ITT post:

>iTT post:
>first name only
>eye color
>height and weight
>dob
>city of residence
>occupation
>last video game you played
>last movie you watched
>last song you played
>favorite hobby
>one goal for your life
>one thing you like about youself
>two things you HATE about yourself
>favorite food
>favorite beverage
>trump fan?
>USA fan?
>what are the ingredients of water?

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Santiago
Dark Brown
1.77 60Kg
1994
Bogotá
Undergrad student
Battlelfield 1
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Money-Pink Floyd
Soccer-photography
Being really good at something, like top 5 in the world
Smart
Procrastinator, lazy
Sushi
Chocolate milk
Fuck Trump
Fuck USA
2 atoms of hdrogen and 1 of oxygen

Tom
Blue
230lbs, 5'11"
1984
Phoenix
Call center monkey
Spyro
The net
Rise against injection
No hobbies just relaxing
Goal is to retire at 45 and do nothing
I hate myself
French food
Red wine
#maga
#buildthewall
Boat, fish, and Pearl Harbor

>Erik
>hazel (brown/green)
>6'1" and 188lbs
>Oct 10th, 1996
>Merced,Cuckfornia
>Librarian
>Smite
>10 Cloverfield Lane
>Home by Madeon
>LARPing
>to publish a game that I've been working on since highschool (please no bully)
>I like that I can socialize well even in unfamiliar settings
>hate that I put my hobbies before important shit like health checkups and work-related activities, and that I never ignore people even when I find them unbearable
>Vegetarian Lasagna. I'm not even a vegetarian but the way my aunt makes it is fucking delicious.
>root beer, any kind
>not sure what this question entails
>oh fuck it's highschool chemistry all over again... H2O or trick question?

chinkmoot is getting lazy with his datamining

Would you like to take a survey?

Madeon is one of my favorite artists, proud of u

Same to you user, you're a cool dude.

>first name only - Revu
>eye color - Hazel
>height and weight - 6'4, 280lb
>dob - september 1990
>city of residence - florida
>occupation - truck driver
>last video game you played - csgo
>last movie you watched -
>last song you played - evans blue - erase my scars
>favorite hobby - football
>one goal for your life - buy toyota supra
>one thing you like about youself - pussy magnet
>two things you HATE about yourself - man tits, commitment issues
>favorite food - homemade eggrolls
>favorite beverage - dr pepper
>trump fan? na, but i say i am
>USA fan? 'merica
>what are the ingredients of water? h2o?

You sound like a chill dude.

>actively going out of your way to post as many information about yourself as possible on an ANONYMOUS imageboard
Why?

Shut up antifa faggot

Go wear your mask, bitch

Gay emo crap
Kys

>implying that's me
But explain it to me:
Why do you think that's a good idea?

i wish i could say the same, but i dont know which one you are:(

>Madeon
>emo
I know this is bait, but come on, at least do your research.

kate
green
5'7 130
03/31
nah
neet
team fortress
catwoman, jokingly
no rest for the whiny by bomb the music industry
sleeping
dying
i legitimately believe that i have no redeeming qualities
my anxiety and depression
pizza
root beer
no
i don't really care about the usa
h2o babe

Hey you like root beer dude, that's at least one redeeming quality in my book.

hello, real grill? tata's?

>implying they're anything other than a trap
What are you, straight?

ya

I don't have a rebuttal for that

just really horny and nothing but pussy on my mind , was gonna call up an escort from back pages earlier or find a nice asian massage parlor but i feel like ill get some undercover cop.

>Miguel
>Brown
>5'11" 115
>1996
>Las Vegas
>neet
>Rimworld
>Logan
>something with no sauce on a ygyl thread
>piano
>to write a song and perform it that satisfactorily conveys an emotion or feeling i'd like to convey
>i seem to be not an imbecile half the time
i cant sleep. i cant sleep
>ramen
>ramen
>Trump, he is an entertainment
>its at the top of the shitpile, so, sure, go murica
>Hydrogen Dioxide

>Kris
>Ice blue
>6' , 210lbs
>'94
>fuk u blvd
>student
>Battlefield 1
>Guardians of the galaxy 2
>Beretta Lake -Teflon Sega and SAINtJHN
>hockey
>to be content with myself, to have accomplished and overcome, and to be happy and make those around me happy.
>my dimples
>my inability to follow through , my inability to overcome procrastination
>Gyros
>coffee, white russians
>fuck trump, bernie or bust
>USA should fuck off out of everyone's business and fix itself. money out of politics.
>Ingredients of water: life, and sanity. when water is in short supply, people go mad. Wars will be fought over it. When you're dying of thirst, nothing else matters and you will do whatever it takes to get it.

>first name only
Lee
>eye color
Hazel
>height and weight
6 ft, 20 stone (yes, I'm fat)
>dob
1988
>city of residence
Grimsby, UK
>occupation
Driver
>last video game you played
Neverwinter (PS4 version)
>last movie you watched
Guardians of The Galaxy, in preparation for seeing the sequel because I couldn't remember what happened.
>last song you played
Listened to all of NiN's The Fragile in bed last night.
>favorite hobby
Programming but I haven't had time lately.
>one goal for your life
Stave off suicide until I'm taken naturally.
>one thing you like about yourself
I make people laugh
>two things you HATE about yourself
I'm useless at all sports, and when all is said and done I'm not even a basically nice person, I'm a real piece of shit.
>favorite food
Toasted onion bagels.
>favorite beverage
Orange soda
>trump fan?
I find him amusing in a "wonder what he'll do next and is going to hurt himself" kind of way, but otherwise he basically doesn't exist to me.
>USA fan?
Sure.
>what are the ingredients of water?
H two and oh

>Bree.
>Brown.
>Short and Chub.
>1993.
>Grand Rapids.
>Hotel General Manager.
>Banished or Skyrim? Can't remember, sorry.
>Sausage Party, because Seth Rogan.
>Liar- TAEK.
>Uh, Video Games.
>To be better.
>Chub.
>Short and being a Pisces.
>Chinese?
>Aloe Water.
>I don't really care.
>I have to be, right?
>Fish poop and kiddie urine.

(Practically honest post.)

plot twist, all posts were the same person?

nope. kris kringle is kris kringle

Would it be easier if I just gave you my home address and social security number?

Anthony
brown
5'8'' 135
4/18/96
tallahassee
student
FIFA
prince of egypt
woke up this morning (my baby she was gone) bt B. B. KING
smoking weed or playing soccer
raise a family and live on a farm
got a good head on my shoulders and a pretty decent future
got bad anxiety
steak and pesto pasta
beer
no
yes, born in NY
bud light

my roommate is named Kris. he was in the marines

dude you're fucking small as shit or what

>first name only
Anthony
>eye color
Brown
>height and weight
about 6ft and idk
>dob
10/16/97
>city of residence
Lubbiock
>occupation
Burger fliper
>last video game you played
Payday 2
>last movie you watched
28 weeks later
>last song you played
Samurai jack
>favorite hobby
playing games
>one goal for your life
Be someone better than my mother
>one thing you like about youself
I care about others feelings
>two things you HATE about yourself
The way i am and what i look like
>favorite food
Med rare steak
>favorite beverage
Dr.peper
>trump fan?
Sorta
>USA fan?
With all the retarded people there are no
>what are the ingredients of water?
H 2 and O

ayy i live in tally too and i'm just a year younger

wanna fukk?

miami raised livin in tally here
what kinda name is Revu?

I'm at FSU, hbu?

first name bros
>trump fan
^with all the retarded people there are no
huh

pff, i'm pretty much about to get osteoporosis, if it hasn't started already. i have a hard time getting food to pass my mouth sometimes.

ayyy and no for trump fan i put sorta
i dont really like the U.S due to the whole LGBT and women need more rights shit
sorry for the confusion

damn, sorry to hear that. you not drink enough milk as a young lad?

>Brett
>Hazel
>6ft 4in 220lbs
>07/30/92
>Monroe
>Warehouse Receiver
>Battlefield 1
>Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery
>Tyr-Brothers Bane
>Homebrewing
>Own a $200,000 speedboat
>My work ethic. I already am doing far better than my parents when they were my age.
>My nihilistic side and that I am quick to get angry
>Chimichangas
>Mead
>Nah
>Hell Yes
>H2O

>anna
>brown
>5'3 92 lbs
>1994
>baltimore
>neet
>fire emblem heroes
>tampopo
>go west by liz phair
>drawing
>get my own apartment
>can be kind of witty sometimes
>1. contrarian as fuck 2. lazy
>french fry
>angry orchard
>nah
>nah
>hydrogen & oxygen

what's wrong with all the LGBTs, tony?
they're not hurting you so why not get worked up around it

hardly ever. "almond beverage" and soy "milk" for meeeee.

I appreciate your sympathy tho, stranger. Thank you.

sup anna

just not right ya know from a moral standpoint. im not holy holy. i keep it to my self but i do not agree on anything they stand for

that's all fine and dandy, but what specifically don't you like about it? I have some gay friends and family and they're perfectly functioning members of society. right, it's not natural, but about it irks you to the point you have a problem with it?

Adolf
Blue
5' 8" 160
April 20, 1889
Lebensraum
Führer
Video game?
Hitler: The Rise of Evil
Horst-Wessel-Song was ok
Exactly what
You'd expect
Vegan
Nothing
Brägele
orange fucking jews 100%
well since im still alive apparently, yes.
No, world war II remember?
Water.
>i want to fucking die

>james
>blue
>6'4, 240 lbs
>no
>Louisiana. Close as you get
>army nat guard
>Red Orchestra 2
>Revenge of the Sith
>Lonely Day
>paintball
>have my military career get me laid
>dick size
>height and crippling depression
>Mediterranean chicken sandwich
>Dr Pepper
>absolutely
>well I work for em
>2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule bonded together by their electrons

you tried rising storm beta or what?

why height as an insecurity? 6'4 is god tier male height despite what the manlet charts made by virgin men will tell you

just the whole concept of it i have a problem with its just not right that is all i can say

>vlad
>light brown/amber
>1.77 80Kg
>96
>proxy
>secret
>tos
>idk
>talk
>reading
>power
>my eyes
>can't think of any
>barbecue
>water
>hail the god emperor of mankid
>no
>H2O

I preordered Vietnam, but I didn't get to test it yet.

>>first name only
Dongus
>>eye color
Brown
>>height and weight
6'1", 217 lb
>>dob
05 June 1989
>>city of residence
London
>>occupation
NEET
>>last video game you played
CS:GO
>>last movie you watched
Rogue One
>>last song you played
dunno, some EDM podcast
>>favorite hobby
fapping
>>one goal for your life
win lottery or get magical inheritance so I can do nothing till i get a heart attack
>>one thing you like about youself
Enjoy reading
>>two things you HATE about yourself
lazy, fat
>>favorite food
Fish & chips
>>favorite beverage
Water
>>trump fan?
No, but nice to see annoying left wingers taking it up the ass
>>USA fan?
Yes
>>what are the ingredients of water?
Ice

I respect you're a military member, but trump isn't as great as you think. he's going to prove himself as one of the worst and least popular presidents of our nations history

It is killer on my back. My height has gotten me jobs and gfs but it sucks more often now.

Well I'm not from the future, but as long as we don't have an emergency in state, I doubt I'll be doing much of anything

>dongus
LOL

>Orange soda

yes, true, but that's wishful thinking

where u from?

Kefik
Brown
6' 212lbs
Escondido
Full time student
7 Days to die
Zootopia
Deshi Deshi Basara from dark knight rises soundtrack because reasons
Reading Fanfiction
Get BS in ebusiness and creat own business
Really healthy skin, clear
Unruly curly hair, general flabbiness
Anything pasta, anything spicy
Dr pepper/cream soda tie
Voted for trump, not a fan just lesser of evils
Rather live here than shithole anywhere else so yeah
Muh dick in your butt

Whatever happens, happens. I'm just a pawn. I didn't sign up to go fight others, I just want to help down here for flooding and shit. But again, if I have to do something, orders are orders.

>first name only, Bryan
>eye color, Brown
>height and weight, 6ft 2 in 245 lbs
>dob 02/20/1992
>city of residence, Downey
>occupation, FedEx driver
>last video game you played, Madden 17
>last movie you watched, La La Land
>last song you played, Chemicals by Tigers Jaw
>favorite hobby, guitar and biking
>one goal for your life, don't have one
>one thing you like about youself, my height scares off most gangsters in my town.
>two things you HATE about yourself, my anxiety has gotten worse
>favorite food, Burgers
>favorite beverage, Root Beer
>trump fan? Nah
>USA fan? Heck yes
>what are the ingredients of water? H20?

lots of tall dudes in here

>Nick
>Blue
>5'8 140lbs
>12/08/98
>San Rafael
>Electrician
>Fallout New Vegas
>2 fast 2 furious
>Lessons by Rush
>Vidya/Playing Bass
>Own a business
>Charismatic
>Uninspired, horrible at schooling
>McDonalds cheeseburger
>Coke
>Yup
>Yup
>Hydrogen and Oxygen

>John
>Blue
>6 foot 2
>9/10/94
>Sebastian, FL
>Bartender
>Amnesia
>Keith
>Stairway to Heaven
>This
>Make enough money to stop caring how much money I have
>I'm me
>I'm too skinny, and too narcissistic, and I can't count
>Steak
>Alcohol
>I don't give a shit
>I don't give a shit
>Bleach and ammonia

>>iTT post:
>>first name only
>>eye color
>>height and weight
>>dob
1993
>>city of residence
Bottrop
>>occupation
Student
>>last video game you played
dark souls 3
>>last movie you watched
guardians of the galaxy 1 for a 2nd time
>>last song you played
some random mix on youtube about rick and morty
>>favorite hobby
gaming
>>one goal for your life
traveling to australia, japan and newzealand
>>one thing you like about youself
I am pretty adaptable to most things
>>two things you HATE about yourself
I am too lazy
>>favorite food
probably burgers
>>favorite beverage
cola or chocolate milk
>>trump fan?
no, but it is pretty funny to see him fuck everything up
>>USA fan?
not really, the US is just there for me. Not positive, not negative, it just exists...
>>what are the ingredients of water?
It is a bigger secret than the coca cola formula

>>iTT post:
>>first name only
Pascal
>>eye color
brown
>>height and weight
1,80m and 89kg

damn phone, why didnt you take the first three

ohh, I feel you, dawg. good luck out there, man

When I was at meps they asked me to be a 25S, because of my near perfect asvab scores. But I like 25B. And thanks

>first name only
Ezra
>eye color
Blue
>height and weight
6'1
>dob
0ct 31 93
>city of residence
Austin
>occupation
Student/paralegal
>last video game you played
Dark souls 3
>last movie you watched
Currently watching no country for old men
>last song you played
Fast car - Tracy chapmen
>favorite hobby
Writing
>one goal for your life
Eventually be happy
>one thing you like about youself
My eyes
>two things you HATE about yourself
My feet my thumbs
>favorite food
Sushi all kinds
>favorite beverage
Sweet tea
>trump fan?
No
>USA fan?
Eh
>what are the ingredients of water?
1 part Hydrogen oxygen 2 parts

I've not got the body for the marines lol

>fuck you, because anonymous
>hazel
>5ft 9inches. 145lbs
>college
>fuck you because anonymous
>Battlefield 1 TDM
>Can't remember; don't care for movies and tv
>Bag Raiders Shooting Stars
>Games, sex, joyriding
>no goals
>legs
>I'm male... and I'm a male
>New York Strip or ribeye cooked medium rare
>real homemade southern sweet black tea and coca cola
>was trump fan until he lied about everything he said he was going to do
>love the old US, not the current one
>H20

you from the south by any chance?

Leah
Hazel
5' 9"
1988
Idaho Falls
Retail
World of Warcraft
Ghost in the Shell
Erra - Sleeper
Photography
To not be a blue-collar job forever
People can get along with me easily
Extremely depressed, I am afraid of a lot of things
Barbeque
Coffee
No
Not much anymore
Hydrogen and oxygen

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>Tracy Chapman

I love u Ezra

Amelia
Green
5'5 110lbs
5-18-1993
lincoln,ne
bartender
hearthstone
kingsman
dr. dick
drinking and traveling
goals are for the weak
dont care what people think
hate: i banged too many fat dudes and i kinda like it
pizza or jalapeno poppers
maccallans 25 yr whiskey
dislike trump
yay america
h and couple of Os

>iTT post:
>first name only phillip
>eye color blue
>height and weight 5'10"
>dob im 20
>city of residence Kansas city
>occupation commercial cleaner
>last video game you played madden 17
>last movie you watched secret life of pets and I was dope
>last song you played idk
>favorite hobby baseball
>one goal for your life have multiple sources of income
>one thing you like about youself I have a TRULY open mind
>two things you HATE about yourself im an alcoholic and don't care about my image
>favorite food KC BBQ pulled pork
>favorite beverage water or alcohol I don't drink anything else
>trump fan? Carson and Cruz would have been better but he's not Hillary...
>USA fan? USA used to be good maybe, but like every good thing it eventually gets taken advantage of
>what are the ingredients of water?

Don't let that dampen the excitement for giving your answers, of course.

>hate: i banged too many fat dudes and i kinda like it
No fucking way bruh this b8 can't be real

Madi
Blue eyes
5'4 160 lbs
'96
Vancouver
Unemployed af
Fallout
Get out
sex 1975
Get married & have children
I'm kinda funny
I'm a depressed piece of shit
Sushi or pad thai
Beer
Neutral
Again neutral
Science

Forgot my hobby, drawing/painting

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hah, since im autistic my everything password is 15 characters long, so

so yea

Yusuf
Dark brown
177cm 80kg
1994
Strasbourg
Physics student
The Binding of Isaac
Tokyo Story
Old Morning Dawn - Summoning
Watching movies
Be a researcher in particle physics
Quick learner
Social anxiety, overweight
A good juicy burger
Water
Not really but I would've voted him instead of Hilary
Love the people of the US, dislike the government
2 atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen

>Tokyo Story

Weaabooo

>overweight
>good juicy burger

That's why you're fat. Go vegan.

>Love the people of the US, dislike the government

Even niggers? Fuck outta here.