Las Cinco Muertes?

Las Cinco Muertes?

Why do I even remember that line?

Why was this movie so shitty?

Why did you make this thread?

Now do the Jeff Goldbloom baby line....
Or the bigger olympics

Alen!

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Movie is shittier than JP3, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

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Drinkin

The Lost World is a great movie

Is that so?

*drops cutlery*
Finger of God...

Is the joke here that she's black?

ha?

One small scene doesn't ruin a whole movie

>yfw when the boat beaners son was the beaner in Jurassic world

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I have to explain the gymnastics scene?

Well, this is Sup Forums...I thought that was too obvious.

>One 15 second scene ruins the movie

lmao

You done fucked up now.

I like it for its "king kong" structure

1>>>first half hour of 4 with park running>2>3=rest of 4
>tfw no movie of nothing but the attractions and the park running in the style of slacker

that guy sucked in true detective

>that guy
Go to bed buddy. Summers almost over and gotta get back into going to bed at a reasonable hour

More like 144 mins of shit ruined the movie

>mfw people slag of the second one for plot holes when the third one has equally shittier ones

they should had just got mike chritchon to help with the screenplay.

Hi bait.

I love The Lost World but this fucker was the worst character in the entire series hands down, pussy didn't even show up for the finale.

>worse than the kids from the first movie

lmao and what reason did he have to show up in the finale?

I don't care if you like it, I came here to shitpost.

Kids in movies are Spielbergs bread and butter.

How dare you.

The kids are hands down the worst part of the first JP.

That's not even possible, they're the heroes of the story.

heh

There is no "worst part" of Jurassic park. Its 11/10 GOAT. Every scene, every shot, and every line is perfect.

What a troglodyte

>What a troglodyte

She doesn't even have SEGA

>DON'T GO INTO THE TALL GRASSS!

It means the Island of death

>clever girl reddit meme scene

That alone ruins the movie

high ground faggot

Mother fucker are you serious?

Caspere knew this.

LONG grass, pleb.

>so they told me I'm going to an island fulla dinosaurs. Well you know what Ian? The most dangerous game is man, and this man is the fuckin' meteor that's gonna send them all to extinction. Hammond knew this.

>clever girl reddit meme scene

What the fuck are you trying to say? How is that a reddit meme scene when it works well the way it is? Do you normally spout stupid buzzwords in some failed attempt at sounding like you have a valid point?

Ajay deserved more screentime (especially with that cool deleted scene at the cafe), he was a true bro to the end dying to save his friends.

What beaner in Jurassic World?

Same scene as OP

>Hammond knew this

Underrated

This desu

That son of a bitch Van Owen

No fuckin way. Without them I wouldn't have one of the defining moments of my JP fandom.
I remember hiding behind my uncle's la-z-boy when I was 3 being scared out of my mind watching that kitchen scene. I fucking love every part of that movie.

How in the fuck are you an expert Dinosaur hunter.

Mother fucker, trolled everybody!

>ywn be a big game dinosaur hunter

jdimsa ;_;