Walking along a residential street somewhere in Canada when suddenly you hear a female voice calling out

>Walking along a residential street somewhere in Canada when suddenly you hear a female voice calling out.
>You look to your side and see this girl standing in her garden beckoning you.
>You walk towards her when she starts talking
>'Hey mister, could you help me tend to my rose garden. I could use a strong man like you to carry bags of fertilizer. Oh please mister, I could really use your help, you know I'm not that strong myself. I'll give you a kiss if you'll help me, I swear.'

life isn't an RPG, this doesn't happen irl

Rape her cunny

I got your fertilizer RIGHT HERE *unzips dick*

>tfw this actually happend to me

meeeeeeeeeeeme

>tfw you try to lift the bag of fertilizer and its too heavy
>you try to run but you're going really slow
>it's your math exam time but you know absolutely nothing and time is running out
>you are just spending a normal day with your ex that you split from years ago
>you wake up

...

Deep kissu.

those aren't roses you fucking pleb

"sure thing, eh. i know a think or two aboot gardening, i'd be happy to help out"

Pedos need to be rounded up and shot

PEDOS GET OUT!

she's mine :3

i'd pretend to play along, and run away with the fertilizer

who is this semen princess

d-don't call her that, she's literally an angel

post her naked pic

soliciting cp constitutes a federal offense. both google and hiroyuki are probably sending your info to the authorities right now.

fuck off pedo nigger you didnt comment on this means youre ok with raping a child. im reporting you

I wouldn't even take the kiss. The fact that I'd be useful for once is a testament to my life

PEDOS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>go to help her with her garden because it seems like the right thing to do
>still wind up on the sex offender's registry

I hate my existence and I want to die.

Help her
And then make out with her

I think there is something wrong with me because my first thought was don't do it because the bitch is probably some sort of demon/monster.

I would like to have explicit consentual sex with a human of the opposite gender, if you get my meaning

why did she quit instagram? ? ?
also why did she delete the photo comparing herself to kristina?

As long as shes over the age 18 I suppose you sick fuck

>clicks on a cunny thread
>calls other people sick fucks

and I guess you're just here to help us along the path to righteousness?

>why did she quit instagram? ? ?

did she say so?

I'm still checking it everyday ;__;

>1 hour later
>meanwhile Jena Malone threads delete on site

What did they mean by this?