/nfl/ general: hello darkness, old friend Edition

MIA:Jarvis Landry goes for 108 yards, TD on Jets
MIA:Matt Moore lights up Jets for 4 touchdowns
MIA:Report: Ryan Tannehill has slightly torn ACL
NYJ:Matt Forte (knee) active against Dolphins
TB:Report: Mike Smith could replace Gus Bradley
MIN:Peterson expected to be worked in slowly
WAS:Jordan Reed (shoulder) questionable for MNF
NYG:Shane Vereen clears protocol, will play
DAL:Jerry: Jaylon Smith to play 'key' role in 17
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin 'right on track' for MNF
CAR:Cam practices in full, questionable for MNF
MIN:Vikings officially activate Adrian Peterson

>rasm

*blocks field goal*

Chiefs

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Why are people still sleeping on the Dolphins?

>stale Sup Forums meme in /nfl/

i enjoyed this, thank you

Will they beat Tampa's 26 game losing streak?

because
>jest

who have they beaten?

nah. i think 0-16 is possible, but they only carried over 3 consecutive losses from the end of last season, so they'd have to string together 8 more to start next season to set the record. half a season is too much.
>tfw the last team the browns beat was my team
feelsbadman.jpg

React to this post as if it were a Game moment

Your team's QB just threw a dragon, which was deflected upwards by a DB, which was caught by your team's worst WR for 82 yards, the WR also fell on a ref and injured him

Have I been a fan of a losing team so long that I am actually just taking time enjoying every win and each week the dolphins season stays relevant. not even looking for the flaws in this team

Steeles, razorcakes, and cards

'no'

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APOLOGIZE

Does he kill Ribbers tomorrow?

>Steelers
>cards
>chargers in san diego


also watch the dolphins will get blown out for the third time in a row by the ravens in the playoffs

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>MIA:Report: Ryan Tannehill has slightly torn ACL
since when is a full ripping of the muscle from bone considered a slight tear?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TYBC

>Ravens
>playoffs
suggs pls

Idk what it is about the ravens with the dolphins. I would rather them face almost any other team in the nfl. Took their entire starting roster being injured last year just to win by 1 point at home

Ooh I missed these

>Tim Brody is sacked
>by the Phins' Suh
>tom's pants were pulled down
>his penis was exposed, along with an "Aaron was here" tattoo

Raiders.

Some tasty and relevant OC

no need to wake up Sup Forums just keep sleeping on my tits

I'll keep sleeping on your tits after the Chiefs fucking decimate them

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Aaron was here Gronk is a loser

>lost to the bucs

Just give it to me /nfl/.

What's gonna happen?

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go chefs, good luck titans, should be a good game desu

faggot wins the division on a hail mary week 17

The praises go up and the blessings come down.

TYBC
May he bless you.

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or better yet, immense refball

Giants are gonna kick ass desu. Swanson is out, which means Laken Memenson is gonna let the d-line through and kill Stafford.

Lose by 10 prob

>17/41
>117 yards
>MVP

wew lad

Carr bless you too friend.

>this post
>these digits
the fix is in, shut it down

Inb4 pats throw the game just to spite miami out of the playoffs

If Stafford doesnt get bogged down the Giants d, the Lions will win

The party is on my friend

one bad game doesn't make a career

I even forgot beat us again

was the team on saint louis or something ?

2.85 yards per pass

LOL

49 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

is this the excuse pats fans will make when they lose tomorrow?

Smeth bless you*

Stage 1: Denial

the Nebraska tribe?

It was the number one team in your division, you 5th seed wild card cuck.

Thanks

how is it denial if you don't remember who beat you

I swear I don't know who it was

they tell me the division has 4 teams
chargers
broncos
raiders
and...uh.. seahawks?

no you fucking idiot it's raiders , chargers , broncos and uh ..the bears

>deflecting this hard

Stage 2: Anger

Hint: it's the team who stole second seed from the Choakland Raiders and demoted them to 5th seed :^)

I wouldnt say anybody. I still rather face the ravens then the pats

>this is a ten in nashille
lol plebs

Can someone remind me which """""elite""""" QB got 2.85 yards per pass in his last game?

Not mad friendo, I'm elated. We're Super Bowl favorites if home field comes to Arrowhead

I see it
Kansas city Indians

are they a expansion team ? never heard of them

Looks like we started over again.
Stage 1: Denial

she's canadian

Yall sleeping on Pittsburgh

I need all everyone who hates the Packers to report in for this ceremony.

We must come together to stop the Packers. We need Jordan Howard to be Walter Payton. We need Matt Barkley to be Charles Barkley, and we need John Fox to be Mike Ditka.

We need to set aside all the differences for this one moment.

We need to post the best Bears memes right now to summon the only thing that can stop Aaron Rodgers.

We need to summon, da Burrs.

good evening /nfl/

>chiefs
>superbowl favorites
your shit team has not amounted to anything in 50 years

since 50 we appeared in multiple superbowls, won 3 and are consistent juggernauts in the league

raidniggers have as well and EVEN the chargers have amounted to something

no but excuse me I love this shit posting between two sorry ass franchises

objectively rating women is difficult when you're as homosexual as yourself

I dont hate the Packers, but I do enjoy Bear posting.

What about this then?

Stage 3: Bargaining

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>Raidniggers

KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

It appears you can't accept reality then, delusional Raidnigger

Stage 2: Anger
How many times will we go through all this?
Lets find out together Sup Forums

Azor Eli gonna take the division. youre welcome packfags

men its must suck living in middle america where mediocre women are considered hot

Daily reminder that the Cowboys are the best team in football history in at least a decade, perhaps more. Anyone who doesn't believe Dak will get 3 rings in the next 5 years is fucking delusional.

honestly kill yourself. rg3 could have this record behind that o line

I never even said I was mad, friendo.

Just laughing at you not taking the bantz

daily reminder that this is why no one takes cowboys fans seriously and simultaneously hates them

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Elite Eli will cuck you every time

Well, Sup Forums?

chiefs can hold a lead if their life depended on it

why do you think these raider fans are cocky? chiefs never won past divisional when they won the division since 1993

you were still in the sack dude!

You should actually kill yourself if you believe this.

Stage 3: Bargaining

Daily reminder that Peyton Manning will be rooting for the Detroit Lions today.

raiders sweep the rest of the 10s

repeating numbers prove it

>implying you'll pass the Kansas City Chiefs

Pic-related is who will shred your defense, friendo

How's your team's record? :^)

undefeated against u faggots

11-2 after this weak

you watch too much porn

>Chiefs
>Chiefs

>estimated gametime temperature -4 degrees without windchill

No dynasty this decade

Cap it