ITT: Childhood faps
ITT: Childhood faps
I'm 12 ban me forever
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That one topless scene with the black chick from Phantasm. I'm pretty sure she had hairy nipples too. It was weird.
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Imagine a thread where this isn't brought up
That sounds like a terrifying universe.
Oh well, might aswell keep it in the family.
This so many times
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i still fap to this.
i love the fact that incest taboo was somewhat mainstream in the 80's. i miss the big budget story porn. honey wilder and kay parker were both fantastic actresses as well as pornstar bodies.
A lot
>come for the pasta
>still not posted
Meh.
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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
ayyy
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Anyone?
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Fucking Porkys, man.
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>IMAGINE being a child and fapping to this...
I tried to but they kept showing Arnold's face.
90's kid kind of sucked pre internet porn.
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Sleepaway Camp's ending
Liches aren't welcome here.
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She was hot as fuck.
>youtube.com
the fuck?
that was . . . . disappointing
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
>faggot detected
There it is.
I needed this thank you Sup Forums
Can someone post the crude mspaint sketch of arnold covering his face looking distraught?
She wasn't a prude
how's that?
sauce please
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You sick fuck.
Go back to r'eddit
Sick fuck
wtf is this from
Ha! That was mine too
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>that porcelain white skin
Oh god yea
bad company 1999, boring film
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any scene with her in it
I know of the short video, but is there a full version?
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gimme some sauce lads
noice
Came to the thread for this.
her chin needs its own batmobile
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:)
>cumming twice without her even touching your dick
thicc
BABAAAAAAAY
George Clooney looks good in a wig.
My first celebrity crush.
i blew so many loads to Shannon Elizabeth. Whatever happened to her, haven't heard about her in years
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I fapped so many times to this film.
i ruined my tape of this movie as a kid from rewinding and pausing so much.
Couldnt find an image, but Joan Severance as the black scorpion was one of my favorite ,manyd faps were had
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Stopped being the "it" girl.
Dammit OP you liar, you didn't fap to this you are 18 years old and you know it, you just want someone to bump your thread with that copypasta. You sly devil!
But the title of the thread is CHILDHOOD faps, not adulthood faps.
The show came out in 2005. I was in middle school then.
Reported for indecent exposure and disrespect for the dead.
>tearaway crotch shorts
Nice.
Sadly, there's not much good art of her
>she was my imaginary girlfriend as a kid
>didn't even think about fucking her then
>just holding hands, kissing, going to the arcade, sharing a pizza at Pizza Hut
>fapped to her vampire movie years later
>got depressed tho
>realized the innocence of my childhood is now gone forever
>it was my first regrettable fap
This song reminds me of her a lot: youtu.be
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I'm obsessed with girls with mouths shaped like hers for some reason. So sexy. There's this one Native American porn star with that same mouth. Her name escapes me now.
never noticed how lanky they drew this bitch
Such a nice costume ruined by such a shitty movie.
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