Perfect women don't ex-

Perfect women don't ex-

>Christian
>Conservative
>10/10
>Happy
>Horror-Fan
>Doesn't Like Anime
>Doesn't Like Degeneracy
>Traditionalist
>Pro-Life
>Pro-Meat
>Pro-Miniature

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her eyes are too far apart. i need to see her tits and cunt and ass before I agree.

>that list

Oh boy, here' we fuckin' go

>She has a job

Perfect women don't exist. They're all whores at their core whether they admit it or not. Deep down every single one of them knows this to be tree. They're all just some guys cock holster and nothing more. Just remember, the next time you kiss your girl... her sweet lips have been wrapped around MANY other guys cocks before you... and when she tires of you.. they will be wrapped around many more...

So she's a retarded, brainwashed cunt? Go ahead and white knight and call me fag, OP.

Oh boy. I hope you have enough money to keep that soccer mom at happy until "your" children graduate from high school.

Okay............fag

That is a brutal list. Let me guess, your dad is a dick, amiright?

No. My dad is very nice. Why would you say that?

Why would you assume a woman like that would be unfaithful?

Bet shes a trap

you seem like an insecure individual comforted by 'big-daddy take care of me' kind of ideologies. Often this comes from having a authoritarian parent

She isn't. I know the feeling though. The internet has made me mad cynical.

isn't that Roaming Millennial?

I'm not really insecure. I have Asperger's though, would that count?

Yup

>Perfect women

>Christian
>Traditionalist
>Pro-Life
Yeah, okay. Enjoy your no sex until marriage prude.

>Doesn't like anime

Well, I'm not getting sex anyways

The only good anime is Miyazaki shit. The rest is pervy crap.

>Christian
Regained her virginity through prayer (you got cucked right away)

>Conservative
Does what her daddy/husband tells her. This could be a good or a bad thing, but she can't think for herself.

>10/10
Have you ever heard of the hot:crazy ratio?

>Happy
Facade

>Horror-Fan
Masochist

>Doesn't like anime
This is pretty normal

>Doesn't Like Degeneracy
Buzzword for hyper conservatives.

>Traditionalist
Have fun living in a house with both of her parents, her siblings and their spouses

>Pro-Life
Sure. Whatever. You're going to marry her just to fuck her anyway. You're probably going to keep the children.

>Pro-Meat
This is the anti-vegan. Just as fucking obnoxious.

>Pro-Miniature
I don't even know what this means. Does she need to accept your pretty girl figurine collection?

What kind of a fucking narc are you?

Not posting based Satoshi Kon
kys

This.... this exists?

Hey. She might like my X-Wing TMG Collection.

I'm hyper-conservative too, so what you commented on is a good thing for me.

Yes. Yes she does.

Makes it sound harsh but this man gets it.

There's so much to poke fun at here but >Happy was the one that did it for me. Women cannot and never will be happy. They are impaired on it on a biological level.

>her sweet lips have been wrapped around MANY other guys cocks before you

Logical, completely rational and in fool control of her emotions.

Sheeit. She's Christian?

I'm tired of all these youtube politics channels who are all atheistic.

She would definitely be a great catch

All around my area are wiggers and degenerate nihilists. You lucky fuck.

Q 2 is hiring

Aside from the not liking anime part

Why am I lucky? This is a youtuber chick. All the women my age I know are wiggers, degenerates, or obese.

>sour grapes: the post

ikr

>sperg
That explains a lot

What's her channel?

>christian
>happy
>doesn't like degeneracy

How is this perfect?

Jews ruined our women. They aren't naturally like this.

Roaming Millennial. Link here: youtube.com/channel/UCLUrVTVTA3PnUFpYvpfMcpg

Who let the edgelord on?

what a doll

She isn't self destructive trash, which is the most perfect of a woman you'll see in a long time

Is this a bad thing in your books?

What is it with spergs and being hyper conservative? I know you guys tend to latch on to a way of thinking with a downy-strength deathgrip, is that part of it?

I don't even give two shits about her or her fucking opinions on SJWs and shit but this picture makes me want to hug her and hold her close to me and maybe...

...maybe even kiss her on the lips.

How the fuck does she do it?

Uh, if you're not gay then yeah, it wouldn't be a good thing you fag

>Christian
>Perfect
Lmaooo

OP. If you actually have Asperger's, you need to lower your standards. You can thrive in 4chin threads because there are no social standards that you need to follow. You can be who you are here.

But in the real world, you have to pick up on social queues. You need to know when the people you're talking to aren't interested in what you're talking about. That the way you approach people to talk to them is unacceptable.

You can't get that here because people tell you exactly what they think of you. In the real world, people hide what they think of you and you have to understand. If you don't, they will dismiss you and you will be shunned back to the depths of this pathetic board.

>not white
>perfect

pick one

Who is she?

>on
Well, you were naked and bent over, i thought you wanted me to mount you

....Fuck man.

What if I get rich?

>miser(don't like bitches who waste money and do nothing but shop)
>korean(cutest based on kpop)
>edgy(watces gore vids at times and has a dark sense of humor)
>apolitical(doesn't just regurgitate talking points from liberal or right wing media like that bitch in op's pic. i don't like political girls)
>demure

girl like this probably doesn't exist

Ok, are you a fag?

lol

>Born Female

...

If the criteria for being the most perfect woman I'll see, is she isn't self destructive trash then I'm glad i don't share the compulsion to find a mate.

I can't understand that horribly written attempt at a sentence.

Dude, plenty of girls like that exist, the question is: why are you such a faggot?

You won't. If you're waiting for it to happen, it never will. You would have taken action by now. Find yourself an extrovert friend who understands you. If you can't, you need to find and meet people like yourself. You will never get better without interaction.

It's a perfectly valid if then clause. Maybe, i need to get out more.

>is she isn't self-destructive trash

What does that mean? What are you trying to say?

if she wasnt a christian and had a dick she would be perfect.

So you're saying if she wasn't a woman, she would be a perfect woman? Fag detected.

>Christian
>Conservative
>"happy"
>liking shitty holiwood movies
>"degeneracy"
>"traditionalist"
>pro-life
>good things

wew

Why?

Ok, got your problem, you don't understand English.
I was saying that the criteria is she isn't self destructive.
Maybe a more concise way of saying that wound be:
>If the criteria, for being the most perfect woman I'll see, is that she isn't self destructive trash then I'm glad i don't share the compulsion to find a mate.
Make more sense to you now?

it's an fox and grapes knee-jerk reaction to being rejected by females their whole life.

>get rejected by woman
>"h-ha ha, whore! i didn't want you anyway!"
>woman has many sexual partners since sex is free for women, and even if you are in mini relationships you'll have sex with 2-3 people per year so it accumulates so some 20 people or so by late 20s

>still rejected user though
>"heh... what a whore!"
>user still a virgin, but it's the women's fault not his
>rationalizes all this with claims of "choosing to be celibate" while fapping to cuck porn as he fetishizes his perceived lack of masculinity

you get the picture. angry losers blaming women for rejecting them

Okay. You need to work on your comma placements.

what do you mean why, half of those means she's mentally retarded and the other half is just op projecting his insecurities

I'm OP.

you're an insecure virgin.

Well, i added the comma in the first one on a whim. That's what happens when they let a monkey play with a keyboard.

...

What if i told you i was a secure virgin...


For life.

>religious

Are you fucking serious?

Bros before hoes dude..

I'm sorry that your mom makes you go to church on Sunday mornings. That must be tough.

Well, i would fuck with clown mode engaged...

Yeah tbh I've never even read the bible let alone go to church..

?

>Christian

Oh so you like stupid women, i can respect that, the smart ones are often very annoying.

Doesn't is just the demands she puts on you. A girl will literally put up with anything if she loves you.

> Jessica Alba

She's too sexy hmm

*Wouldn't

She's cute for a retard. Are you going to genuflect while you stick it in the butt?

Why?

Cuz Christian? Need to bless the butt sex.

Is that a thing?

Depends on if you want poop dick.

That doesn't sound nice.

Then be sure to bless the butt sex.

She is super fuckable