ITT:
Prove you are superior to the poster before you
> I'm not a neckbeard
ITT:
Prove you are superior to the poster before you
> I'm not a neckbeard
Op is a faggot
I live in my own house
I can build a fucking house
I own my own car
I own and run my own pot farm.
I'm a pokemon master
I'm not a nigger
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>My moms car gets great gas mileage
I can get quads
> I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
I visit Sup Forums.org
I have a gf
I'm white & rich.
No...No you don't.
So do I, and she has a job.
He may not but I do.
> beavers dont count
im not a weeb with great social skills
I'm one of the best track athletes in my state
I live with an attractive woman whom I used to date, whose still in love with me but I don't love her back. Every day she does little things to try to get me back, but it will never happen. Meanwhile I sleep with other women on weekends.
I'm my own boss at work and they pay me a decent salary for next to no real work. Responsibility for me practically doesn't exist, and yet people go out of their way to fulfill needs in my own life I don't even voice.
I fix my own car
I like to fuck guys in the ass with a really big dildo. I invite guys over to my house and fuck them really deep and hard until they cum. At least 2 guys a week. No bs
5/10 still wanna see tits of Sup Forums member
I'm more than likely going to look 15 until 45 and I'm entirely debt free at 26.
>I can inspect element look mom I'm hacking
Why not?
Won't happen. Only degenerate sluts take nude photos of themselves because they want someone to leak them.
Huh? I don't get it.
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"Only degenerate sluts take nude photos of themselves" Did you ignore the Sup Forums shirt she had on? ...Use your brain, they are one and the same.
>kek
Clicking right mouse button and changing the text of a webpage
Nope I bought it for her.
Not everyone on Sup Forums is the atypical degenerate mongrel that is assumed. ...Use your brain, we're not one person.
I've actually had sex with a live female human.
I've had sex with two dead human females
Oh, gotcha. No, it's legit. Here's a screenshot from today. Hard to right-click on an iPhone.
A bit hard to believe but I'll take your word for it
Good for you user
I'm in a meaningful, long-term, and fulfilled relationship that doesn't hinge on drugs, sex, or emotionally depressed need.
Could I have 100k so my family won't lose our house?
Send me the 743.50 to make it round
I am a fat autistic virgin 30yo weabo with no personality, suicidal tendencies, no family, no friends. Broke as fuck.
Put this on a billboard
Fuck you sound boring
mmmm i know her ashley .w
>suicidal tendencies
I bet you're also secretly insane too.
why?
I'm not a pretentious faggot
Please?
No, I'm just a fagot
I have a girlfriend.
so you are a Twitch streamer
No, no you don't
With just $100,000 you'd save my life. Please?
i am a trap
Post cock.
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>>Current gf is former gold star lesbian.
>>Own two cars outright (full disclosure both are used.)
>>Fully service and maintain both vehicles.
>>Make between $58-$65k a year serving tables less than 30 hours a week.
26yrs old
i fucked a niggerette last month
I just chewed up a niggerette and spit it in the trash
I Have 100 bait images
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This
Beats mine
never fucked a guy
just dress up and shave ass
That doesn't make you a trap that makes you a faggot.
how many women you laid?
College student, 0 tuition/debt, fuck Chinese Vancouver qt's
>Chinese
>qt's
not both
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They're mostly half azn around here, and spoiled by daddy's company money
More than I'm really comfortable with, lol. Just had this thought last night I gotta cull my hoe-ish ways. I live in the Orlando area.
Veteran, Electrician, 60,000 a year job, single, and a fucked up inside human being.
i have this shirt
You got me dude. Nice!
Im not op
Tampa > Orlando
using "just" and "$100k" together is exactly how NOT to amass wealth like I have. being this flippant with money is probably how you got into this situation of begging to be saved.
>protip: make better life choices
>Tampa
Agreed
At least I'm not that guy ^
Let me add to it. I'll repay with 10% interest in 1 year. Deal?
if you can make $110k in a year, you don't need my help.