I just asked /r9k/ but they are too slow and I don't have that much time...
my brother is getting married in about a month from now
what are the legal/ethical ramifications of paying a roastie (or anybody really) to be an escort for me to the wedding so I don't seem like a fucking loser to all my family?
She WILL steal the silverware.
With those trips it has to be a good idea.
If you aren't completely disgusting possibly try tinder or facebook re kindle with an old hottie and show her off at the wedding or try the escort but I feel that is going to cost major money since it would be for multiple hours
Idk but you should post more Monroe
I mean I am not totally ruling out a hooker but I mean escort in the sense of just someone from my college or something that I could pay to "pretend" to be my date
None? It's not illegal or Anything.
If you have no problem with it, and nobody finds out, then it's all good.
Or just go alone, your family probably knows you are a loser.
Paying someone to pretend to be your date won't get you into legal trouble at least I don't think so since your aren't making an arrangement for sex I don't see what a charge could be.
Best bet is try your college and pay some babe or go on Craigs list and make Ad wanting a pretty girl to pretend to by girlfriend for day I feel that would be 1000x easier
those arent trips. retard
nothing wrong whatsoever. how much does a dead eyed slut go for anyway? i figure 3-4 hrs, ull probably wanna bang after. like a g?
Grills love weddings - ask a cute one if she would be your date - grow some balls -- I swear you are generation cuck ...
that's sort of what I am thinking but CL gets you nothing but spam emails although if someone answers to MY add and they seem legit it might work.
just as long as they don't think I am a loser without a date it's fine by me
cool thx. keep the suggestions coming boys
Getting a literal "escort" or whore would be retarded, if that's the direction we're taking it. She'd cost a bunch and be disgusting.
Just be your charming self, plenty of successful people don't need to drag their other half to a wedding.
why do you have to have a date? Just say you're pursuing other things and don't have time for a relationship
I don't "have" to do anything. At this point I could give a fuck about the bachelor's party that has been a nightmare to plan or the non-white with the retarded parents my brother is marrying. I just want a date for appearances I suppose this is a thing personally for me because I am lonely AND selfish. but a lot of family is coming from out of town including cousins and aunts and I would like to not fly solo
I am serious - find some cute girl -- simple say I need a + one to a wedding - I dont know a lot of ppl here but free food and drinks - should be a lot of fun - wanna go? Even if she says no - ask the next one - I promise a little rejection wont kill you - in fact you might even get laid in the process.
mm I see I see. then yeah, I'd just ask someone. a friend or something
I wish it were that easy for me as it is for other dudes. Honestly I can admit that I am being a total pussy when it comes to asking out girls. I don't even appear to be this much of an introvert loser there are chicks in my lectures that I talk to, and I can make conversation easily even with strangers. but it has been a long time since I was with my ex (longer than I care to admit) and as far as being intimate and and personal with girls I have just completely shut down
I get that - but if you act like it no big deal - so will they. Women feed of other ppl more than men. If you act weird they will back off - if you approach it like "hey can I borrow a pencil" - they wont think anything of it. Even if she says no - all you say is "cool - no problem" - and move on. The worst mistake guys make is thinking about getting laid - chicks can spell the stench of despair on someone at 100 feet - just act like it will be no big deal. Dont over think it
This guy gets it
yep, i asked this super shy girl if she wanted to go to a wedding with me. i was best man because the degenerate getting married had no friends. was actually a pretty damn big wedding, and i had a great night. 2 weeks ago, been talking to the girl pretty much non stop since.