/heem/ UFC ON FOX 22 - Gamethread #4

>Main card (FOX, 8 p.m. ET)

Paige VanZant vs. Michelle Waterson

Sage Northcutt vs. Mickey Gall

Urijah Faber vs. Brad Pickett

Alan Jouban vs. Mike Perry

>Prelims (FS1, 5 p.m. ET)

Henrique da Silva vs. Paul Craig

Cole Miller vs. Mizuto Hirota

Bryan Barberena vs. Colby Covington
Colby Covington Def Barberena by unanimous decision

James Moontasri vs. Alex Morono
Morono Def Moontasri by unanimous decision

Josh Emmett vs. Scott Holtzman
Emmett Def Holtzman by unanimous decision

Leslie Smith vs. Irene Aldana
Smith Def Aladana by unanimous decision

>Early prelims (Fight Pass, 3:30 p.m. ET)

Eddie Wineland vs. Takeya Mizugaki
Eddie Def Mizugaki by 1st round HEEM

Hector Sandoval vs. Fredy Serrano
Sandoval Def Serrano by unanimous Decision

Bojan Velickovic vs. Sultan Aliev
Aliev Def Velickovic by split Decision

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eat it sage h8's

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Good OP.

>be over the age of 18
>spike your hair and dye it

Jouban

James Moontasri
Fun fight. Thank you Alex Morono for a great fight. Don't be afraid to take chances and go for it. Sometimes things don't go your way but there is always a deeper meaning. Life is good. Enjoy the journey
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>6'1" Featherweight

If Cole Miller loses this....

WHITE BOIS BTFO

is lanklet an insult?

if i had to guess every single thing about sage's life is better than yours including his hair

this lanklet is getting absolutely memed on

nice job using the ugliest pic of her

the fuck is happening with fightpass

LANKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I JUST DONT GIVE A FOOK YEAH?

wew lads this sure is one short break

NO DICK HAS BEEN UP MY ASS I SWEAR GUYS

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>6'1" FW
>Getting rekt
>State of lanklets

10-9 Hirota

Lanklets should be shot

id unironically rather be bald than have to rock his haircut desu

Will white people ever recover?

>it's another wrestlefuck episode

>Hating Sage

How sad.

>Losing to an asian

Really?

You were fucked by Sage?

This is the worst sport I've ever had the displeasure of watching

No, its a word manlets try to use as an insult to overcompensate their vertical handicap.

I refreshed the page and it was the end of round 1. They might be trying to fix their SHIT stream tonight.

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looks like Miller skipped leg day.

Big Jay gets away with his hot topic fashion for some reason, probably because of his size

based

that fatass black woman behind him tho

Everything Cole does is slow and unathletic, the dude literally cuts weight to fight dwarfs because fighting any one his own size would get him heemed in about 30 seconds.

He's the definition of a meme lanklet.

I bet he gets more likes on his instagram photos than you do.

from what?

>too big for FW
>not good enough for LW

THATS COOL I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THE FIRST ROUND ANYWAY

YEAH I HAVE LIPSTICK ON

WHO CARES

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

Cole Miller is like 55 years old

i bet his dad pumped him up with just more than roids when he was a kid

The state of that hair and shirt
Guy fieri tier

>When you put actual money on Cole Miller

Lost all control of my life.

1) not a sport

10-9 Hirota tbhwyaf

how does one attain a jaw line like this?

>unironically losing to an asian

embarrassed for my white brother desu

>normiegram

Yeah

Hang in there bro

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I accept you, user.

Are you saying Sage's father sexually abused him?

Cole could get a meme finish

>she has those tiny nipples

into the trash it goes

What's with there being more adds than footage of the ongoing fight?

Not really. Im 6ft+ and i call lanklets out on their shit. It's about more then height, the frame is important.

have a alpha father who is over 6'

WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING

COLE MILLER DESERVES TO GET CUT

tiny nipples are best, get taste my man

Gall is getting spinning heel kicked in the 1st round. Cap it.

t. virgin

>this whole card so far

HEY GUYS CAN I COME TOO?

I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT

There's no rational person that prefers salami nipples.

She's so perfect

>tfw 190lb lankelet
>was doing pullups with 60lb kettlebell

get on my level heem

Same here senpai. Time to an hero

filing this in my serbian civil war folder

>The guy who uses neckbeard expressions like "normiegram" talking down to anyone

Can the memes save it?

She has tiny tits m8 what would you prefer

MAYHEM
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Yeah, but manlets use it to describe tall men in general. Yeah, lanky fucks look goofy, but manlets just use the word because they're butthurt about being literal homunculi.

>WHEN YOU SEE A BIG THICK STRONG MAN DOING HEAVY SQUATS WITH TIGHTS

He looks like the kind of fella who would do it purely out of anger rather than getting any kind of gratification from it

there's no such thing as salami nipples

you're talking about areolas mate

>Miller's corner
>Complete silence
>Their """"fighter"""" is getting destroyed by a manlet

This card is heeming me lads

Someone help

wait till Perry vs Jouban.

i did 25 pushups 3 days ago and i'm still in too much pain to do more

What was that Goldie

>mfw i havnt watched a fight so far

i need to time my first fight with a great heem.

The main card will be good, r-right guys?

in what backwater amateur mma circuit did cole miller get 20 wins

mad lanklet detected

Ah, going for the Vega look there. If he starts wearing the mask on the walkout, I'll become a fanboy instead of a neutral.

Mayhem Miller in the back

20-18 Hirota
Cole is such a bum

disagree

I love it when Werdum really doesn't like the guy he's fighting, he memes on them x3 harder because of it.

>Browne gets a time out for a broken finger, which should result in a tko loss
>Ellenberger gets a TKO loss because the cage trapped his foot

Anyone else think the fighter's association needs to go after shit refs and shit commissions? Their careers get ruined by retarded judges and refs that are half asleep (Herb Dean).

fat

Cole Miller hasnt won a fight in close to 3 years. Cut this bum.

Setting aside who you THINK will win, who do you HOPE wins in the clash of Sagery Northcutt and Michael Gall?

The fights themselves here haven't actually been that bad, but when you have a lack of finishes at this rate, the inner JUSTBLEED is infuriated

Yea, i agree.
Also
>literal homunculi
Based leaf with the manlet holocaust.

>has the same hairstyle since he was a young kid

Doesn't really help when the lanklet has Fabio as his coach

Platinum would never let the fans down

Which one of you two is the horsepuncher