>sitting on the toilet, struggling to poop out last shit
>look up porn to get boner
>poop slides out like jelly
Sitting on the toilet, struggling to poop out last shit
>his dick is so small he doesn't feel it hit the rim of the gem infested toilet
don't reproduce
>gem infested toilet
>Have explosive diarrhea
>Go take a shit
>Suddenly have to take a piss too
>My ass doesn't fully fit the seat
>Have to decide between pissing all over the floor or shitting all over the toilet
Whats the matter, poorfag, you don't have precious gemstones in your toilet?
>gem infested toilet
How fucking fat you have to be for not ass to fit toilet seat
>gem infested toilet
>have hemorrhoids
>constipated
>give myself diarrhea
>lube my asshole to ensure quick and somewhat easy process
>almost pass out
>image.jpg
>reddit meme
>offtopic shitposting
I always get a boner when I take a shit.
Lose some weight, ferry
what do people call this reaction image/meme?
I've seen many variations of it, but what is the source?
>Sup Forums - Television & Film
I don't understand.
How does a boner help in bowel movement?
Man I've done that so often now that when I go for a wank I end up shitting the bed
Does this work? I might try it tbqh
>shit 3 times a day like the normal, healthy adult I am
>every other one is a no wiper because I treat my body like a temple
>takes me 30 seconds to shit because I am gods gift to earth
you all disgust me
The source is "Emporor's New Groove" you underageB&
>girl in the thread
Take me back to those good ol' days