>Walking along a residential street somewhere in Canada when suddenly you hear a female voice calling out.
>You look to your side and see this girl standing in her garden beckoning you.
>You walk towards her when she starts talking
>'Hey mister, could you help me tend to my rose garden. I could use a strong man like you to carry bags of fertilizer. Oh please mister, I could really use your help, you know I'm not that strong myself. I'll give you a kiss if you'll help me, I swear.'
Walking along a residential street somewhere in Canada when suddenly you hear a female voice calling out
life isn't an RPG, this doesn't happen irl
Rape her cunny
I got your fertilizer RIGHT HERE *unzips dick*
>tfw this actually happend to me
meeeeeeeeeeeme
>tfw you try to lift the bag of fertilizer and its too heavy
>you try to run but you're going really slow
>it's your math exam time but you know absolutely nothing and time is running out
>you are just spending a normal day with your ex that you split from years ago
>you wake up
...
Deep kissu.
those aren't roses you fucking pleb
"sure thing, eh. i know a think or two aboot gardening, i'd be happy to help out"
Pedos need to be rounded up and shot
PEDOS GET OUT!
she's mine :3
i'd pretend to play along, and run away with the fertilizer
who is this semen princess
d-don't call her that, she's literally an angel
post her naked pic
soliciting cp constitutes a federal offense. both google and hiroyuki are probably sending your info to the authorities right now.
fuck off pedo nigger you didnt comment on this means youre ok with raping a child. im reporting you
I wouldn't even take the kiss. The fact that I'd be useful for once is a testament to my life
PEDOS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>go to help her with her garden because it seems like the right thing to do
>still wind up on the sex offender's registry
I hate my existence and I want to die.
Help her
And then make out with her
I think there is something wrong with me because my first thought was don't do it because the bitch is probably some sort of demon/monster.
I would like to have explicit consentual sex with a human of the opposite gender, if you get my meaning
why did she quit instagram? ? ?
also why did she delete the photo comparing herself to kristina?
As long as shes over the age 18 I suppose you sick fuck
>clicks on a cunny thread
>calls other people sick fucks
and I guess you're just here to help us along the path to righteousness?
>why did she quit instagram? ? ?
did she say so?
I'm still checking it everyday ;__;
>1 hour later
>meanwhile Jena Malone threads delete on site
What did they mean by this?