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enoch powell edition

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Gleefully living in the past edition

juneau is ultra comfy

If we look at the direct combat elements of the fleets, excluding spain's amphibious landing ships as seen is defending, and both side's research vessels, minesweepers/ mine countermeasure ships and the fast patrol boats
I will list displacement as well

>Spen: (3 attack submarines (4 replacements expected),1 aircraft carrier, 12 frigates, 8 patrol)

110,629 tonne displacement+8,800 tonne submarine replacements expected

>3 Galerna Class Submarines (1,760 tonnes)
>(have 4 S-80 class (2,200 tonne) Submarines scheduled)

>1 Juan carlos amphibious Assault ship (27,079 tonnes)
functions as an aircraft carrier

>6 Alvaro Class Destroyer (5,800-6,400 tonnes)
>6 Santa Maria Class Frigates (4,000 tonnes)

>5 Meteoro Class Offshore Patrol Vessels (2,670 tonnes)
>3 Descubierta Class Patrol Vessel (1,640 tonnes)
>Bongistan: 4 strategic submarines, 7 attack submarines, 19 frigates, 4 patrol,1 helicopter carrier, 1 aircraft carrier+1 expected, 2 amphibious docks

250,600 tonne displacement+ 39,120 amphibious docks + 141,200 aircraft carriers

>4 Vanguard Class Submarines (15,900 tonnes)
>3 Astute Class Submarines (7,400 tonnes)
>4 Trafalgar Class Submarines (5,300 tonnes)

>(Scheduled for 2020- 2 Elizabeth Class Aircraft >Carriers (70,600 tonnes)- 1 is built already but undergoing trials, next is close to completion)

>HMS Ocean (21,500 tonnes)-helicopter carrier
>Albion Class (19,560 tonnes)-amphibious transport dock

>6 Daring Class Frigates (8,500 tonnes)
>13 Duke Class Frigates (4,900 tonnes)

>4 River Class Patrol Vessels (1,700-2,000)

as we can see the Royal navy has an advantage, the Moors are going to get BTFO

My phone reminds me when it's bedtime hehe, it's like having a mummy

No, no, by no means. It's just... isn't this... aren't you ill-suited for this convention?

*Yvette Fart looks down at her dress and nods*

Yvette: Yes, I know, it's a risque fit. I just didn't have anything else that was quite--purple enough--but, er, you don't seem to have bothered.

What? Is that a requirement? You're actually supposed to wear this purple sort of thing? And the top hats?

Yvette: Isn't that what you were saying?

What? What? What? No! No, goodness no. Far from it. I just meant... well, wouldn't you be better off at a... you know, a Fart's Convention?

*Yvette is mortified. She empties her glass in Paul's face and stomps off*

I don't understand. What right does a Fart have to take a spot in the Cadbury's Convention? I've a mind to complain.

*Paul walks through the throng and approaches the stage, where the organiser is enjoying a Dairy Milk bar with his friend*

Excuse me! Excuse me sir! Are you in charge of this operation? I've a real bone to pick!

*the organiser frowns, beckons Paul up*

Organiser: Whatever's the matter, lad? Oh, been taking a tongue lashing for your clothes is it? It's tradition you know to come in purple--

No never mind that. I'd just like to know your justification for this! *paul gestures behind him, where Yvette is sobbing next to a chocolate fountain with a martini glassful*

Organiser: For the chocolate fountain?

No! No, you buffoon, for the woman!

Organiser (nonplussed): Well, she performs several vital services for the man -- bears his children, makes his toast --

swear my flaccid cock ejaculated when i was on a high dose of acid, this happened to anyone else?

Wish Iceland had some nice classical architecture

NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!