Oh, you're into sports? That's cool. Which ones do you play?

>Oh, you're into sports? That's cool. Which ones do you play?

This actually happened to me once

> In college
> Tell a girl I love football, she asks me if I play
> "Oh, no."
> "Yeah, I can tell."

you've got something on your face.

>tfw the only sport I can play at a decent level is basketball
>tfw I don't really like it

I box you ugly unappealing whore

Overwatch.

Want to see my porn folder? ;)

lacrosse, ya bish

I cheer lead

Football. I actually play right back, and after we're done eating imma go right back in your pussy

>mfw I box, play pickup basketball and football games and join the local summer softball league

Stupid cunt.

qt

Pussy grabbing
Let me show you my skills

I'm really good at clearing the imouto routes in visual novels

>> "Yeah, I can tell."

kek

user BTFO

> Play? I'm too intelligent to play sports

>gypsy calling anyone ugly
Laffin'

found the uggo

>yeah I can tell

Looked in the mirror huh

FM counts right?

>"Yeah, I can tell."

wew lad

imagine white knighting a stock image

Did you drop the class?

>stop showing up
>just start skipping all my classes
>fail miserably and drop out
>been a NEET for 10 years

>>Oh, you're into music? That's cool. Which band do you play in?

Hey cool, I'm between stages 2 and 3 right now

t-thanks I will

Imagine posting anime then trying to convince people you aren't an ugly gypsy loser

an ugly stock image to boot

>start skipping all my classes
>walk out with an A, a B, and two Cs

I'm sure there's been some sort of mistake, but I'm not complaining.

Rugby and Cricket.

I haven't played either for years but I look like I would still play both (tall, wide, fat and Pajeet) so no one questions it.

Ugly virgin gypsy loser

> When a girl asks me this and I have to explain what a vaporwave artist is

Gross

well?

Is marching band a sport?

depends

is this an sport?

only real athlete in the thread tb h

Holy shiet, the gipsy slipposter is a grill

football with the lads once a week

Rugby and Muay Thai. Also powerlifting. Now get the fuck away from my table because I'm not a race mixer.

Her teeth match her hair.

>An user from my home town in or around my highschool graduating class is posting pictures of Emma all over Sup Forums, on all my favorite boards
I feel like we could be friends, if I only knew who you were.

>American
>rugby
There is no need to lie

I practice muay thai.
>tfw I cried when I lost my first fight
I thought I was invincible after going 5-0 in my first fights.

Intercollegiate rugby exists in Clapland, my white friend.

Where? I never even heard of rugby until Sup Forums.

>Oh, you listen to rap music? That's cool. What gang do you rep?

The conferences are laughably small, but it's a ton of fun and you make some real bros on the team. People are there for the love of the sport and to get dirty.

Kidnapping, but not always kids.

>Mexican participating in combat sports
>not boxing

baka.

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Grills have no understanding of /fit/ness whatsoever (mostly since all they gotta do is to stop eating too much junk food). You really just go eat clean and do some body weight exercises and you're good

i can tell she has awesome feet

>"I box, maybe I can teach you a few moves."
>Proceed to use what I learned from hajime no ippo and touch her a little

perverted frogposter

Just say you played in high school.

>tfw was good at basketball as a kid, was a solid shooter.
>didn't wanna play on a team because I was shy and wasn't big on sports
>now I suck and can't shoot a free throw

H-hold me bros

Let's see.

In hs I was on the basketball, volleyball, wrestling and weightlifting teams.

In university I played on the basketball team for 4 years. And I was on the weightlifting team where up until 2 years ago I had the raw deadlift record for a freshman.

On the basketball team I averaged 14 ppg and 11 rpg.

I'm 6'5

That should be enough information for one of you nerds to find out who I am.

Starcraft 2

i played pro hockey for 4 years actually

Holy fuck, are you me?

S-say that to my face, bitch!

oh yeah lol