ITT: We all have to carry objects for the rest of of lives. The Sup Forumsro below you decides what you have to carry...

ITT: We all have to carry objects for the rest of of lives. The Sup Forumsro below you decides what you have to carry. You can give someone a huge pain in the ass like an anvil, or something small like a pen. Karma will bite you in the ass.

A full grown cow with no legs.

You will carry a sharpie.
However, it must be carried in your pooper.

a lost election

Crippling depression ;)

legs that attach to a cow

an Altoids tin that is has some small coins in it that cant be opened. that way you will never be able to walk around quietly.

Tiny spider

An inhaler (could save someone's life)

ops mother

An aborted fetus

A slimmy ball of shit about the size of a baseball

20 lemons. No bag or box to carry them in.

Stigma of being a lifelong loser

My dick in your ass

a big black cock

Whatever is in OP's secret porn stash

I guess the dick is yours

Don't go opening that can of worms
Above must carry a loaded handgun

boobs

An extreme growth of hair wherever your skin is tangible, and it cannot be shaved or trimmed

A live venomous snake on a hook.

Nothing.

I don't mean that you're not required to carry anything, I mean you can't ever carry anything ever again.

An 8"x10" framed portrait of Jim Caviezel

me

Happiness

>wherever your skin is tangible
So everywhere?

Dead grandma's ashes

A sign that says 'I touch small boys'

Emma Watsons used panties