I just lost my virginity to an escort

i just lost my virginity to an escort

ask me anything

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how much was it?
also, pic related?

What was his name?

nope. she was not asian, pic is just from google

80 for her to ride me in my car

Did you use a condom?

How did you find her?

obviously, too risky to not

backpages

Damn dude, 80? Either you live in Asia or that's some ratchet streetwalker pussy

im gonna do the same once im done with exams

>ratchet streetwalker pussy
pretty much this. she looked fine but she had a raspy voice of someone who used to be addicted to something

You have truly found the way. Keep banging escorts user.
>cheaper than a gf
>no bitching
>actually get laid
>better sex
Did you use backpage? Asian bathhouses are awesome. Go if you get a chance

Was it worth it?

hows your experience with escorts? pros and cons?

What is your age?

Why even ask this?

How was the experience was she friendly and how long did you get?

any pics?

>Asian bathhouses are awesome
i wanna do one near me, but how do i seal a deal when its a business? with picking her up, she just asked me to touch her tits to prove im not a cop, and we agreed at 80

>escort
>paying someone to give you diseases
>paying someone to please them with your dick
>paying psychopathic pimps
what a fucking retarded faggot you are OP

Well, if you enjoyed, you enjoyed. I lost my virginity at 17 to an escort in Hong Kong and it cost about the same. Definitely a cleaner cut gal tho

yes here he is
was nice feminine peenus

>paying someone to please them with your dick
you really think any escort is pleased by sex with a virgin?

Did your mom at least give you a family member discount?

>wasting money on a prostitute to lose your virginity

Should have just fucked an uggo for free. At least the uggo wont have STDs

yes but she was lose and it wasnt as explosive as i was expecting.
26, i knew someone was gonna ask this
its not like she was rude, but she didnt seem to talk much, which i understand. we were in a weird public place so i had to finish quickly before anyone showed up. was honestly expecting to blow my load quick, but it wasnt like that at all
yes on her backpage.

Post pics of the girl at least OP, otherwise this is significantly less interesting than the other i fucked a prosti amas

Up to u tho

Do you think this will become a regular thing for you, so that you stop trying to get laid the "normal" way and only go for the whores?

Where are you located?

Not sure what country you're in, but in your car? Don't they have chicks who operate out of their own homes? A couple escorts I've seen see all their clients in this horrid little flats in bad neighbourhoods. It's still better than doing it in the back of a car.

where is her backpage?

My friend took me to a bathhouse.
>walk in and hand little old woman 60 dollars for the house.
>pray it's not her
>8/10 asian approaches me
>wew
>go into back room with a table
>lay down 150 on the desk next to table
>she tells me to lose the clothes and hands me a towel.
>Takes me to shower room.
>washes me from head to toe and I mean really gets in there.
>go back to first room and getI the worst massage ever.
>she takes my towel off and starts sucking dick
>we fuck in a few different positions.
>finish in her mouth
It was good,a little expensive but a good time. I walk out and my friend is already outside waiting on me. He made that poor girl lick his giant bulbous ass...
Nothing is off limits with those girls and they will initiate it.

>confirmed for not knowing how the escort game works

he didnt fuck shit
it's a bait thread.

i want a gf but where i am, its slim pickings. i might do it a few times. she says shes fetish friendly too so i might fuck her ass. she says 140 for that.
no way, i dont trust going inside their homes. its my place or my car, and my bro was home
>little old woman
i would prefer the older woman. but that sounds good.

he mentioned the pic is from google dipshit, get out

see

never said pic was related, and there is nothing to bait here you newfag

ya i get that but if she is legal why not find her pictures is all i am saying

He said pic unrelated faggot, how did you even get that far in the thread to respond to that without reading the OP saying pic is just from google?

so a virgin calls up an escort, to lose virginity.
while posting an image that can be searched.
no timestamp, nothing. no tit pics...
>newfag

holyeeeee fuck is this face/b/ook now

Did she know you were a virgin?

did you cry?

>face/b/ook
fuck off back to middle school, faggot

not really, i said it was my first time but she meant with an escort. didnt think i should have told her so i didnt
lol no

She probably noticed when you tried to fuck her urethra

hey OP if you want to bang other escorts that won't make you fuck in shady places, get yourself onto AdultWork.com - i use it here in the UK and the sluts have like feedback ratings and everything. I've banged 8 girls from that site so far this year of varying ages and haven't had a bad experience yet. They're talkative, let you shower before/after etc and all usually have decent living places.
You just enter your postcode/ZIP and it shows you a selection from a certain radius of your choice.

why are you so upset user?
are you going to be ok?

Didn't know Sup Forums had in-thread sponsored content

just helping a nigga out. I'm awkward as fuck around girls IRL but knowing that I can fuck these for money and they know why im there etc makes it a lot easier.

fuckin savage m8

Bro, that's not an "escort" that's a "crackwhore."

You don't get an escort for 80 bucks.

why did you give up to be a wizard?

>escort

you retard. escort? what escort?

Lil faggot are you retarded? Why would op post timestamp and pics in thread about fucking an escort? Go do your homework

Lots of anons have posted such stories since forever and given pepe as the post picture. Why are you so mad all of a sudden?

DOB 1999+
face/b/ook everyone, face/b/ook

Thanks for taking the time to read the first 3 posts in the thread before looking like a complete fucking retard

I feel you. I promoted escort services in Asia on here in the past for anons traveling to Hong Kong. I'm an avid hobbyist too

saw 'face/b/ook' and figured someone should be paying attention in class right now

great detective work there

nah, she was on top. put it in herself
she escorted my dick to cum town

Youre just butthurt coz someone accurately called you out on being newfag, tryhard newfag trying to out someone in an escort story to the point you claim its bait because no tits and timestamp. Gtfo

does anyone of you betafags know what an escort is?

so many eager face/b/ookers looking to identify with OP.
such mad.
much lulz.

what the fuck is backpages?

How much she cost?
What did she look like?

What is this image trying to convey?

Are you referring to the classier ones where you have to go thru an agency and are generally more expensive?

Because it doesnt really matter faggot, being this pedantic has no bearing on ops story. We know what the fuck he means regardless.

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at this point, it's semantics

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A website for prostitutes.
Like Craigslist but only for hookers.

local listings, like craigslist
80, she was petite and cute.

Im betting youre the same dumb fag whos mad about timestamp and tits

If not u would probably get along

There's a place maybe 2 minutes walk from me where girls operate.
After I found out it took me a while to actually work up the courage to go in there and sample the merchandise.
None of them are particularly great to look at, all Romanian.
That said the sheer availability of pussy 24/7 at a relatively discreet location meant I found myself becoming a regular. Maybe visiting once a week.
Realised pretty quickly how much of a problem this was becoming and toned it back fairly significantly.
Can't say I don't go there ever. I'll pop in once in a while, but nowhere near as much as I used to.

Anyway, it's been a while and this thread has me thinking about putting my jacket on and going for that short walk.

Did you never try to get laid or did you not have any chances for it?

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You're not that Swedish guy from the other day, are you?

Confirmed, same autistic underaged faggot,

Kek

I can't believe you fags don't know about ECCIE
Escort Client Community Information Exchange
eccie.net/

i did maybe twice before but i was always nervous. i aim to please and my dick is thick and all, but not that long. getting this out of the way i think made me feel better and im probably more confident now than before. worth it

no

Did you use a condom

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NEWFAG

>paying someone to give you diseases
you know what condoms are you fucking idiot?

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they don't stop the herps

How does it feel, knowing that you're so ugly that you have to actually pay a woman to lose your virginity?

Cool op, I'm losing tomorrow as well any advice?
I made a thread a while ago
> pic related

Do aids hurts?

My final response

@731403552
Cancer post

Night Fire inst exactly the best name for someone in the prostitution business

oh so you picked up a streetwalker or even for backpage a low tier gutter trash hooker who is going to give you an std guranteed

> @
Ok you're a total newbie
Lurk more or gtfo

some made fun of him i guess

@731403886
no, he is denying a (you) farmer

holy shit, you can't possibly be that fucking retarded

>@
This isn't facebook newfag