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fuck editions because no one ever gives a shit about them nor follows them or even does a single fucking (you) edition

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first?

second

reporting josie hearn as an illegal NZ immigrant

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suck my shit reddit

give me A FUcking YANK passport REEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Im tired of fucking barratt homes and industrial estates

marry me

the gf thinks i'm an exemplar boyfriend and thinks i'm a fantastic guy to have now because she recently found out her best mate got chlamydia from her boyfriend so she's now really grateful i've always been clean

i'm 29 and the doctor called me "kiddo"

she was maybe 5 years older than me

maybe just don't be poor lol

'me

Westchester, New York

i cannot recall a time when i was happy

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Would you prefer "cities" that stretch out for miles? Come to Europe brother.

normies are disgusting

ha ha okey dokey kiddo

wanna hear a joke
ireland

is sabagebu good?

nah it's shit

well at least you're not balding

me being interviewed

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apparently you can't pay to marry people for yank citizenships because they do checks or something REeEEeeeEE

Newtown, Connecticut

getting a bit bored of /brit/ lads

might take a break for a few weeks

oi leave me alone Im not doing no harm
it was completely sfw

Yeah heard it was alri doesnt stand up to bubadaga or webufafu though

Who /running/ here?
I just ran my first sub-6 minute mile

they do them in england as well you mong

Studied abroad here three years ago so came back to visit friends

>sperg out ordering repeat prescriptions because the GP started using some automated system
>girl at the counter says she thought I was an old man on the phone
help

boss just saw this, he says i'm a top lad and told me about his latex gf

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Found out that Blackpool is a partnercity of my hometown.
What is Blackpool like?

only a couple episodes in but yeah i really like the characters

>go to rough area to get a newspaper and some baccy
>every lad/group of lads that passes sizes me up like we're going to be scrapping imminently
Bit odd.

shut the fuck off

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fucking hell I knew it was you. You flew into o'hare and drove to champaign?

Also why the fuck are they still around champaign after uni. Grim that.

Have a good time though lad

this cant be real

gf keeps singing the cranberries down the phone and i cant even hear my own fucking music for FUCK sake

full of wankers
if one stops to talk to you, keep your hands on your pockets because there'll be another trying to fleece you

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mental innit

Ideal place for a horror VR game

>get lost in misty forest, hear footsteps crunching on light snow behind you
>casually walk through empty villages devastated from nuclear aftermath/zombie apocalypse/etc
>explore abandoned diamond mine, keep going deeper as some whispers and drumming sounds start

did you finish batgirl yet

Shit tip.

very obviously fake

>the north

>singing the cranberries down the phone

What?

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oh shit

thoughts on my british gf ?

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Yeah that's me. You a student here at UIUC? They're all seniors here now so finish very soon

Who honestly needs a house that large?

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

would you?

it's rude to make her ride in the back

you've been posting for years heem those fuckers

big guys

hmm

YaNKS DO NOT REALISE HOw FUCKING LUCKY THEY ARE REeeeeEEEEEEEEEE

Nah I have friends that went to UIUC and I live in chicago so i've been there a few times.

Decent uni, champaign kind of sucks though.

need a latex gf

Literally a town full of benders. Luckily Preston, the pride of Lancashire, isn't far away.

cackling

wish i lived in britain lads

Aaaaaaaassaaasqwsqweelri

some irish band that were pretty famous in the 90's

You probably look a bit intimidating

if you couldn't actually tell it was fake you might be autistic, sorry mate

>that house
>large

>he has never experienced the pleasure of having a sword-swallowing blowjob

you're only there for a week right? me and the boys are doing an acid trip soon

I want to visit Britain to see if the memes are true and to embrace british culture.

Where should I go?
What places are not so good?

my computer has started doing this weird thing with sound where it automatically mutes my music if i start watching a youtube video(as an example)

i don't really mind but i don't like it when things change

rochdale
grimsby arcade

makes my lungs hurt

my gf keeps mashing her blueberries into a text message and it won't even let me send anything back to her for FUCK sake

reddit

>Where should I go?
Exeter
Plymouth
Wales
>What places are not so good?
London
Birmingham
Scotland

>Sweden
The utter and literal state

go to london, skip the rest

wish i had a gf to mash my blueberries

Slough

Fuck off you britaboo cunt spewing anti irish shite in the last thread

christ you anglophiles are a bunch of sad bastards

you cunts werent bombed enough, in fact they should have split up all of your shitty clay to the neighbours

come to brighton and we'll have a pint x

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did three loads of laundry today

looking forward to sleeping in a clean bed

Nice places: Edinburgh, York, Bath, some of London, Harrogate, countryside, Cotswolds

Preston

Gf showed me a rather interesting website yesterday
You lads might like it
reddit.com/

but you are british. you live on the british isles

fuck me chill out you fucking sperg

What do you think of Wales, /brit/?

just go to london the rest is a grey, depressing, poor, backwards shithole except maybe edinbra

ask me the last time i washed my bedsheets

>butthurt