I need a creative slogan for TOR drug store, any ideas?

I need a creative slogan for TOR drug store, any ideas?
Something like "We don't sell drugs, we r drugs!"
etc

Help, guys.

Bump, right?

Help me

Your local internet drug shop

need some more , but thanks

give links

We don't sell drugs, we r police!

no bullshit, just drugs

Weed love to help you out

Why?

>#definitelynotanexitscam

drugs sTORe

So Jeff can start the van, dumbass.

Haha narcotics

drugs bugs n hugs

Drugs inc
>the fucking prices for drugs online are unreal
Considering the price of bit coin and the amount of drugs you get is Jewish to the bone

-TerminaTOR
-Pablo EscrowBar
-"I'll have what he's having"
-World Wide Weed
-Cloud Nine
-user's Stash
-Pop a Pill

That'll be 27$ user.
Should I send the bill to your home? Cuz I don't want your parents seeing this, I mean...

Bump

How about the piece of shit OP thanks us for helping him out for free. Crackhead bitch

STFU moron

Crackhouse

What the fuck do you want

We be sellin' drugs and shit.

Your mom

CraqHause

How about you go fuck yourself boy

Drugs'r'us?

Bump

WE ARE HONEYPOT

>posting this shit on the surface web

If indeed you are serious, your dumb ass is getting busted very easily. Just use your home address as your slogan you clod. You have no business endangering drug users who buy from your stupid ass. I'm glad fetal alcohol syndrome isn't contagious. Fuck me.

"your TOR drug store"