I need help

I need help.

So this friend of mine keeps doing gay shit around. Showing me trap porn, smacking my ass, he even told me I have big muscles.

I know he is trying to come on to me but I don't want anything to do with it. How can I stop this?

have you tried saying no?

Yeah. It just gets awkward, and then he carrys on. He hasn't done anything punch worthy yet.

Yes he has:

>smacking my ass

Rape him to show dominance

This. Pound his boi pussy.

Is he actively gay?

Nope he's in the closet. I don't know if he is gay or not but there is a good chance that he is.

Are you even slightly interested?

No.

This is often considered 'normal bro behaviour'
Depends on the context of why he's showing you trap porn. He might like it, or he might be fucking with you
Smacking your ass isn't necessarily gay unless he does it excessively, depends on context.
Him saying you have big muscles might just be a compliment, again, depends on context.

this. if he does any of this in a flirty way, just tell him you dont swing that way

>This is often considered 'normal bro behaviour'
No it isn't.

>Depends on the context of why he's showing you trap porn. He might like it, or he might be fucking with you
No, he isn't.

>Smacking your ass isn't necessarily gay unless he does it excessively, depends on context.
Yes, it is.

>Him saying you have big muscles might just be a compliment, again, depends on context.
You're a koolaid-chugging liberal. Your perspective of reality is distorted by en entire childhood of indoctrination.

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Fair enough. Ask for some lewd pics and black mail him.

>Smacking your ass isn't necessarily gay unless
If a guy did that to me I'd beat the shit out of him.

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Idk. Like he shows me videos of girls too. Smacked my ass like once or twice. Someone done it to him and he started laughing

I never said I enjoyed any of these things. I don't think it should be 'normal behaviour'. Social norms dictate it. If you don't want friends that do this then don't be their friend, really simple.

Acting tough by saying you'll beat the shit out of a guy that does it is just retarded though.

Would he look good in a wig though?

punch him in the face at least

Fuck him, make him your bitch then pimp him out to old men for £££.

Autism
Acting tough because you can't cope with fragile ego, autism
This isn't even close to getting cucked,but you can leave at any time.


Sounds pretty innocent to me, you can stay really insecure about your masculinity if you want though. This really shouldn't upset you if you guys are actually friends.

gittum ina skirt

fuck the gay out

>Social norms dictate it.
Ok. Here's the problem with that statement.
Your social norms differ from mine. So they're not social norms; they're in conflict.

Since you're clearly a "make everyone happy / violence isn't the answer" centrist, I'm inclined to believe you're incorrect and everyone else around you has a better grasp on the social mechanics of what is "normal" heterosexual behavior between friends.

tl;dr : Kill yourself for being unintentionally fascist.

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How much do you value your friendship? How much does he? A mature person would know what is worth more

>Acting tough because you can't cope with fragile ego, autism
Maybe I exaggerated a bit. I would probably just punch him once or something. Still, letting a guy touch your ass is fucked up.

Craig? I know you go on Sup Forums.
If this is you then I'm sorry for doing it. I'm just trying to be funny.

snaking your ass is not necessarily gay i know people who do it out of habit form sports or just to piss people off just ask if he's gay if he says no tell him he's acting very gay and if he doesn't stop your gonna punch him if he says yes then tell him your not and you want him to stop doing gay stuff around you. Its THAT FUCKING SIMPLE for gods sake alot of people deal with this type of situation its not a big deal and if he still bothers you then just stop being his friend.

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I could go into why your assumption of me is wrong, but I think you've made up your mind already. You can have your norms and deal with it however you want, doesn't matter to me really.
I'm just arguing the case that the guy isn't necessarily gay, or coming onto OP because of it.

There is a huuuuuge difference between one slap, and seconds of groping. Literally if the hand lingers for one second, there is more to it than just joking. In that case, punch that guys light out.

this guy gets it

He's alright. Don't really value it too much
I already told him to fuck off once, it got quiet for a bit. Still talking gay to me.

>talking gay

Elaborate

Watching trap porn with a gay dude makes you a faggot might as well suck cock

"So user, what do you jerk off to? Naked men? hahaha"
"My cock is huge"
"Would you fuck this girl? *scrolls down on the photo and reveals a cock* Hahaha you're fucking gay dude."

If your intuition is telling you he's gay then he probably is. If you told him once to fuck off and he does it again then you're in the clear to attack him.

Fuck it. You're right. I'm gonna have to come to blows if this keeps going on. It's so fucking annoying

No. His name is John.

This really puts a question mark on it.
He's either a closet homosexual or just a sperglord thats trying to joke around with you and doesn't understand whats 'normal' or 'appropriate'

If you want to find out just get him drunk and pull him aside,
"Real talk, I'm really thinking that you're gay. It's okay if you are dude, but I'd rather know"

Or just beating him. It's probably going to make him stop acting that way around you, but also kill your friendship.
I mean you said you didn't value it too much, so who cares

sometimes you gotta get in that boipussi