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How is it going my dudes?

It's your friendly neighborhood killer peen.

Did i mention no weaknesses?

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kweh

Alright, I guess I'm dumping some of what I've got.

Hopefully I can get the thread sufficiently bumped.

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Bump

I missed you, birdboy

As long as I'm bumping the thread, does anyone have a certain comic? It's about cosmetic alterations to racing fluffies, using liquid nitrogen to change the color of their fluff (the main fluffy is purple)

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i have it, but it's in a folder that i need to organize

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Why the fuck do these even exist? Don't get me wrong I've seen these threads countless times but I still don't get it. Is it supposed to be funny or arousing?

You need to learn to think with something other than your dick and lurk moar.

Oh my god PLEASE post it. It was my first fluffy comic, and my favorite. It would mean the world to me.

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I'll try looking for it, but the folder has 3000+ pics, and not all of them are fluffies

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Cheers. I gotta say I've never actually looked at these for that reason. I do fucking hate generic society.

Thanks you're the best

Tripple dubs has spoken. Praise be unto thee

The Fire Cult
By King C (me)
>be me
>live about 1/2 mile from anywhere
>forest everywhere
>grow the majority of my food
>mainly peppers, onions, anything spicy
>never had any fluffy herd problems
>till now
>go to garden
>huge fucking herd of maybe 10-14 fluffies
>smartie goes up to me
>standard shit
DIS FWUFFY TEWWITOWY NOW, WEEVE OR GET BIG OWIES
>starts headbutting my ankle
>this goes on for about a minute
>then one screams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fucker must've gotten a pepper
>starts yelling
WHY FWOOTIE HUWTIE?!
>idea.webm
>I'll tell you why
all fluffies look at me, smartie now has two toughies joining him
>tell them im a god
>a fire god
>smartie doesnt care
>keeps headbutting
>get out lighter
>get out WD40
>tell the smartie to leave
NU! DIS FWUFFY WAND NOW! WEEV OR GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>deep-fry the cunt
>it screams
>toughies run away with singed hair
>smartie is fucking melting
>wont stop screaming
>most fluffies are in awe, except for the one who ate the pepper
>still screaming
>stop setting it on fire
>hold up smartie
>charred to shit
>looks like a black husk
>yell at them to fear me and run
>throw smartie at ground
>explodes

>look into garden
>not much damage
>one pepper gone
>look down
>shitton of foals
>atleast 15
>almost stomp them
>better idea
>land near here used to be a fluffy daycare
>keep foals in home for now
>milk n shit
>go to old daycare
>rotted as shit
>get out spraypaint
>fire colors
>red, orange, yellow
>spraypaint it to shit
>majority of daycare + outdoor region is fire-colored
>plant tomatoes, onions, anything spicy & red
except for peppers
>go back home
>foals still there
>most are just chirping
>two shat themselves
>give them more milk
>go to town
>buy wireless cameras, speakers & smoke machine
>return to old daycare
>dark as fuck
>light candles to see
>morefire.gif
>build shrine to me
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
>carve words onto the shrine
OBEY TO THE FLAME
>take care of foals
>two weeks later
>foals are big now
>blindfold them
>put them in box
>carry to daycare
>dump in daycare
>lock them in

>go home
>cameras all set up
>allgood.gif
>fluffies do fluffy shit
>eat
>shit
>fuck
>multiple months pass
>some fluffies are clearly pregnant
>time to make an announcement
>night
>turn on the speakers
>turn on smoke machines
>spooky shit yo
>do my best Malacath imitation
LISTEN, HEAR ME NOW!
>fluffies wake up
>some shit themselves
>walk to shrine
>potential smarty yells
HEY! HOO IS DAT!
>you fucking what
SILENCE, FOOL! I AM THE FIRE GOD! FOR YOUR LIVES I HAVE GUARDED YOU
>fluffies are all enticed
>except for the smartie
>name him "Sky"
>sky yells
NO U HAVENT! I GUAWD FWUFFY!
>this fucking smarty
>yell louder
I COULD'VE CRUSHED YOU LIKE A BUG WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! LISTEN NOW!
>smartie shuts up for a change
YOU HAVE LIVED HERE IN PEACE FOR NOW, BUT I DEMAND A PAYMENT.
>green fluffy asks
wike gwassies? gwassie weal good heew!
>no
WHEN THE MOTHERS HAVE BIRTHED THEIR BABIES AND THEY HAVE GROWN, I DEMAN ALL THE BABBIES WITH RED FUR
>mothers now scared
>all begin panicking
>start running around
>nu wan give babby! babby mummahs, not mean voice!
DO IT OR I WILL SCORCH YOU ALL!
>turn off speakers
>mothers even more scared
>crying
>shitting
>waddling on their huge bellies in a circle
>one does all three

I bet one of user around here drives a yellow altis .

Here

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>one month later
>seven red ones
>very nice
>nighttime
>everyone is asleep
>put on red cape
>cover my face in red paint
>grab big stick
>set stick on fire
>walk over to daycare
>foggy as fuck
>just makes it better
>screams
>shit
>sprint like fucking Usain bolt to the daycare
>smartie is banging on door
WET SMAWTIE IN! SMAWTIE WAN IN!
>walk real slow to him
>he looks over
HEY! HOO YOU?
>grab the shit
>unlock door
>see my fluffies for the first time in four months
>look right at the smartie
I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>still keep up the Malacath voice
>set smartie on fire
>throw him at a tree
>ends up looking like the letter C
>my fluffies stare at me
>so this is what its like to be a god
>remind them about the sacrifice
I COME FOR THE RED ONES
>four moms come over
>each with a few red babies
>open bag
>put fluffies into the bag
>walk home
>muffled cries from the fluffies
WAN MUMMAH
LEGOO
WAAAAAA
>one shat in there
>god fucking damnit
>get home
>basement
>dump fluffies onto metal tray
>they start wriggling
>time for torture

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>strap fluffies down
>immense wriggling
>more crying
>more shitting
>dont care
>find baby bottle
>fill it with hot sauce
>force feed them hot sauce
>first three immediately cry
>fourth one doesnt act same
>like it fucking enjoys the stuff
>the other three also cry
>let it sit in
>the fourth fluffy is fucking chill
>not a single tear
>stage two
>grab onion
>grab lemon
>juice lemon
>juice onion
>mix two together
>go to basement
>pour the juices into their eyes
>all of them cry
>one cries less
>same one that liked the hot sauce
>fucking beast
>grab the pure capsaicin
>however you fucking spell it
>dip toothpicks into it
>sprinkle spicy stuff into noses
>they start sneezing, crying, moaning, etc
>the beast fluffy isn't hardly as hurt as the others
>superb fucking idea
>let the fluffies rest
>go back into basement
>clear shit, snot and piss out
>ask the tank fluffy
LITTLE CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>Grass
>shitty name
>new name
YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE HEAT
>fluffy doesnt like that
BUH MUMMAH PICK NAME HERSELF!
>meh
I DONT CARE

>final torture part
>read online you can dye eyeballs like tattoos
>get needle
>fill with ink
>go downstairs
>test it on one
>inject eyes with ink
>ask it if it can see
Y-Y-YUS
>success
>smash its fucking head in
>do this to Heat
>looks badass
>grab some orange paint
>orange details to Heat
>looks sick
>give all three some spaghetti
>lace spaghetti with jalapeno juice
>Heat still eats it
>other two also do, but cry in the process
>next day
>fluffies are asleep, put into bag
>carried to the Daycare
>gonna call it the Church now
>Church of the Fire Cult
>fluffies are awake
>see me
>start loosing their shit
NU HAVE MORE BABBEHS!
PWEAS NO GIVE OOFSIES!
>Open bag
>let the weaker fluffies out
>hold up scorch
>pronounce him my herald
>fluffy jesus
THIS FLUFFY HAS WITHSTOOD MY TRIALS MOST FEARSOMELY. WHAT WAS ONCE GRASS IS NOW HEAT!
>heat still asleep
>all the other fluffies are in awe
>heat's mother jumps around
LET HIM GUIDE YOU IN YOUR FUTURE WHEN I CANNOT
>let heat down
>he nibbles on the grass
>leave

Does anybody have revenge-porn comics of fluffies who abandon or hurt "worst babies" receiving retribution?

>final torture part
>read online you can dye eyeballs like tattoos
>get needle
>fill with ink
>go downstairs
>test it on one
>inject eyes with ink
>ask it if it can see
Y-Y-YUS
>success
>smash its fucking head in
>do this to Heat
>looks badass
>grab some orange paint
>orange details to Heat
>looks sick
>give all three some spaghetti
>lace spaghetti with jalapeno juice
>Heat still eats it
>other two also do, but cry in the process
>next day
>fluffies are asleep, put into bag
>carried to the Daycare
>gonna call it the Church now
>Church of the Fire Cult
>fluffies are awake
>see me
>start loosing their shit
NU HAVE MORE BABBEHS!
PWEAS NO GIVE OOFSIES!
>Open bag
>let the weaker fluffies out
>hold up scorch
>pronounce him my herald
>fluffy jesus
THIS FLUFFY HAS WITHSTOOD MY TRIALS MOST FEARSOMELY. WHAT WAS ONCE GRASS IS NOW HEAT!
>heat still asleep
>all the other fluffies are in awe
>heat's mother jumps around
LET HIM GUIDE YOU IN YOUR FUTURE WHEN I CANNOT
>let heat down
>he nibbles on the grass
>leave

>now October
>all moms have gave birth
>come to collect children in typical getup
>rainy as fuck
>see a fluffy
>not one from the Cult
>scorched ass
>black fur
>dont care
>arrive at church
>mothers all looking at me with dreary eyes
>ask which ones Heat spared
>heat waddles over
>three foals on his back
>one is pink with green mane
>one is blue with gray mane
>third is green with a shit-brown mane
>demand the rest
HEAT HAS CHOSEN HIS FOALS, AND NOW , I WILL TAKE MY FOALS
>bag filled with foals
>27 in total
>heavy as dick
>get home
>dont even bother with the tortue
>pick three
>do the same thing I did to Heat
>decor
>colored eyes
>burn the shit out of the other 24
>name the gray and purple one Ash
>yellow and green one Venom
>black and white one Oldie
>get back to church
>for fucks sake
>Sky is fucking shit up
>raping someone

>foals in bag asleep like before
>fluffy Sky was raping is over to the side, crying
>Heat and Sky are now fighting
>finally
>grab Sky
WHEN I FIRST FOUND YOU ALL, YOU WERE LEAD BY A SHITFACED SMARTY LIKE THIS ONE
>slaps
HEY! WET SKY DOWN OW GET BIG HUWTIES!
>drop the foal bag
>break out the lighter and WD40
HOW I DEALT WITH THAT SMARTY WAS LIKE THIS!
>walk over wall
>burn Sky
>he screams
>not as bad as the first fluffy though
>he's still alive
>one eye burnt
>hair mostly gone
>tell him to run
>he sprints away
>announce the foals
THESE FOALS OF ALL YOURS, WERE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL! THEIR NAMES SHALL BE CHANGED TO FIT THEIR NEW STATUS!
>continue with sermon
>hell is soon to come

Even though we're anonymous, you're now my favorite person

>few months later
>now in January
>the Cult is doing well
>the four special ones are fine
>looking at camcorder
>spot in trees
>pair of glowing orbs
>eyes
>oh shit
>eyes disappear
>the fire must be safe
>turn on shrine
LISTEN CLOSE MY FLUFFIES!
>fluffies gather round
>mothers from October shaking
MONSTERS PROWL THESE WOODS AT NIGHT
>younger fluffies shit a little bit
>Oldie shivers
WHEN THE SUN SETS FROM NOW ON, SEEK REFUGE IN THE CHURCH.
>babbies cry
NU LIKE MUNSTAHS!
WAAAA!
>momentary havoc
>sit back
>soon all is calm again
>fluffies keep playing in snow
>nighttime
>fluffies pile into church
>various snores
>look into camcorders because bored
>more fucking eyes
>three this time
>what the fuck
>eyes stare for a while
>disappear
>gonna need to do some shit soon
>first week of february
>more fluffy fuckage
>Heat is fucking the fluffy Sky raped
>loads of new babies soon
>gonna need some more sacrifices
>night
>make spaghetti
>shitsgood.webm
>go back to camcorders
>literally dozens of eyes
>almost shit myself

No problem. The artist is Waggytail if you want to see more of his work

fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=963/1

>don Fire God robes
>grab Axe, Pepper Spray, WD40+Lighter, and a squirt gun full of jalapeno juice
>taste the heat
>rush to church
>hear fluffy screeches
>shit
>no wolf snarls
>no coyote howls
>just fucking fluffies
>get closer to church
>fucktons of fluffies at church
>all of them screaming
KIWW DE FIYA
DIS OWW WAND NOW, FIWE FWUFFIES!
>walk over to church to a mob of some 60 fluffies at the doors
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
>black and blue fluffy look at me
>they have scorched asses
>my fucking face when its the toughies that were with the first smarty
>my fucking face when its all coming back to haunt me
>familiar voice yells
WEW KIWWING THE FIYAW
>Sky looks at me
>naked as fuck with an eyepatch made of leaves
>whip out WD40 and Lighter
MY MERCY MAY EXTEND TO SOME, BUT ALL YOU WILL RECIEVE IS DEATH
>the Cultists rush out
>Fluffy Civil War
>whip out axe
>lace with Pepper Spray
>start hacking away
>this is fucking war
>see Heat
>fighting Sky
>thefinalshowdown.jpg
>Heat shoves Sky over
>bites, Sky screams
>Heat reaches Sky's neck
>the fucker rips out his throat
>this fluffy has made me so goddamn proud
>fight continues
>the Cultists win
>only five remain, though
>Heat, Heat's Wife, and three foals
>probably his
>kneel down
>go from Malacath to Dibella
Your duty here is done, my friend. Please, come with me
>walk home with Heat's family
That church is there to this day

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>11 years later
>take Heat with me to church
>still there
>fluffy skeletons everywhere
>have to carry him
>arthritis.gif
>let him see it one last time
>he cries
>I shed a single tear
>never forgot The Fire Cult
Chapter 2?

Honestly, my favorite artist is Carpdime. It's just that one comic that really got me into this fucked up nonsense :)

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you mean like a herd of ferals with shitty colors going around raping and pillaging other herds? cause that would be awesome

Hey buddy!

Kweh.

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please refrain from taking to the furries, they only want to derail the thread

Carpdimne is great. I love all of his sadbox, hugbox and abuse. He drew some of the best foals, so cute, plump, small, innocent and abusable.

Meh. I'm still convinced the faggot likes it here.

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Didja miss part 3? Or am I just not seeing it?

Chapter 2 Dump time
>be me
>fire god
>multiple years since anything called me that
>Heat and his wife are dead
>Foals were given to my sister
>she fucking loves them
>check camcorders out of nostalgia
>they still work
Me-Bless the people who made them
>stare for a bit
>red paint everywhere
>sad to see it in ruin
>Heat's wall decomposed
>go out
>don robes out of more nostalgia
>feel good
>walk over to church to get the shit back
>can still hear them faintly
>can still hear them well
>wait a minute
>hear more fucking fluffies
>stealth mode activated
>crouch to bush near shrine
>fluffie mom with about 4 babies nearby
>she's crying at the shrine
P-P-PWEASE HEWP FIYA MAN. PWEASE STOP OWWIES.
>listen more
SMAWTIE GIB OWWIES TO AWW US
GIVE BABBEHS SWEEPSIES
>listen more
>intriguing
>the Return of the Fire God is at hand

the cat furry admitted to wanting to derail these threads, and he's in league with the chicken furry

check them trips
>hide more
>mother crying
>foal goes over
mummah? wut wong?
>mom just keeps crying
>put back on the Fire God voice
WHO SUMMONS ME?
>mother shits herself
WHO DAT?
>get a little louder
I. AM THE GOD WHO HAS SLEPT HERE FOR AGES. THE GOD WHO BURNT THE HERETICS. I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>arise from bushes
>mother shits more
>half of babbies cry
>other half give no fucks
>mother stutters shit
Y-Y-YOO FIRE MAN?
>goddamn these things are dumb
YES, NOW TELL ME. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?
>mother tells tale
>apparently there's a nearby herd
>smarties rule
I SEE. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS PLACE?
>some fluffies escaped the battle
>cultists and heretics both
>spread my good word
>mom comes from a heretic herd
>time for a dramatic entry

>tell the mom to lead me to the herd
>ten minutes away from here
>stay behind
>mother goes in
>big-ass blue fluffy goes over
HEY! WEEW YUU BEEN!
>mom
W-W-WUUKING FOW NUMMIES FOW BABBEHS!
>blue smartie
NU CAW! NU LEAV HERD, OR GET OWWIES!
>smartie kicks mom
>urged to slaughter all the heretics
>warhammer.png
>stay back
>mother waddles over to me
>tell her to stay calm
>the fire will cleanse
>go to store
>buy more fog machines, cameras, speakers
>its night now
>place them around the herd's camp
>almost wake one
>everything's all in place
>run home
>turn on shit
>turn on fog machine
>yell into mic
LISTEN NOW, WEAKLINGS!
>fused screams of all fluffies

>fluffies all scared
>smarties yell
HEY! HOO DAT!
WHEEW AW YOO?
YUU GET BIG OOFSIES!
>silence these fools
MANY A YEAR AGO I ROAMED THESE LANDS AS A SAVIOR TO SOME.
>some fluffies look up
I SHIELDED THOSE THAT JOINED ME, AND LAID WASTE TO THE HERETICS!
>smarties now clearly pissed
>multiple fluffies are now crying
NU WAN HUWTSIES
CUM OUT DUMMEH VOIS!
>the fire will prevail
>it always prevails
I AM THE FIRE GOD OF LEGEND, AND HERE TO WARN YOU.
>fluffies shit even harder
>theyre walking septic tanks with hair
>panic
I LEARNT THIS HERD HAS DEFIED MY WAYS OF LIFE AND PREFERRED THIS, PATHETIC ROUTE
>smarties take that as an insult
>start blaming it on the other fluffies close to them
IS YOO STOOPID VOICE!
GET BIG OWSIES HOOEVER DOIN DIS!
>final proclamation
IN ONE MONTHS TIME YOU MAY ACCEPT ME
>smarties are uber fucking pissed
>this shit is hilarious
THE BELIEVERS SHALL LEAVE TO MY OLD HOME, THE CHURCH OF FIRE!
>smartie asks
AN IFF WE DONT?
>scream
THEN YOU WILL BUUUURN!

>fluffies in disarray
>smarties struggle to keep control
>two already ran towards the church
>gargantuan smartie from before shouts
HEY! SCAWY VOIS JUST A BIG MEENIE! YOU WUN, YOU GET OWWIES!
>still panic
>less panic
>check the church cameras
>none yet
>go to bed

>next day
>seven fluffies in church
>havent checked the big herd yet
>walls still fucked
>theyre shivering
>some of the church collapsed
>one is a mother
>not the one from before
>check in the grove
>fluffies are tense as fuck
>moms arent letting their babies inches away from them
>smarties scaring anyone they think might be in the fire cult
>let that shit go on
>go to pet store
>ask the clerk if he has any
>oh fuck yes
>buy four griffins
>tiny as hell, hardly the size of a fluffy
>supposed to grow to be huge as fuck
>bring them home
>got all that good shit for em
>worrying about the griffins for now
>dog keeps fucking with them
>gives me another idea
>the fire will cleanse the heretics

I missed it on the booru, apparently. Here.

>go to church
>haul box of shit
>poster boards, rocks, etc
>gotta fix the church
>start rebuilding it
>fluffies watch in awe
>watching their god fix a shithole daycare with whatever he found in his attic
>build wall
>spike the wall
>looks like a proper fortress now
>a fluffy fortress
>noone will touch my disciples
>spray paint it all fire colors like before
>leave the fluffies
>head to herd of heretics
>watch from distance
>one of the smarties waddles over
>pack of foals nearby
>grab smartie
>grab foals
>fun-time torture session imminent

>strap smartie to table
HEY! WET SMAWTIE GO OW GET BIG OOFSIES
>do the deepest fucking voice I can
YOU HAVE SINNED, NOW YOU MUST BE PUNISHED
>smartie doesnt give a fuck
>foals dicking around on table
>give them spaghetti
>take them away from torture chamber
>grab knife
>lace with pepper spray
>cut open stomach
OOOOOW! BIG HUWTSIES! STOWP HUWTSIES NOW!
>use pins to keep open
>begin pulling out organs
>screams with each organ moved
>keep the Heart, Lungs, and Digestive system
>it will live for say, twelve hours now?
>spray innards with pepper spray
>it just moans of pain, too tired to scream now
pwease, pwease mistuh stop
>line innards with plastic wrap to keep foals safe
>pick up foals
>put in where his organs were
>they're asleep anyways
>take out pins
>stitch together gut back
>hoist up smartie
>hardly conscious still
>grab it by the neck
>walk over to the Herd of Heretics
>named it that
>fluffies see me
>smarties attack instantly
>toughies join in
>time to get them on my side

>shout
I HAVE WATCHED OVER YOU ALL, AND HAVE BEEN ONLY DISAPPOINTED
>smarties combines forces equivalent to a thumbtack
NOT ONLY DO I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION, BUT YOU DEFILE THE MOST BASIC PRINCIPLES OF LIFE!
>look into crowd
>mom there
>only one foal
>that's the mother of the foals I stole
YOU THERE, FLUFFY
>she looks at me
Y-Y-YUS?
>the moment of truth
HAVE YOU LOST ANY CHILDREN LATELY?
>mother cries
>starts crying about missing babies, etc
WELL THEN, LOOK AT THIS!
>cut open the smartie
>it dies with a moan when I cut it open
>foals fall out like candy in a pinata
>most are still asleep
>mother rushes over
FANK YUU! FANK YUU MISTUH!
>smarties stop
>look at the dead smartie
>most everyone is in shock
>toss smartie to the ground
>remind them of the bargain
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT TO REDEEM YOURSELF
>leave
>literal fucking mayhem

>remember the Griffins from earlier?
>they got fucking huge
>really goddamn big
>smallest one reaches up to my knee
>start painting them orange
>grab my shepherd
>trained him to kill fluffies
>paint him
>they all now look like war machines
>its been a week since the Smartie incident
>time for the last strike
>check church
>loads of them
>check on the Herd of Heretics
>turn on mic
MY OFFER REMAINS FOR JUST ANOTHER WEEK.
>smarties are noticably loosing more control each time I check on them
COME NIGHTFALL, IF YOU STILL REMAIN IN THIS PITIFUL WRECK OF A HERD, IT SHALL BE A FLOOD OF PAIN
>four fluffies run immediately
>smartie chases after them
>multiple fluffies now shivering
TONIGHT, THE HOUNDS OF FLAME SHALL GO UNCHAINED.
>end sermon
>wait for night
>go into woods
>griffins and dog in cage
>thebeastsareready
>they're gonna need a fucking witcher to fight this
>activate speakers via wireless mic
THE HUNT, IS RELEASED
>open cages
>three griffins take to the sky
>tiniest griffin and dog run out on foot together
>wait
>hear fluffy screams
>its fucking great
>wails of pain
>dog barking
>griffins screeching
>mfw I released the Wild Hunt on a gang of fluffies

>day approaches
>Griffins and dog return to me
>pet them
>take them home
>check on church
>all good, they dont even know what happened
>check herd
>corpses everywhere
>its like when Sky tried to siege the church
>corpses everywhere
>fluffies grieving on deaths
>what began as a herd of almost 80 fluffies, is now 19
>two smarties left
>bossing around who's left
>they fucking listen to him
>you'd think they'd be scared shitless by now
>developed a hatred for me
>turn on microphone
SEE NOW THE WASTES LAID BEFORE YOU
>smartie chimes in
BIG MEANIE! GAVE FOWEVEW SWEEPIES TO EVWYWUHN! YOO PAY FO DIS!
>a final resistance?
SILENCE, YOU PITIFUL FOOL! YOU ALL HAVE ONE MORE WEEK TO JOIN ME, OR FACE A FLAMING DEATH!
>turn off
>smarties round up the remainder of the herd
>two left for the church
>smarties run the fuck out of there
>shit
>surveying them is useless now
>check on church
>all good
>ritualistic breeding
>ritualistic praisement
>reward pets for their good work
>give treats
>griffins like dog treats apparently

>One Week later
>the smarties are nowhere in sight
>my offer is through
>wait for nightfall
>don robes
>grab axe
>grab my trusty WD 40 and lighter
>go into woods
>hunting for them
>start chanting random shit
THOSE WHO APPOSE THE FLAME SHALL BURN
>hear a crunch
>fluffy running away, screeching in the process
>sprint over
>step on its tail
>its running so fast it fucking rips its own tail off
AWWW! BIGGSIES HUWTSIES!
>time for the cleanse
>burn it
>it screams bloody fucking murder
>rolls around
>finally dies, looks more like a black dodgeball than a fluffy when it does
>shout
I KNOW YOURE THERE, PUNY INFIDELS!
>hear that goddamned smartie
GET WEDY FOR OWSIES!
>feel pain in leg
>legit pain
>grab the fluffy by the neck
>shout into its face
YOU WILL BURN FOR THOSE ACTIONS!
>trap in tree
>it squeals
>look over
>army of stray fluffies, must be atleast 40
>but here's the kicker
>they all have sticks, pointy rocks, anything tied to their head as makeshift horns
>insert nightmare song
>shout
THE FIRE WILL PURGE THE FILTH
>start hacking away at them
>burn some
>axe some
>fight for about 10 minutes
>remain standing in a pile of fluffy guts
>the smartie is still there in the tree
OH AM I GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU!
>carry it home

>bring smartie home
>it shits every second
>grab rope
>tie it up like a fluffy pinata
>hang it from ceiling fan
>griffins asleep
>dog isnt
>dog barks like fucking crazy at it every second
>wakes up griffins who start nipping at him
>dont let them kill him though
>next day
>Smartie is coated in cuts
>grab it off of fan and start hauling it to the fort
pwease...... wet go.....
>this fucking thing thinks it deserves mercy
YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF, NOW SUFFER!
>arrive at church
>fluffies see their smarty hung up like a pinata
>laugh at him
>call him names
>smartie too tired to even think about lashing back
>build makeshift fire pit
>etch my holy logo around it
>the Star of David with a swastika inside
>looks good
>give huge speech
MY FRIENDS, FOR AGES THIS FOUL CREATURE HAS TORTURED YOU. NOW! NOW IS THE TIME FOR VENGEANCE! NOW IS THE TIME, TO REJOICE!
>fluffies fucking hyped
>light fire
>hold smartie above the fire
>slowly drop it down
pwease no huwties.... smawty sowwy
NO MERCY WILL BEFALL YOU, FOOL!
>rope begins to catch fire
>smarty tries to blow it out
>only spreads it
>rope gives out
>drops smartie into fire
>he burns like a crisp
>let him sit for a bit
>pick him out before he dies
>grab large pole
>impale anus
>squeeze through entire body so that it pokes through his mouth
>plant pole outside the fortress, lightning the smarty on fire again for the lulz

Chapter 3: Genie Edition and Chapter 4: Electric Burnaloo can be found here fluffybooru.org/post/view/45928

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Kweh.

Don't bother. He's here to stay.

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