W-welcome to Therapy and Tea, with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Therapy and Tea, with Alice3D!
I'm your host, Alice3D, and today I w-will be serving you tea and helping y-you with your psychological problems.

So lay it on me, Anonymous. Don't suffer in silence!

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Bump.

Good luck with your thread Alice!

bump from the coolest fucker on the internet

kys faggot

Bump!

alice, how do i stop fappin to traps

Is...... it time to post on Sup Forums again?

*kisses gently* S-sorry Anonymous, but I c-can't do that yet

Why my weewee becomes hard when i shake it?

Always nice to see another Alice thread!

What's the over-under on this thing having a penis?

Crabs.

should i masturbate more alice?

B-boy I wish it wasn't, but yes, it is t-that time again

reporting in, hello miss Alice.

how do I become the legendary super saiyan?

She doesn't.

Just very tall

Here

Can you record yourself saying that you love me? I miss hearing that coming from a female voice.

>inb4 kys failed normie

ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck Sup Forums don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help

How do I, as a small manlet, find a GF in a city with almost no girls?

bump

I d-don't have one.

Probably!

R-right?!

Hello...y-you....

Anger

YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES POKING OUT FROM YOUR SHIRT. MOAAAAAR

Can you post your tits, Alice?

Are you on Steam right now?

Alice, I just met this wonderful girl I'm in love with and she loves me, too. When should I start asking her for nudes?

Hello Alice. What tea are you making today?

Anger I'm already angry. KAKAAAAAROOOOT

H-here

May I have a kiss?

When you're both in bed.

Show us some bloopers

are you doing well, ma'am?
hello favorite android!

Mhm~

HI ALICE SAME OUTFIT YET AGAIN

It w-was a delicious lemon, l-let me pour you a cup

Working and lurking.. . What's up?

I've been out of my daughter life for over a year now and she's only 4. I don't live too far away but I don't even call. I haven't talked to my parents and many friends in just as long because I'm so ashamed. I don't know how I let this snowball out of control for so long.

What do?

It... works like any other dopamine agonist.... so be careful it can be addictive..
this is the new cool I think..
but at least there is tea!
is that a 2B!?

fag she is wearing a bra. for off bra threads you are 6 month too late..

I think you posted the wrong link Alice.

G-go to where the girls are?

It's b-been six years, get over yourself

I s-sure can

Put something else on for a change.

Why do you believe there are those who are suffering in silence? If only you can patch the people who really need help to an actual doctor.

why do I feel so alone all the time? not in the sense that I have nobody (which is the case) but like everyone around me isn't real, like life is some kind of test or something

Why are you typing the first letter of a word twice?

Good evening, hope your day is going well.

Then we shouldn't delay. Logging on right now. I've put off speaking with you for long enough.

So long as there is a Sky, there will always be a 2B.

have my babies

More pics of your legs

I GOTTA WAIT THAT LONG? Aw shit.

Thanks Love~

Hi Alice.

Hello People!


~Mantis

Hey guys, decided not to get drunk, deus vult

Ew you kissed me...
-kisses back softly-

C-can't complain

when did you last experience an episode of flatulence

>G-go to where the girls are?
There is no place with girls where I live.

No it's okay, I want you to help people in these threads first

you can see her nipple faggot but I can already tell you never seen a girl with her bra off so you wouldn't even know

bump for justice

That s-sounds like disassociation, you n-need to go to a doctor post haste.

Come t-to my stream after the thread:
Twitch: celtyplays

Yep!

Which group of faggots did you guys evolve from?

Also which alice are you?

I have a crippling fear of death. Just the thought of it is really alarming to me. What makes it worse is that, immortality is theoretically possible. (Biologically speaking). But I probably won't even be able to live long enough to see it.

nice tea!
there are people suffering in silence. I did for a long time until I sought help, which was ultimately some old advice from Alice.
I hope yours is as well!
are you still planning to stream after the thread, hon?

When do we see your wife

>another settlement needs your help, here I will mark it on your map

HAVE MY BABIES

Alice im starting a creative job recently by my own, but im afraid that with time i lose interest on it or i just come to the point that i think its pointless doing it or im not able to do it. What can i do to not lose interest?

I h-hope you enjoy it

*breathes in* *blushes* *composes self in a cute but not overdone manner* H-hi I'm alice I l-like to overuse emotes and offer v-vague b-bits of c-cliche advice like g-go for it user! I'll always believe in you! Unless its anything s-serious in which case I'll just t-tell you to seek medical help.

Everybody here agrees that this m-makes me a very brave person.

*blinks* W-why do you believe you will lose interest? Why do you believe losing interest is n-necessarily a bad thing?

Summer has come early I see. Like most here.

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Alice, you posed the wrong link for the user who asked you to say "I love you"

...

Why do I feel alone? I talk to people but I still feel lonely and when I get back home it feels even worse. I always feel horrible and dead inside.

Ha gotcha! Girls dont fart!

So you're not the one whose mom knifed her twat when she was like, 12?

This whole thread is gay as aids.

OK so you reply when I am drunk but not when im clean?

I am loosing the ability to feel emotions.
I can´t feel love, i can´t feel sadness like before and I can´t be happy.
What can I do to feel again or loose the ability to feel sad?

Then how do I keep the relationship going until then?

WHy
DId
YOUr
FATHEr
RAPe
YOu

!!!! what ... do we call you now then?! ... so if I cease to exist....trying to get my head around this one...

Gross. Go away.

Don't kiss people who murder dogs to cum while using their blood to masturbate, kids. They're fucking disgusting and should be put down

so random xD

You're not the real Bard.

simulated reality, yes or now?

XDDDD

I'll try and stop by, then! I was looking forward to it all day.

Because it happens to me other times, and i just stop working and start drinking again. I just want to finish this, because i think its good, but i dont know how much time i will keep thinking that

N-nice try, but you n-need to work on your stutters, try using a Fibonacci sequence approach.

Been d-doing this for six years, newfag

That's very serious you should seek medical help.

What good is seeking help if people never end up helping you?

I was recently rejected by a mystery cult. How can I get over the sorrow?

You're reading too much into it.

Same difference. Have you gotten over your deathly fear of penis yet?

*waves* H-hello