His butt is sweaty Knees weak, logs are heavy There's feces on his sweater already Looks like confetti He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud He opens his anus but the logs won't come out He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show
Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee Oh there goes Andy, he choked He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em
You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime
William Young
This log's escaping, through his hole that is gaping This turd is mine for the taking He can sing, as we record a, new logging order A normal log is boring, but Andy's logs are not for ignoring His hemorrhoids are on fire, his muse is now snoring He gives us all mana, everyone wonders Ass to mouth shows, he knows how to sate hunger Rocky roads, God only knows, he's passed some kidney stones, an ass quarry Goes home to Cincinnati and tells them the whole story But hold your horses 'cause here goes advanced courses His logytes don't want him no mo, they got divorces Gourmands moved on to the next 'staurant who flaunts turds like Cobblepot taunted And so his muse's cunt hole is cold and has mold, I suppose it's old 'n haunted But the queef goes on He's old news and unwanted *** You better log yourself in the morning, the evening Believe me, you better never skip a meal, he'll Only give one log, do not miss your chance to dine Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better
Charles Russell
Saved! Thanks log/b/ro
Carter Green
Here's final verse. There's also a revised first verse I'll post.
***** No more pain, prep h is on my thrombosed veins Now my motherfucking rectum is a shit 12 gauge I was farting in the start of it, the poop never came Now food's been chewed up, and swallowed, and turned to waste So I beared down and shit right in the next chewer Best believe somebody's paying the pied pooper All the pens and knives multiplied by the Fact that I ain't get fries with my number Five and I can't provide the right type of Log for my family, and, man these damn antilogs are ass wipers And its no movie, there's no Shia Lebouf This is my log and these times are so tough And it's getting more extreme, trying to feed and protect my memes from dream status Vacillate between making music and doing some log magic Superstition, wishing, tryin' to shit on, it's too much For me to want to sit on the pot, another day in this spot Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a whale, I must Go defecate a bunch, fore I end up in Ahab's lunch... Cap'n Crunch, turns the tables on the logless, throws first punch It's time I come through, 'cause this fail cannot go on, I cannot grow old in portajohns So here I go, it's my shit Logs don't you quit, 'cause this may be the only opportunity that I get *** You better log yourself with a passion, it's creamy, It's steamy, you'll never get a better treat, he'll Only give one log, you better bring your appetite Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, ***
You can do anything you put your noggin to
Wyatt Rivera
First verse
****** Look If you had one log or one opportunity to seize every log you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it flush? ***
His butt is sweaty Knees weak, logs are heavy There's feces on his sweater already Like confetti He's anxious, but face is painted to look calm and ready To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud He opens his ass but the logs won't come out He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show
Snap back to the lavatory, oh he only had to pee Oh there goes Andy, he choked He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats He's checked with endoscope, his warm creamy log grows He's so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em *** You better log yourself from his anus, you taste it You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey You only get one log, appreciate every bite Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better
Anthony Gray
I love you logfriend, almost as much as I love Andy's creamy, steamy, dreamy logs, SLIDDING down my throat.
Anthony Williams
Why the fuck is this a meme?
Brandon Torres
Here's my latest, logs you shouldn't share
Luke Myers
We three logs of Andy Sixx are Made of shit, we traverse afar. Rectum, Anus, you'll sustain us, Following yonder star
O log of feces, wear your crown, Log with royal beauty brown, Salivating, still we're waiting, Guide us as we suck you down.
Noah Smith
Endorsement. Some people are with Gatorade, Nike, Mountain Dew, etc, but Andy's with shit
Luke Young
It's being forced and someone's been trying hard for it to become one for over a year now
Caleb Howard
That's one of my early works
Jason Morris
>SLIDDING Learn to spell you stupid cocksucking nigger.
Joseph Price
But this creative explosion is recent. Sup Forums's never seen anything like it before
Jason Mitchell
I really really really like your OC user...
Aiden Gray
Andy Biersack doesn't actually have a scat fetish does he?
Daniel Robinson
Yeah it has the fuck you taking about. Everything blows up randomly on here. It's kind of how the internet works
Mason Sullivan
No, this is unprecedented.
Luke Hall
If he doesn't, then the BVB army certainly does!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Miller
Stop trying to force this meme you sperglord. It's all just 1 guy with a scat fetish trying to make this popular. Get a hobby you raging fucking faggot.
Brayden Jackson
This has made me look at poop in a new way
William Morales
>1 guy
Kek, that's anti-log shill logic for ya...
Julian Morales
>SLIDDING Learn to spell you stupid spear-chucking tarbaby jungle-bunny
Jackson Thompson
This is a hobby. Your hobby is trying to end log threads
Caleb Williams
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Carson Perry
A S S T H E T I C S
Aiden Allen
>Threads show up every other day >Posting is super slow and repetitive >Threads die when the same handful of images are reposted
Yeah. 1 guy. Reply to me as many times as you want, you're still just one sick faggot who needs to fuck off and eat some emo faggots shit elsewhere.
Isaac Perez
Hey, I'm just a lonely log wonderer looking for a log community to belong to. I heard this place is it. Anybody know where I can find a dreamy creamy steamy log of the Andy Sixx variety? I can pay you in the form of some corn I saved from Andy's last log
Adrian Green
How do you manage to be in the threads daily?
Henry Roberts
Obviously you can't read. They pop up every OTHER day you fucking mongtard. It's easy to remember such glorified autism when one guy keeps posting this same shit, then vanishes.
Ayden Martin
Why do you enter them? I see furry threads daily but I filtered them out. I entered 2 of them before out of curiosity and then just started filtering.
Nathan Brooks
>Implying all logposters are one person samefagging
>U mad anti-log cuck?
We are Andyslogymous We do not waste shit We always digest Nourish us.
Matthew Robinson
We've etched out place in history as a spectacular meme, but there's more work to be done. Children will be reading about is in history books
Isaiah Bell
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Michael Reed
All around me are familiar logs And anons And anons
Lincoln Taylor
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Dominic Miller
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Benjamin Reyes
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Evan Martinez
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Julian Roberts
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Bentley Morris
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Chase Peterson
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Henry Cruz
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Levi Allen
I love Andy sixxes shit
Adrian Reyes
>being so triggered, you feel the need to waste your time spamming Spiderman memes.
This has a 0% success rate with derailing threads. Top kek
Camden Price
Also lol at the Spiderman fag coming into this thread as well. You love his shit and you know it. Why else would you be in this thread. Stop being in denial
Jordan Sullivan
Hope you're gonna share some of that dreamy creamy steamy log you just got with those dubs.
Henry Sanchez
sorry im late
where do I pick up my log?
Isaac Green
one year?
Anthony Rogers
It IS a thing now. I'm guessing You're here to be a part of the log community? Your inner voice told you to come. Dont fight it.
Thomas Turner
who cares how many people like to play with poo. it still stays poo.
Carson Foster
You've logged into the right thread!
Connor Williams
>It IS a thing now no. there are threads about actual shit that have more replies and a higher level of quality.
Juan Torres
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Aaron Allen
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Caleb Kelly
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Ethan Wilson
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Carson Bennett
It's objective. Sorry. You're hurt feelings don't count. Btw, can you share the log you just got with those dubs? Been dying for a creamy log fix
