You have ONE (1) hour all to yourself inside a Holodeck

You have ONE (1) hour all to yourself inside a Holodeck,

What do you do, Sup Forums?

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Kill myself.

I fuck

rape

>inb4 created 100 sentient Hitlers

Probably go watch a movie and eat crab legs senpai

Rape emma stone into liking me

>(age 27)

I live an hour in Nazi Germany and cry at the things that could have been

Play out all my sexual fantasies

Fight slow rotted dumb zombies in an overgrown future looking city; no other people. Never seen stargate, does it let me pick my weapons and abilities? Can I fly and shit? I just want to be good at parkour in the overgrown future city and have a shotgun and future looking laser revolver with a laser bayonet

10 minutes flying across the landscape like a bird.

20 minutes doing fantasy battle with goblins and wizards and shit.

20 minutes fucking girls I know.

10 minutes with my dad again.

>Computer, create 100 sentient Hitlers
>Computer, remove safety protocols...

you could get in 59 minutes of your most depraved rape fantasies before that though

>Computer, load up Jordyn Jones bound and gagged program.

be have virtual diarrhea into OP LOL

Live out my macrophelia fetish

I don't have any.

none that you know of

Do tell what this means. I do not feel comfortable googling it

Computer, create 100 un-aware waifus and give them zero inhibitions.

Now increase those waifus' horniness levels by 10*2

>10 minutes with my dad again.

i feel the pure unbridled joy and satisfaction that only a riding duel can bring

>only 10 minutes with dad
>most time spent fighting dragons and fornicating
>not spending all the time fighting dragons and goblins with your dad then dping the fair maiden

Talk with my grandfather one last time.

what do you expect from a nu-male millennial faggots?

Try as many violent ways to kill myself to get over the fear of dying violently

try to suck myself off

Talking to my grand father for the first time

>100 sentient female hitlers
>turn myself into a Jew
>plough them with my kosher cock

I relive the one perfect night i had in Vienna with an amazing thicc german chick. :(

youtube.com/watch?v=rb9fpQ_8OUY
^^^ THIS, but younger girls

>"Computer, end my life in the quickest, most pain free yet efficient way possible"

Experience WWI

find out if jet fuel really can't melt steal beams

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Why would you trust the holoprogramming to tell you the truth?

>holoprogramming
holofroging

Go fishing with my dad one last time.

Don't drown him this time and blame the alcohol.

Browse Sup Forums

>Computer, create a fully aware copy of OP and give me a full arsenal of extremely over sized sex toys.

Fuck you.

Is that what your dad did to you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

Generate a computer and play World of Warcraft

Create a perfect replica of my bedroom and cry myself to sleep

Good fucking lord

Talk to someone for the first time

>Computer, create 1 million fully self-aware sentient copies of Adolf Hitler
>Computer, remove safety protocols

continuously create holodecks within each new holodeck until the whole site crashes.

Everyone always forgets the other line. You need to give them knowledge of history.

shitpost on Sup Forums

Is it true that most people in the Trek universe are just fucking about in sex programs in their own holodecks?

cuddling with my waifu

Generate a machine that when hooked up to it, it slows the user's perception of time using the theory of relativity somehow, idk. Then, when hooked up to the machine, I enter the holodeck and spend a million lifetimes in there, doing whatever I want for basically an eternity.

I imagine it would be shocking, horrible, and inconceivable once that eternal "hour" is eventually up, and it turns up and I realize my godlike existence was nothing but a simulation, and that my eons of existence had only been an hour on Earth, but it'd be worth it.

That's not possible, retard.

>computer, generate god
What happens?

I mean, neither is half the shit that goes on in Star Trek, including Holodecks.

Just let me have this.

Just... please.

Absolutely going to need a source here, John Fambo

Computer, create a complete recreation of this holodeck and everything inside of it.

alturl com/dhamm

happy fapping

Computer load up celery man please

NUDE. TAYNE.

O'Brien experienced a prison sentence and Picard a lifetime. You can have it.

>Computer, remove safety protocols

>Computer, create an OP that isn't a faggot

>alturl com/dhamm
faggot

FAGGOT

>Computer, create a Sup Forums that isn't shit