Ok so I posted earlier today.
But I still need advice, this chick wants me to fuck her tommorow. I'm a virgin and have trouble getting hard. I'm a little obese but still. She wants me to study porn and be ready. So I can assume she's really horny. She's not fat or ugly, the problem is she doesn't do anything at all with her life and has nobody...
Any sex tips would help
a girl wants to have sex with you and you cant get hard? what are you fucking gay?
Pic related
> it's her
Its not that, maybe too much porn you know?
It won't be like it is in porn. What usually works though is if she doesn't start fucking you as soon as you walk in the door, sit on her couch with her and aftrer like 5 minutes just go in for a kiss. Then take her clothes off and it usually goes from there. If you're gonna use tongue learn where the clit is. Also use protection
She actually sounds fucking crazy.
It'll probably be an awful experience. She is an entitled little pillow queen who wants to starfish and have the man do everything.
Boooooooriiiiiiiiing.
Sounds like she's begging for anal to me.
I'm gonna try to fuck her imediately as I get there. I still have finals to study for...
I was thinking a bit of getting oral, then trying to stick it in. I will use a condom, but last time I tried using one it made me softer
Bingo, but fuck man. If I have a chance to lose it once I'll be done and move on with life
user is right OP. dont only use your dick, use your fingers and your mouth too. dont go for the pussy too early. foreplay is the key.
Foreplay, I forgot. That might be hard... I'm only in this to fuck. But I will try. I wouldn't know, I guess
Fuck her dad
Pro tip - ask her to suck your dick before fucking, like, if that doesn't get you hard you should probably go to the doctor
> dad is nonexistent
YOURE SUCH A BETA IT FUCKING HURTS
Tell her to shut up, come to your house and DEMAND that she serve you properly.
Ew wtf
>She actually sounds fucking crazy.
Yeah, no shit with that "answer" line. That kind of attitude is hot in a femdom sense, but I get the feeling she's just a demanding bitch.
Don't put too much stock into this slut, op. Stick your dick in her if you want, but there's no reason to be nervous. Alternatively, the fact that you're severely out of shape, or "a little obese," might also be contributing to your erectile dysfunction.
Eat her ass. You won't regret it
She's done so and it did get me hard.
But she hasn't in a year due to an incident with that other guy.
No car at all... she has nothing
So I've been told and honestly, after finals I will get in shape. Schools just been a bitch. And yeah, I'm not in it for some relationship, I just wanna fuck
Beggars can't be choosers
So anyone got tips for the condolences thing? Like I deflate while wearing one one 9or putting one on
*condom
Just fuckin go over there, make out with her, kiss her on the neck some, shove your hand down her pants, rub her on the cunt a bit, and if she hasent pulled out your cock at this point you probably should,(if you are still not hard at this point you are gay bruh), then have some sloppy awkward virgin sex with her, then smoke a cig and go home. It's that easy quit being a pussy.
Your mistake is trying to impress her by being like a porn dude. Be confident, go your own pace, and do what you want. If you don't get hard, that's whatever just chill and grope and use your mouth. Have her suck your floppy while you 69. As long as you relax you'll do fine, Instead of worrying about pleasing her
if bjs dont get you hard you need a boy to try this with or viagra
>after finals I will get in shape
No you won't. Don't lie to me, I'm a random guy on the Internet and I don't give a fuck how fat you are. I'm just giving you a likely reason for your issue. There will never be a "perfect time" to get in shape, but keep telling yourself you'll get around to it if it makes you feel better.
Didn't I see you in my other thread?...
I'm being honest I will. God life has just been shot and I sure as hell am not comfortable. I want to fucking change.
I just said they work. She just hasn't given me one in a while
I'm not trying to impress her. I'm just illiterate sex wise... like I really wouldn't know how to start.
Making doesn't sound appealing with HER... but if I must. I'm asking for advice and will do anything that sounds helpful.
Id fuck her
alright man, im gonna tell u the plan. as soon as you see her don't even say hi or anything just as soon as you see her start kissing her and holding her somewhat roughly. then go to to her room or your room, picking her up if u can. take off all pants and start going down on her. look at videos on how to go down on someone if u dont know how to. its not hard just lick her clit and shit. stroke ur dick so youre hard and just whip it out and start fucking her. pin her down, low key, and low key choke her. she seems like the girl that likes that kind of shit. act alpha even if you arent. take what you want because she wants that kind of shit. just fuck her dude. slap her ass a lot too.
Get a cock ring. Watch some porn thay gets u hard. Attach cock ring. Fuck her in the ass with no lube. Nut. Leave.
it sounds like she wants you to be controlling. Instead of the pussy "can i please kiss you?" she wants you to just fucking grab her and pull her face in and for you do do it. Lead her, don't say much, just fucking do her. bend her over, taker her. She wants you to be alpha.
I'll do it. I'm starting to get hyped.
Also, I know I'm an idiot but
I've read masturbating before is good to last longer, if I masturbate now will that help?
I would almost never say this, but don't fuck this girl.
Bringing another guys name into the conversation and shit...This is a girl who has power/control issues and OP I honestly fear for you that she will try to do some manipulative, evil or hurtful shit
Life doesnt change whatsoever after losing your virginity except your dick smells bro. I would usually tell guys to go for it but something is wrong here. Im almost 40 trust me. Been through many women
THIS. don't talk, just fucking take her. dont masturbate. Maker her get you off, then make her keep blowing you/playing with you to get you back up and going. Once that first cum's out, you will be able to fuck her senseless.
Ayyy you got sexual anxiety too. It took me forever to fuck, i got way too fucking nervous all the time. Putting a condom on didn't help the situation either. Just stick your dick in, realize that it's nothing to get hung up on, then get the condom on. Thats how I got over it.
Also this chick sounds like a fucking bitch so she better be willing to let you stick your dick in first. Gl user
>Didn't I see you in my other thread?
No faggot, this thread is my first time posting on Sup Forums in probably 5 years. That's how fucking drunk I am.
And again, I don't give a shit about how fat you are, but when finals are over and you aren't doing shit to get in shape, remember that a random nigger on Sup Forums told you so.
One of the biggest tricks our brains play on us is that we'll do the uncomfortable thing "tomorrow." No the fuck you won't. You don't even know how to lose weight, do you? You're shitposting on Sup Forums instead of researching calorie restriction. If that's what you want to do, that's fine, but then stop bitching about being a limpdick faggot.
Be alpha. The way she's talking, you don't even need to sit down on the couch. Unless she is full of shit, just go in, grab her by the hair and stuff and be alpha. If you aren't, just pretend you are, it's fun.
Don't get undressed. Tell her to unzip your pants. Tell her to take her clothes off. Be short in your commands. Don't ask for shit, tell her.
This is not general advice, this is just meant for this girl, trust me. A lot of girls like this, but definitely not most. Or at least most don't like it from the start.
>Reply
tell this bitch to go fuck herself
or
make her suck your dick like a dirty whore. make her masterbate in front of her. lick her pussy till you get hard. then fuck her ass and cum immediately.
shit will be cash brah
tbh man i'm not sure if thats a good idea if u have trouble getting it up. just fuck her and dont give a fuck whenever u cum. just enjoy the moment and dont give a fuck about the girl. its all about u Sup Forumsro
uhhh, what the fuck are you doing even getting this far along with this crazy bitch OP?
For the love of all that is holy, DO NOT FUCK HER!
And furthermore, DO NOT TALK TO HER ANYMORE.
Trust me. You need to stay far away from this bitch and you need to warn your buddies too. Pussy is pussy but pussy isn't worth it when its attached to crazy. Do you understand?!
>I would almost never say this, but don't fuck this girl
Normally I would agree with that statement and your assessment, but op and the girl seem like socially incapable retards. He should fuck her as a practice bitch. But yes, she is clearly a dumb slut and very much undeserving of any type of commitment.
lol bro crazy pussy is the best pussy. i agree with the other anons, but u should still fuck her. dont fuck her twice though. once is good
Dude just do weird freaky shit you see in porn. This chick is obviously letting you try it all. So no joke watch some porn then just do all that shit. Go down on her until she gets off (just do the alphabet with your tounge and finger her a bit). Then however long you last after doesn't matter because she's happy. Then face fuck her and punch her nipples at the same time. Do all this? You will be a God. [6]
yep thats what i was saying earlier
bringing another guys name into conversation while talking about you in a derisive fashion = shes already insulting you while telling you to fuck her.
the red flags are there bro listen to us
BTW, some help for getting in shape: try ketosis. Just eat as much as you want, except carbs. Google that shit, it worked for me and a couple of friends. And I'm not even overweight I'm already low fat so it's even harder for me to lose weight but wanted to get toned more.
what are the con's of fuckin her? i'm not op but im curious af. i think all pussy is good pussy
wait wut. seems like your chronologicala order is off. you say stick dick in, then put condom on?
I'm aware bug I want to lose it...
I do wanna try anal. I'll go for it
I guess I am a social retard. But if I'm a retard shes way below mental capacity.
I kinda just wanna enjoy it
That's what my friend is doing. Seems to be working.
Sorry for late response, phone was being stupid. I am reading all responses
Cuz she might stalk your ass, she'll definitely tell other guys and maybe girls you have a small dick, she might stab you, she'll go crazy and keep texting you for months...
But don't forget exercise. Plenty of help on /fit, but in general just do some Cardio and heavy weights at least 3 x a week and you'll be fine. Doesn't really matter what you do as long as you do it.
Not anal. No. That requires real planning and prep. Another tip for fingering her, do that 'come here' motion inside her pussy. It's proven, that shit works wonders. Doing that while going down on her, you're fucking on it.
I'm probably going to jail soon so that's my cover for if she gets clingy. Hopefully she ain't
fake and gay
Why are you going to jail "OP"?
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That's another matter... I'll post about how it goes tommorow at around 11 pm tommorow. If you're there I'll answer. I'll post same pic
The text or the chick?
Text, it seems to pop out more and I said I would I'm my earlier thread
Sorry see
my friend had a similiar issues as you, had girls that wanted to fuck but couldnt get/stay hard. if you jerk off the day before or the day of and cum once or a couple times, you're not gonna get as hard as normal or even hard at all.
also if you think shes clean i wouldnt use a condom, they suck and you'll get softer with it and cant feel shit.
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Oh fuck... I came twice today... and fuck I'm assuming she ain't clean.
look here ya fat fuck. heres what you do. Get up tomorrow, cook yourself some eggs. eat the eggs. get a good 10-15 minute jog in and then you should be good and ready to tear that ass up m8. dont overthink it. just pay attention to how she reacts. this bitch wants to be put in her place. dont let her talk to you any kind of way - you can always do better. the second she thinks you can't you're less than garbage to her
FUCK YOU FAGGOT YOU WON"T EVEN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
just say why now, dick. some people wont be around tomorrow. I'm curious.
Double dubs
Fine, vandalism ok?
Anons tell me
Does your average girl like facesitting?
See You spray paint once and you get a felony...
Girls under 24 almost always fuck like shit. So your virgin status wont be that big of a deal because she has a pretty low bar set as it is. Be rough but sensual. Don't flip positions like you're filming a fucking porn, keep it simple. 2 or 3 positions over a half hour or so.
I've banged a few girls who I would consider intimidating sexually. (better looking than im used to and smoking hot) Girls I wanted to want to fuck more than once. I went in nervous but acted as if it was just another fuck and that I'm awesome at it. Kinda bombed with one, she still wanted to fuck again and see each other after, and for months after. Second chance was much better. The other was a home run but I couldn't shake her over the course of a year. Tons of text asking me to date her, come over at 3am, shit like that. The point is, act as if you are a stud in bed and good things may happen.
Worst case scenario here is you lost your virginity and she wont fuck you again. Big fucking deal.
Over all though, wear a condom and have some fucking fun. Sex is fun as fuck, just let it be fun.
Bullshit. Most girls that fuck good have it in them long before their first fuck. They need experience, but it's not the experience that matters its the mindset. I've had horrible 30yo women and amazing 17yo girls.
the fuck is abel?
Tell us about this "Abel" guy... and what is the connection? And what "incident" happened with him?
Not that it matters, just curious.
relax and eat her for ages.
do the stuff that you enjoy, get kinky if you want.
She clearly gave you permission to be assertive. So essintaly dive into her and do whatever you want man. Eating them can't be a wrong answer.
She probably wants to be dominated considering how she was litreally almost begging essintaly for you to take charge during the sex, pull her hair, but not too roughly, talk dirty, say how you're gunna make her yours and shit. make her call you master
Thanks anons
Gonna go to sleep now, thanks
Will be posting follow up thread tommorow around 11 pm central time ( same text )
Night
Don't be a fucking faggot. Just go in there and own her pussy. That is what she wants. Walk in the door push her to her knees fuck her face. Get your dick slick and plow her pussy. Your a fucking virgin man. Get it in. Your problem is you are thinking about it. Just fuck this hoe. She wants your dick so own her ass. Worry about anal later. If you are feeling saucy drop some fingers in her ass while you are plowing her from behind. She wants to be dominated. Once you fuck her correctly you can get that pussy whenever.
Tell her she is an ugly bitch and you are only fucking her out of pity. Also, poke holes in your rubber for extra lulz.
THE FUCK.
Tell us about Abel, you faggot!
Dude be really dominant she wants to be the submissive girl so just chocke her and be perverted play with her and when she tells you that she wants to be fucked just do it you can bite and be a bit brutal ... remember fast /= hard go get her ^^
I couldn't get hard either