Can we talk about how much of a fucking wanker Vin Diesel is? First of all...

Can we talk about how much of a fucking wanker Vin Diesel is? First of all, the cunt gave himself the stage name "Vin Diesel" which sounds like something a 10 year old would come up with for his Shadowrun campaign. His actual name is Mark Sinclair, which is kind of cool sounding, but no, he's gotta have a name like a fucking level 5 Street Samurai. This mother fucker self identifies as a "person of colour" and considers himself to be a
"multi-faceted" actor and he blames his poor success before Fast and The Furious on his "ambiguous" heritage and not because he's a fucking charismaless black hole who can't act for shit. We get it, you said "I Am Groot" 51 zillion times in a fucking movie, do you want a goddamn Oscar cunt?

Pitch black was okay

His acting was the only thing I didn't like in The last witchhunter!

worst fucking actor ever. pretty much ruined saving private ryan. don't know how this fucker keeps getting movies

So tlwhunter is good? Should I watch it now? Always thought about that film

Well if you're into fantasy games, then the story is pretty great I think

It's obviously build from the game Dungeons & dragons. They even made a witch hunter class for it.

K, thanks, I'll give it a try now

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because its fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

Dude, wrong copy paste?

Ruined a movie he died almost immediately in?

Mark Sinclair is an already registered name in the screen actors guild.
It's called a stage name, dipshit. Of course he named himself.
His father was half black or some shit. He's half Halfrican.

who fucking cares? he's an actor, I don't care about his personal shit. Personally, I think he's pretty good in the Riddick movies and fast and the furious would have been shit without him too.

I honestly don't know why they bothered producing another Fast Furious crap. I hope I wouldn't see anoth Fast and Furious after a year or two. Keep milking the money from skeleton faggots who loves awesome cars and hot girls they can never get, I guess.
Real talk, he really is a static meathead who can't act at all who happened to be a lead actor in a sad movie franchise ever. At least he has enough money to survive in his old days, I hope.

> I am groot...

but he fucking killed with an emotional"
"We are groot"

at the end, that fucking made me choke up...

yes, stage names can be tricky...

I was gonna use "Yahoo Serious" until I found out it was taken, so be on the look out for my Oscar winning performance as"
"Turbo Bandicoot" the the Fast Furious REBOOT in 2 years

>use 16 words
>two of them 'fucking'
>go home 9fag

fuck you fucking faggot

that's over reacting a bit. He walked up a street and got shot in the chest within a few mins. barley even had a chance to ruin it with his multi-faceted skills

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

wrong thread fag, but well said good sir

>wrong thread fag, but well said good sir

i say what i mean and i mean what i say.
to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.

He is an actual spaghetti nigger.

Oh do bring it. B-I-T-C-H

>trained in gorilla warfare
are you fucking nuts? that guy is trained in gorilla warfare

Why is Sup Forums so uniquely dogshit compared to every other board? I don't even mean the threads themselves, I mean the comments and the posters. The best way I can describe it, is despite differences in board culture, every board from Sup Forums to /x/ is on the same "wavelength," even Sup Forums arguing with Sup Forums is on the same frame of reality

but Sup Forums...it's like the rest of Sup Forums is on wavelength A, and Sup Forums is on wavelength Q, the posters there are legitimately retarded, like the 40+ year olds you see trying to use facebook

what are you like a dictionary or something

it's Sup Forums. it's fundamentally dogshit to start with, and it just kinda goes downhill from there. Sup Forums is like the meat of Sup Forums that has been left out in the yard for a week and is a bit green with flys on it, but you still think, "well, maybe it's ok" and you take a bite and then spit it out. but you are really stupid so you take another bite and swallow that one. then you end up sick for a week. then you get fired for laying out of work for a week, so you have to live in mom's basement from then on. so then you just sit around surfing Sup Forums and molesting your neighbors alpaca with a football bat. then things start to go downhill....

Wow, are you actually proud of being the dude in the picture? I've seen literal pieces of shit in truckstop toilets with more class, looks and intelligence than you. And you fail in another way: your girl has an ugly face, and you don't show her body? You are clearly an idiot since we can rule out that maybe, just maybe she is a butterface. But no, all we see is an ugly face with a possibly worse body.
BTW, if you are in high school, then you will look old as an 80-year old anus by the time you are 25. And there is no way you are in college, because then it would not be possible to be on both the football team and the basketball team. So feel proud that you are part of two sports in some shitty high school, soak it up now, because as soon as you get out of that place, you will realize how little any gives a shit about the meaningless trophies or positions you held in high school.
I'd offer to fight you, but I fear that if I touched you, I'd be covered in an oily mucus secretion that your overactive sebaceous glands are obviously pumping out.

I like Riddick and he's financing it personally, so he's okay in my book. Never understood why people hate people they've never met just because they starred in movies they didn't like.