You just died and found yourself face to face with God. What will you say?

You just died and found yourself face to face with God. What will you say?

"Really? Not the 'other' place?"

kill me

Want to get high?

"I'll be taking over here now. Thanks for keeping the seat warm."

goddamnit

Where is my weed dude?

Nothing. Walk up to him, kick him in nuts, and jump to join my real hero, Satan.

Sooooo, is Marilyn here?

"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"

Don't send me back to Earth! Please! T_T

Doesn't Saint Peter judge you, then you go to hell?

"So when you sneeze, do you bless yourself?"

check my dubs faggot

SO

How'd i go

Kept you waiting, huh.

YOLO Fag lulz

Thanks for having me in White heaven!

hehe rawr :3

Fucking lost it

Traps aren't gay

If I took off that mask, Would it kill you?

Shrek's vagina

"Get the fuck out of my chair."

Where's hitler? We both know he did nothing wrong