Weirdest place you've nutted

Weirdest place you've nutted.

I came in a nature museum by the water fountains because i was bored. Also came in my sink my roommate was gonna use to shave

Took a freezing cold shower in a river in Eastern Mongolia and dried off, got dressed, and smoked a cigarette near some falling logs.

Looking out over an open plain and at wild horses and domesticated cows, I jerked off into a hollow log, smoked another cigarette, and walked back to my hostfamily's ger to drink fermented horse milk and eat mutton rice.

Shit was cash.

in my mouth

I nutted in my girlfriends little sister's underwear. I picked the sexiest ones she had and wrapped my cock in them and jacked off whilst laying on her bed. When I came I became paranoid an drove 8 miles to get rid of the evidence. Yesterday I found her laptop password......the nude hunt commences.

>behind my school's welcome desk

>at the back of a classroom

>school bathroom

>public park hidden within lots of trees

>my aunt's house (got a handjob from my sister's friend when I was 15, she was 13)

>work bathroom (multiple workplaces)

>back of a car

>an alleyway behind one of my job's buildings

>my sister's friend's mother's house in her bedroom, fapped with her underwear around my cock and came in them

>girlfriend's sister's house in her bathroom touching her toothbrush to my dick

>top floor of an empty double decker bus

There's probably more...

Someone else's attic
garage
Car
Airplane
Public pool

If we're talking sex as well my first gf and i fucked by a powerbox on the sidewalk while we skipped class. Didn't really like it but she was horny

In yo momma!

At a party my friend went upstairs with a girl and had sex with her. Sometime later she came downstairs and left looking happy. I went upstairs and found my buddy past out naked with his legs open. I whipped my dick out and jerked it. I came on his cock and balls and went back downstairs. Next morning I ask how his night was, he's nervous says he doesn't remember. Told him he took a guy upstairs and had sex with him. He looks horrified. He immediately takes out his phone and blocks the number she gave him. I have no idea why I did this.

DUDE this is excellent top level trolling

Fermented horse milk?

pretty sure this wins. I thought I had some good ones. wow

The Louvre

That mild, sour airag, son.

wow, you're so worldly user! Care you share some more stories?

I have a very similar story. A bunch of us were camping on a beach and there were other groups of strangers around. One of the guys ends up in a tent with a girl from another group and they both end up having drunken sex, he passes out and she already left. His pants were also down but he was lay on his stomach. We got a condom, put it on a stick and shoved it up his asshole. The next morning he looked so confused we were like "where's the guy gone?" and he was like "what?" we told him that him and a guy from another group went in there drinking beer and we didn't see them for the rest of the night. We never did tell him what really happened.

fucked an ex at a park in a playset

>>my aunt's house (got a handjob from my sister's friend when I was 15, she was 13)

greentext story pls?

...

aight
>be me
>be 22
>be staying in water village on stilts in Brunei Darussalam
>take a taxi boat to a run down British museum
>fucking Muhammad leaves me outside run down ghetto
>walk through failed riverside apartments
>on some fucking road
>fuck it
>stick out thumb
>in ten seconds, picked up byyyy
>international Muslim kendo practitioner and coin collector
>dude takes me into the mountains to meet his friends
>we're smoking illegal cigarettes under Sharia law all the way there
>treasure hunt for coins in the woods
>give up after an hour
>smoke some more
>eat wild papaya and mango
>head back into town to smoke more and swap stories
>meet their families and have amazing food
>get driven back to water village at 23:30
>stay up until 02:00 singing karaoke, smoking those delicious illegal clove cigs
>like, smoking with literal teenagers
>why do poor muslims like to break laws so much? idk
>sweat, heat, spicy food, karaoke, treasure hunting, wild fruit, clove cigs, new friends

I miss that god damn place.

Okay but it's nothing special.

>at aunt's house sleeping over
>2 cousins in the house + me, my sister and her friend
>everyone else has fallen asleep after a long night of movies and vidya games
>only ones left awake are me and my sister's friend
>I just randomly started saying things like "imagine porn just came on instead of a movie" - just to get a reaction
>She thought it was funny
>One thing lead to another we were talking about sex, blowjobs, handjobs, etc.
>Asked her if she ever thought about doing it
>Says she has but doesn't want to be labelled a slut
>Say if she did it with me nobody would know
>She says she doesn't want to have sex and a the idea of a blowjob kinda seems gross
>She eventually gives in to me because I keep going on and on about it
>Get handjob, it was alright but nothing special
>Came REALLY hard and it went on her face
>She went to the bathroom and seemed to be in there for a while
>Never spoke of it again and it never happened again

Was there an awkward silence next time you talked to her?

I was rehearsing for crew in a play I got dragged into a school play by a friend and decided that waiting for 20 more minuets to go home was for pussies so I walked over to the art rooms and went under the under teacher's desk (it was like 7:30 at night so no teachers were around) and smashed out a quick nut. Best thing iv'e done for myself in a while at that point and made the rest of the night better.

HA

Not that I remember. I still see her every now and then now (15 years later), but for days and weeks after it happened I really wanted it to happen again. Teenage hormones I guess. I didn't want to bring it up in case my sister found out then my parents, etc, etc.

7th grade math class, every roll of toilet paper in said 7th grade bathrooms, a golf course on drugs at 3am, in a car with my parents driving, a roof that didn't belong to me, a public stairwell