Wake up in long tunnel (pic related)

>Wake up in long tunnel (pic related)
>look around
>see piece of paper on the floor
>it says "You have 600,000,000 miles to go."

What would you do Sup Forums?

As far as purgatory goes, this isn't bad.

Start walking.

GOTTA GO FAST!

Probably create a dumbass thread like this

"and autism"

Could be worse, could be my shitty call centre job "only 600,000,000 more hours to go..."

>start walking
>get bored around 2 mile mar
>shit on the clean white floor
>see piece of paper
>"what the fuck are you doing"
>realize papers are generated every time something happens
>literally eat my own shit
>no response on paper
>I broke it
>I win

Do nothing, because I would never reach the end before I die of thirst.

Probably just sit there and fap

>>it says "You have 600,000,000 miles to go."
how much is this in KM?

Die canadian mkay

Probably walk and think back about things going on off the top of my head

965,606,400

I'd go back to sleep

thanks

wow thats a long looong loooooong walk

Start walking. There's no good way to kill yourself, and I'm assuming this is a situation wherein you will never die of hunger or anything, so what do you have to do but start walking? What are you gonna do, sit down and feel sorry for yourself?

Turn around.

Go away stupid.

Which way, tho?

You can only average 100 miles a day so wuts the point in walking

no one made you reply

what

what

in this scenario, thirst, hunger, or fatigue do not exist

you're at the end of the tunnel.

the only way to go is the way you're facing

Genius.

lets do the math
10 days 1000 miles
100 days 10000 miles
1000 days 100000 miles
10000 days 1000000 miles
1000000 days 10000000 miles
here where you give up

Supossing we dont have to sleep eat or shit it would just take us 50,3389 years

I make it more like 17 thousand years

i'd run at maximum speed humanely possible until i getto the end

well if you dont die from starvation i guess you mine as well start walking. or stay there and live forever

did you not realise it was a long distance until it got translated into km?

by the time i reach the end i'd be the most fit motherfucker ever

Will if that does not exist, than I probably will start walking. However, this will probably be some kind of bs hell in which when I reach the end of the tunnel, I have to turn around and do it again.

pretty much yes

you right , i dont know how to divide

You'd probably die by exhaustion within the first 100 yards.

>fatigue doesn't exist
Sprint all the way gotta go fast