Wake up

>wake up
>see this
What do?

why is there a pencil on my face

Send you to a concentration camp u fucking faggot.

Slash your veins open

shitpost on b

>suck
>swallow anything that cums out

Beat the shit out of you.

Nice foreskin man. More pics at different angles?

if i was a faggot id make a thread asking b what theyd do

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Is it yours?

Yep

Well its fucking delicious man

i say it loud and clear
WHAT THE FUCK user

Thanks moite

Wonder why my BFs dick has changed.

open mouth wide and see what happens

Turn around and leave the Apple store

>open mouth
>accept glorious offering

pillow knife for breakfast sausage

Where are you? Would suck irl

Rip your foreskin off then spit it in your eye.

was hoping for more pictures..... ;-;

mine;)

I like ;)

9/10

cut it off with the knife I keep next to my bed. Put your dick in my face, you'd better be ready to lose it.

thanks

I'd freeze, and wait to see when the dick does

Wake up, my wet dreams never last long

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too big

How many of you have given up on fucking an actual chick, like, with a vagina?

>S U C C
>U
>C
>C

dat vein

Looks like its on fire!

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You're welcome, you into guys?

>tfw you have a long term girlfriend and make threads like these for the lulz

moarrr

Suck it like a good lil slut

>for the lulz

Uh huh.

same

You now have a mouthful of morning piss. Enjoy.

I'm not the guy that you are replying to but when i saw OP's pic thats honestly what I was hoping

Either that or make race bait threads and watch Sup Forums continue to go downhill

So where'd I find someone like you? I hate getting outta bed in the morning.

Would suck... I'd like to suck actually.

Attach gomco clamp and cut off all foreskin to feed it to my pet Jew

Fist ass

I wonder how many have given up and actually went through with fucking a dude?

It's not gay if you fuck him for lulz.

i dunno. you just need to find someone that really likes to make their man happy anyway they can

morning wood is a gift

Cut the skin off like the Jew I am. Oy vey!

Ew, uncut and smelly looking.

No thanks

ask what daddy is doing

A guy who'll suck your morning wood is easy, a guy who'll keep that dick in his mouth while you piss is rare.

I've been looking through craigslist and wondering if I should go ahead with it.

Lol don't fuck with Craigslist man it's easy to fuck dudes and all you'll get are gay weirdos and ugly fucks

"DAD WTF?!"

Do it.

Worst that happens is you feel like a faggot until you go back to fucking women.

Best that happens is you realise you are a faggot and can have butt sexs.

S U C C
U
C
C

Open mouth wide. Maybe beg.

Don't go gay, you'll lose all self-respect.

That assumes you're a homophobe who cares what other people think

>homophobe

Misogyny and racism is a-ok but hating gays is bad.

>wake up see this
>get my o tanto from my bed counter
>take a hard swipe at that thing cuts right off
>cut his degenerate head right off too and offer his heart to the gods.

I never said misogyny or racism are ok.

why my thing go up?

why me?

Suck it like the good little slut I am and swallow