humans. Will cause an nearly immediate drop in blood sugar followed by a coma and death.

OP you have to taste it first to make sure the dog won't taste it

Grow a pair and confront the niggers, instead of taking it out on the dog who is a product of its environment. Fucking autismo kids

If you own and carry a gun, just get yourself into a situation where the pitbull attacks you. Shoot it and profit. Once police arrive, explain to them the nigger is a careless owner and the pit attacked you.

Is your name Blade? You're edgy as hell dude, i bet you get all the puss

You could kill the dog or you could try to get the dog to kill it's owner. Feed it a shit ton of lsd, shrooms, or thc edibles. With any luck the dog will freak out killing it's owner which will take care of your nigger problem and your dog problem.

>This Mr humugus seems like a reasonable man.

>animals have more rights than niggers

Fixed it for you

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This is now a pit thread

Shoot the nigger.

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Obviously the best option OP or kys. Your choice

Or you could or a rabies tissue sample from a scientific supply company and feed it to the dog

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Cocoa, baking cocoa, poison for dogs, but they love to eat it. Humane death, its heart will race, then stop.

Cheap and easy to get at any grocery store, just make sure you use actual cocoa, not just chocolate.

lol nah i plan to remain living here think ill just poison it like a sneaky cunt

this is at the top of the list so far

not even trying to be edgy, just really jaded to pits they are garbage and its going to end up killing a child soon

Pitbulls are awesome, the problem is the nigger owner.

Nigger owner, what an oxymoron it would've been.

buy some rat poison and mix it with some meat and you're good to go

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>Cold dead eyes, like a doll's eyes

You watch too many movies.

Poison Steak leave outside. /Thread

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL A QUESTION:
This shit right here, buy it from the supermarket, it fucking kills shit, its so fucking good at killing shit countless dogs have been killed by accident. Look this shit up, unless you IMMEDIATELY take action to make the dog expel the shit, not even god in fucking heaven can do anything about it, dog's dead.
Protip: You barely have to bait it, it's fucking designed to allure shit to eat it, including dogs.
Bonus round: Plausible deniability, shit's as common as rats and mice are, some dotty old person probably left some shit out.

that thing looks like it walked straight out of satan's front door

I love walking my pitbull, just to see all of you manlets shake in fear over a 45 pound dog.

kys OP you are white trash who lives with niggers & act like em

Two things you need to learn:

1. cats are an invasive species now due to overpopulation (killing a cat is like killing vermin). I've LEGALLY shot dozens of stray and feral cats, who've come on my property.

2. pitbulls are just like any other dog. it's how they're raised that determines their behavior.

it sounds like your problem is with the negroid population.

Niggers shouldn't be allowed to own animals, or property, or freedom. Just throw some rat poison stuffed inside a ball of meat at it.

dub, trips of truth

Poison a cat.

nice trips and serial number.

This sounds like a Hitman mission

>only niggers care about pitbulls
>mfw there are millions owned in the US alone
>mfw most are middle class whites

I agree that the dog is probably dangerous and should die, but it is obviously the nigger owner's fault. I bet you have a small dick.

nope, pit bulls have aggrssiveness bread into their DNA.

They attack more than all other breeds combined.

Most attacks are unprovoked.

Your pit bull propaganda is bullshit and you kill cats because it makes you feel like you actual have control of something in your life.... but you don't.

Hit the nail on the head my man. Pic related, my sweet-heart doggo. Pitbull/Labrador mix.

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dubs of truth OP sounds like poor white trash

Realy y not. Just call the cops sadly the dog will be. Put down. I have a buddy that has to rescued pitbulls and they are the nicest dogs I've ever met. Hopefully the owner gets in trouble he is the one thay made the dog that way . I hope the dog turns on him and tears him to pieces

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Oh really? It's all the owners fault? Those dogs are vicious killers. I knew an old lady the got half her face bit off because she got a new haircut and new clothes that day. They are half wild

I don't think you understand how selective breeding works, or are involved in special pleading.

Just shoot it and don't let it suffer..it's not its fault it was raised (or not raised) by a nigger.

That's one nice doggo you go there, mine is a pure pit looks just like yours but is a nigger instead of brown

You can't breed aggressiveness into DNA you fuckwit.

Millions of Pit Bulls in the US and a tiny number of attacks a year. It' the people, not the animal. Labradors and German Shepherds do the same shit.

lol

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YOU're vermin and deserve to get shot.

>being this stupid

Pits who attacked their owners were killed on the spot you stupid nignog.

what kind of pussy shoots a cat? why don't you go hunt something that can hunt you back.

you can't breed aggrssiveness into DNA?

holy shit you are a fucking sperg.

What is the difference between domesticated and wild animals? Aggressiveness lol.

Go eat a dick.

Whelp that's it, all of those dog breeds have aggressiveness bred into them.

Truly dangerous creatures. Look at this pitt, mid attack! Almost tore my jugular.

fucking cute puppers man

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Go fight your neighbor and kill his dog you pussy. Its a fine, not even jail time, tell the cops the dog ate your cat and you'll get off easy.

Fuckwit, if they have anything its dog agression. They treat their owners like gods

lol im not scared of shit if your pit touches me it gets shot, then if you chimp out you do too

saved thx m8

wow another nigger neat

im not a dog hater but like ive said, if you get attacked by some niggers pit that gets loose youll probably change your mind, especially if you are a no-guns faggot like you most likely are

like the apts theyll not do anything without video evidence

I dunno maybe select the most aggressive pair of dogs and then breed them? Are you thick? Thats the whole point of animal husbandry you Mongoloid

Soak a sponge or a pacifier in grease, feed it to doggo. Doggo will die.

At what point did your reply have anything... at all to do with my comment?

>Selective Breeding is a thing
>Hurp we shoot dogs why kill people

Are you a special kind of stupid or simply replied to the wrong post?

>What is the difference between domesticated and wild animals?
>Aggressiveness

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lmao yes you can. Dogs originated as wolves that were bred to be docile. It works the exact same way in reverse.

This, and checked. Love killing me some cats.

>MUH ANIMALS
>I ACTUALLY VALUE ANIMALS LIFES MORE THAN HUMAN LIFES AND THAT MAKES ME HAVE MORAL HIGH GROUND
Be quiet "pitbull mommy", suburban trash is on 9gag and facebook

And this is why I have a Boxer/Labrador dog.

lol? Since when are pro-pit people anti-gun? Are you retarded?

I would blame the nigger and THAT dog, not the breed, you autist.

when cats come onto my property, they kill my livestock.

we're LEGALLY allowed to shoot them. the Sheriff ENCOURAGES us to shoot them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

lol... pit bull, pit bull, pit bull, pit bull, etc.

My rescued doggo of peace violently disapproves of this!

THIS !

no breed of dog is inherently aggressive btw.

they all have the same amount of aggression, as they're all derived from the wolf.

it's how they're raised. point blank period. full stop.

Pitbulls ARE more violent. And their attacks are not rare, and it has nothing to do with those who raise them. You are an asshole.

You were obviously inferring that pits were bred to be aggressive, which is not entirely true. Many pits were bred to be farm dogs because of their strength and willingness to work. Even the fighting dogs were killed if they bit or showed aggressiveness towards their owners, therefore your point is moot.

What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Are you just randomly copying words you've seen elsewhere in this post and some kind of autistic fit?

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This. Tbh though pit bulls have never been known to be aggressive and have only been bred to be aggressive recently. Its the locking jaw that makes them so dangerous, but not aggresive. Now my Doberman on the other hand, is so naturally aggressive that she's killed my other 5 dogs trying to "protect" me from them and eaten 3 of her own litters.

dogs are fucking retarded, i'm also looking for an effective way to take care of my neighbor's useless dogs, they bark the whole fucking day and shit everywhere

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Myth #1: It's the owner not the breed

The outdated debate, "It's the owner, not the breed," has caused the pit bull problem to grow into a 30-year old problem.1 Designed to protect pit bull breeders and owners, the slogan ignores the genetic history of the breed and blames these horrific maulings -- inflicted by the pit bull's genetic "hold and shake" bite style -- on environmental factors. While environment plays a role in a pit bull's behavior, it is genetics that leaves pit bull victims with permanent and disfiguring injuries.

The pit bull's genetic traits are not in dispute. Many appellate courts agree that pit bulls pose a significant danger to society and can be regulated accordingly. Some of the genetic traits courts have identified include: unpredictability of aggression, tenacity ("gameness" the refusal to give up a fight), high pain tolerance and the pit bull's "hold and shake" bite style.2 According to forensic medical studies, similar injuries have only been found elsewhere on victims of shark attacks.3

Purveyors of this myth also cannot account for the many instances in which pit bull owners and their family members are victimized by their pet dogs. From 2005 to 2016, pit bulls killed 254 Americans, about one citizen every 17 days. Of these deaths, 52% involved a family member and a household pit bull.4 Notably, in the first 8 months of 2011, nearly half of those killed by a pit bull was its owner. One victim was an "avid supporter" of Bad Rap, a recipient of Michael Vick's dogs.5
Related articles:

2016 Dog Bite Fatality: Family Pit Bulls Kill Woman, Injure Son in Conifer, Colorado
2014 Dog Bite Fatality: 4-Year Old Girl Killed by Family Pit Bulls in Bloomington

>has nothing to do with how you raise them
>mfw if this were true their would be total chaos from the millions of pits going ape shit all at once everyday.

You're a special kind of stupid.

Don't kill the dog, retard.