America the beautiful thread
America the beautiful thread
Boogie?
Well considering both men are on a """"""""diet"""""""" probably
Hey man we can't all be as great as Florida man.
For what purpose would a peron drink frying oil? What would be the body payload?
he's a big guy
Big?
Why is it always fucking Florida?
25 gallons is impossible. I'll bet non of you faggots could drink a gallon of water in 20 mins.
youtube.com
this video is guaranteed to cure erectile dysfunction
fake news
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>people that need to die
Florida has a law allowing details of a crime to be released, even before conviction.
Fit?
>I am disappoint
A true american hero, I weep for this wrongfully persecuted patriot.
Top tier
Speaking of that song
Source
>sips 1000 island
>Florida man
Every time.
that's actually quite funny
no one wants to get water poisoning
that's about all peace out
>25 gallons
Who's retarded enough to believe shit like this?
>later that evening
Fake!
is that boogie?
Also T H I C C
>A Florida man
>Florida
PLS NUKE THIS STATE.
I think the original article is funnier. You edited article is hyperbole liberal trash. The left really needs those meme courses and it's sad they aren't helping any. What a waste of life. Probably more pathetic than the hamburgler.
imagine being an alien xenomorph trapped inside that monster, unable to get out, drowning in fat..
Imagine being Chloe Grace Moretz destroying manpuccy at the gym every noon to fill up your protein demanding vagina.
He drank 113 litres of oil? Something tells me this isn't real.
mikeresponts.wordpress.com
Closest shit I could find
It's weird how, though utterly disgusting, it pretty much didn't even register as a human body to my mind. It doesn't even look human so it's hard to comprehend it's a gigantic cellulite squinchy ass.
Does this man have Prader-Willi syndrome? I knew someone with that, mad shit, he used to eat raw sausages, anything he could get his hands on, they had to lock the fridge and all the cupboards and he couldn't go out on his own.
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lol,
sounds spoopy desu
Who is this woman? I need a quick rundown
Slide thread!
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He later voted for Trump too.
Source, faggot.
You can't drink more than a gallon AT MOST. It's literally impossible.
Most of us burgers are too lazy to read anything except the headline, but we're also too proud to admit we didn't read the rest.
this look like one of those dumb cold war fake CIA news stories.
This
Thats like almost 90L avg recommended water is 2.5L
I call bs
Damn, Walter White really let himself go after Breaking Bad.
America summed up
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The article is fake. This guy's mugshot is used for comedy stories, but originally I think he was a sex offender
Looks more like this shitstain of a board, tbh. Fuck Sup Forums.
Triggered Americunt
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Florida man thread?
>Florida man
How do you know it was rape? I mean, did you see what the alligator was wearing? These days, all an alligator has to do is cry "rape" and everyone just rushes to it's defense without even examining the facts.
>25 gallons
Dumbfucks truly believe this
>tried to eat someone
>was released afterwards
i wish this story were true
so many levels of irony
from a satire site. not real