WHATSAPP DOWN

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
WHATSAPP DOWN WORLDWIDE

>relying on an app rather than existing phone infrastructure.
Most Americas would say what's whatsapp because they use texting

normis BTFO

Wait, what's happening?

>having the mobile jew

Whatsdown UP when?

Hope everyone is enjoying the leaked nudes and vids from whatsapp just now
Got my friends mom blowing some dude and some pictures of her pussy

you fucking nigger, why haven't you uploaded it yet

Sauce nigger

So what? Use goddamn SMS

post them nao you african american

Works on my machine

Don't worry, user.

It's just the party van going through your chat logs.

I mean, you don't have anything to hide or anything, right?

Whatsapp? That thing that got popular because it claimed to protect your privacy, then it turned out that it didn't?

Why do normies fall for this shit?

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FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO FUCK WITH A TRANNY

this is why i use my phone as just a phone, incidentally all cloud users are idiots. I keep my most sensitive stuff on external hard drives that have enough porn to get me through 3 months of downed internet and i also put my passwords in note pads.

checked this and /thread

Check your mail. I've sent you a google docs link.

who dun it?

Whatsapp is much better than pretty much every single fucking in-built messaging app provided by Google, Apple or Microsoft.

That's why people use it.

Line is better

Signal is also pretty good.

Yeah but the other person has to have it too

so just use sms, are you french niggers retarded?

>asking all your friends to download another app just for you because you're scared whatsapp might leak the dick pics you sent to them daily

I don't understand.
i love my smartphone it's so much more compact and convenient than a laptop i can even browse reddit on it with one hand while servicing my boss with the other hand

i love having a job so much it makes me really feel like a productive member of society haha NEETs don't know what they're missing! after 2 more years of internship i can start earning money to pay off my college debt and in about a decade i can finally start earning money that i can actually spend then maybe i can marry a fat bitch and work hard for the rest of my life to provide for her and raise a few kids so i will have the satisfaction of knowing i helped the progress of human evolution by adding 2 or 3 more turds into the global toilet bowl that already contains over 7 billion turds

that is my main goal in life, what i want to do more than anything else

Why do people use these applications instead of simply sending an email?

Isn't whatsapp home to huge child porn rings?

like every social media website/app?

>email
ok grandpa

Pretty much yeah.

how neat
its gay porn i presume

...........

Marketing. Same reason people use shit like discord.

No-one cares only brazilian arse-pirates and other cunts in third-world shitholes use Whatsapp

good

>using wassup

>On the edge of WW3
>Still using client-server communication instead of P2P

I'm glad you like it!

>WHATSAPP DOWN WORLDWIDE
oh no... how will we ever get through this devastating occurrence

I use it so i can use doggo pictures as emoticons with my gf irl.

This inconveniences me.

Won't be sending Skykings through Whatsapp.

769200 sylvan

Telegram?

Did peoples WhatsApp videos get hacked ?

For behold, the days are coming when they will say, 'Blessed are the barren and the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!'

WE WANT WHATSAPP TO WORK!

Its just an update

Im pretty sure this already happened like 2 weeks ago in a lesser scale.
Calm your tits, noone has gotten hold your gfs dickpics

Discord is actually convenient though.

SKYPE DOWN TOO AND FACEBOOK MESSENGER HAVING HEAVY GLOBAL ISSUES

didnt pol say 3 of may North-Korea nuking going to happen?

Americans don't give a fuck.
t. burger

>fucking appening threads

When I send an email, I can verify that it will only be readable by the intended recipient, that it cannot be read in transit, and that the recipient will be able to verify my identity as the sender.

Let me know when your shitty normieapp has the same features.

I use Telegram because whatsapp sucks dick.

So only the one video?

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>Gf
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Of course not,burger.
I use kik for that shit.

>didnt pol say 3 of may North-Korea nuking going to happen?

Believing Sup Forums. Ever.

Pajeet's BTFO.

Shitty fucking code, shitty people Kek

only third worlders use whatsapp

If you dont use some kind of super h4xx0r email domain then your dickpics will be stored by the company (and the nsa) just as consistently as with apps like whatsapp.
Email and messanger apps have the same weak point, passing through the company servers where they may or may not will be saved.

nobody uses this piece of faggot ass shit in our country

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Wrong.
We use Viber.

Telegram is 100% comprised, many terror attacks on the UK have been stopped because GCHQ / NSA must have backdoors in and thats how the mudslimes communicated.

ok Poland take it easy

It's great it's down so that people here can realise how shit and disgusting that App is.

Explain further.

Just tried to send some Test messages looks like it gone. Good riddance.

Ha Ha no one texts me anyway

ha ha...

I swear if it doesn't come back in 5 days brazilians will riot
this is now part of our culture

They can store PGP encrypted emails all they like, but they're not reading the contents of them within the lifetime of this universe.

wtf you have friends and browse Sup Forums
how else would you know this

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What App is this?

WhatsApp

Nothing much, you?

>whatsapp

Is this some third world poverty way to text people? Just fucking send normal text messages

Fuck I'll never find the report again. But basically alluded to 'messages between terrorists were intercepted via telegram' but did not explain how they obtained it. Suspect as fuck.

Also their encryption was made in house, so fuck knows how good it is.

Underrated

Can you not

The Sky

WhatsApp is the main form of communication in my shit hole. UK pushing sand niggers to my shithole. People have no idea what's going on.

Thanks britbro.

Timo Karlos Jarvinen!

Or because you don't get charged for international messaging?

>mfw I'm not a normie faggot

Just because she isnt answering your desperate Late Night texting doesnt mean Whatsapp is down, mate.

I can barely tie my shoelaces!

Press F to pay respects

F

Whatapp has end to end encryption. Isn't that the same shit?

It actually is down you stupid kraut.

problem is that whatapp is creating the encyrption keys for everyone in the first place anyway. So if they really want to they could just decrypt everything

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't want to use that shitty Kikebook Messenger to talk to my gf, also all my groups are unreachable.

Is this it, the begging of the end?

Is this how WW3 starts?

>WhatsApp Down
>Sup Forums Up

Victorie La KEK

Hol up what's happenijg. You can view the images of your friends that weren't sent to you now? Oh no. What will I ever do when the NSA finds out about my Peruvian purple maize( I wish I could grow them chicha morada is some good shit).

what exactly is down?
I thought it's """"""""""" p2p"""""""""""?

Calm down Bro, just making Bantz.
You seem overly defensive, did someone not answer you?

>Is this how WW3 starts?

>Issues with internet

>Sup Forums jumps to cyber attack

>Taking down Whatsapp is critical to disrupting national strategic infrastructure

Jesus Christ