ITT:

ITT:

Prove you are superior to the poster before you

> I'm not a neckbeard

Op is a faggot

I live in my own house

I can build a fucking house

I own my own car

I own and run my own pot farm.

I'm a pokemon master

I'm not a nigger

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>My moms car gets great gas mileage

I can get quads

> I CAN COUNT TO POTATO

I visit Sup Forums.org

I have a gf

I'm white & rich.

No...No you don't.

So do I, and she has a job.

He may not but I do.

> beavers dont count

im not a weeb with great social skills

I'm one of the best track athletes in my state

I live with an attractive woman whom I used to date, whose still in love with me but I don't love her back. Every day she does little things to try to get me back, but it will never happen. Meanwhile I sleep with other women on weekends.

I'm my own boss at work and they pay me a decent salary for next to no real work. Responsibility for me practically doesn't exist, and yet people go out of their way to fulfill needs in my own life I don't even voice.

I fix my own car

I like to fuck guys in the ass with a really big dildo. I invite guys over to my house and fuck them really deep and hard until they cum. At least 2 guys a week. No bs

5/10 still wanna see tits of Sup Forums member

I'm more than likely going to look 15 until 45 and I'm entirely debt free at 26.

>I can inspect element look mom I'm hacking

Why not?
Won't happen. Only degenerate sluts take nude photos of themselves because they want someone to leak them.

Huh? I don't get it.

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"Only degenerate sluts take nude photos of themselves" Did you ignore the Sup Forums shirt she had on? ...Use your brain, they are one and the same.

>kek

Clicking right mouse button and changing the text of a webpage

Nope I bought it for her.
Not everyone on Sup Forums is the atypical degenerate mongrel that is assumed. ...Use your brain, we're not one person.

I've actually had sex with a live female human.

I've had sex with two dead human females

Oh, gotcha. No, it's legit. Here's a screenshot from today. Hard to right-click on an iPhone.

A bit hard to believe but I'll take your word for it

Good for you user

I'm in a meaningful, long-term, and fulfilled relationship that doesn't hinge on drugs, sex, or emotionally depressed need.

Could I have 100k so my family won't lose our house?

Send me the 743.50 to make it round

I am a fat autistic virgin 30yo weabo with no personality, suicidal tendencies, no family, no friends. Broke as fuck.

Put this on a billboard

Fuck you sound boring

mmmm i know her ashley .w

>suicidal tendencies
I bet you're also secretly insane too.

why?

I'm not a pretentious faggot

Please?

No, I'm just a fagot

I have a girlfriend.

so you are a Twitch streamer

No, no you don't

With just $100,000 you'd save my life. Please?

i am a trap

Post cock.

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>>Current gf is former gold star lesbian.
>>Own two cars outright (full disclosure both are used.)
>>Fully service and maintain both vehicles.
>>Make between $58-$65k a year serving tables less than 30 hours a week.
26yrs old

i fucked a niggerette last month

I just chewed up a niggerette and spit it in the trash

I Have 100 bait images

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This
Beats mine

never fucked a guy
just dress up and shave ass

That doesn't make you a trap that makes you a faggot.

how many women you laid?

College student, 0 tuition/debt, fuck Chinese Vancouver qt's

>Chinese
>qt's
not both

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They're mostly half azn around here, and spoiled by daddy's company money

More than I'm really comfortable with, lol. Just had this thought last night I gotta cull my hoe-ish ways. I live in the Orlando area.

Veteran, Electrician, 60,000 a year job, single, and a fucked up inside human being.

i have this shirt

You got me dude. Nice!

Im not op

Tampa > Orlando

using "just" and "$100k" together is exactly how NOT to amass wealth like I have. being this flippant with money is probably how you got into this situation of begging to be saved.
>protip: make better life choices

>Tampa

Agreed

At least I'm not that guy ^

Let me add to it. I'll repay with 10% interest in 1 year. Deal?

if you can make $110k in a year, you don't need my help.