/heem/: michelle waterson edition

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>Cruz and Faber show respect for each other and seemingly settle their differences
youtube.com/watch?v=sOIytgTQ-y8

>UFC on Fox 22 results
mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997150/ufc-on-fox-22-bonuses-michelle-waterson-earns-50000-for-submission-win-over-paige-vanzant

>UFC on Fox 22 bonuses
mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997150/ufc-on-fox-22-bonuses-michelle-waterson-earns-50000-for-submission-win-over-paige-vanzant

>Cruz and Cody "No Skill" Garbage exchange trash talk
youtube.com/watch?v=N1IuWp5r8ns

Other urls found in this thread:

taima.tv/r/mma
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-on-fox-22-play-by-play-and-live-results-330-p-m-et-1-1
sherdog.com/fighter/Duane-Ludwig-101
youtube.com/watch?v=cQK12l-228M
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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PANCRASE ON NOW. WATCH JAPS KILL EACH OTHER

taima.tv/r/mma

Mickey Gall Im coming for you mother fucker

>"MICHELLE WATERSOFTENER"

>"No Skill
You're a fucking talentless idiot

she was born 10 years too early

if she had her prior marketability now she'd be raking in serious dough

link to the results is here
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-on-fox-22-play-by-play-and-live-results-330-p-m-et-1-1

go to bed you sad fuck
you have a long day of nothing ahead of you tomorrow

>I'm the only jiu jitsu fighter who transcends the sport

Was this the official meme killer card?

and you're a tripfag

>pretends to go to sleep so she isn't embarrassed by tapping at home crowd
>arms don't even go limp
>immediately gets up, fully conscious
is there anyone more insufferable?

>Exchange trash talk
I think you meant
>Cruz verbally demolishes some frat boy with stupid tatoos

>MICHELLE WATERMAN

just wait user. she will fight joanna and get some eyes.

>tfw Stipe obviously tapped, but Dana payed the ref to ignore it

#Notmychampion

>Who did you beat?
>All your teammates

Yep.
Perry got JoBANGED
Sage quick tapped again
PvZ got exposed

A star was born with Waterson though. I've been saying she'll be the straw champ for years.

Dana to ban rear naked chokes also

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>I don't look like you so I wouldn't settle for such mediocrity

Anderson Silva will fight at UFC 207
Screencap this post

>Hey guys, I won't be making the OP as much anymore due to a newfound lack of time such as going to school and working a job on the side, just thought I'd let you know

overeem is my son

nobody cares, get a life

>Meme fighters choice of loss is the rear naked choke

But she's qt

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>there's a difference between not having the time to be on heem at exactly 500 posts and not having the time to use the internet at all, im very busy

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>i'm in college and will be employed too
more than you can say about your life my neet shitposter friend

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>>pretends to go to sleep so she isn't embarrassed by tapping

This isn't WWE where people pretend to be unconscious or hurt

>hurr Gall can't stand up with Sage
>muh karate

GA-GA-GADOOOOOOOSH

literally a blind overhand right.

HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE GOT HEEM'D SO FUCKING HARD

I got hands man, people don't know that, I got hands

>51 years old
dam

To be fair, Sage was getting the better of the exchanges

If Sage trains at a legit camp, within a few years he can be ridiculously good

>Every
>One
>Of
>'em

sage vs gall instant rematch at 155

just to piss aldo off

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one fight in to pancrase and someone already died.

for sure lose my number B

>taking him out on a stretcher
Jesus christ

Wew

I CANT KEEP SEEING MY WAIFU GET DOMINATED ALL THE TIME!

I WILL TRAIN IN MMA JUST TO PROTECT HER!

He didn't move an inch, something is definitely up with him

anyone got a pancrase link to share

Karate is only a meme when people take it too far. Has some really good shit in it, great footwork, teaches a lot of leg dexterity and stuff. But you have to have a solid few years of good kickboxing/muay thai training to make it useful in MMA. That said, when you do that, it becomes a nearly invaluable asset.

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>we will never see Werdum destroying little Joanna tight pussy

Shit. Can we get a link or gif or webbum or fight card?

Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

streaming here

taima.tv/r/mma

>filename

your life revolves around annoying people on Sup Forums
this is the last time I'm going to give you attention for tdoday, enjoy your acknowledgment

The way Sage gave up in there was pathetic.

Thanks man

>you now remember rafael dos anjos exists

he might be up there with pettis for worst 2016 since he literally lost millions of dollars, then his belt and any chance at millions of dollars

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He's still a top LW. LW is a shark tank.

god sage's fighting intelligence is pretty bad and it's like he's relying on pure retard-strength.

yeah, he needs to train bjj super badly instead of more karate with daddy.


I'm pretty hyped to see how far mickey goes, been a fan since "hey mickey" started playing before his 9 second match with punk

>LW is a shark tank.
Leave the LW division to me.

Gall is the ultimate meme killer. He has transcended beyond memes.

>can-fighting can faces first real opponent since Rose
>BTFO

Champ by 2020.

>her standup
>hanging with JJ

nope. not even a chance.

this fag would literally be killed by any top 5 LW

dont make fun of waifu pls

he just has zero ground game.

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I hate a lot of these tattoos.

Especially the neck tattoos when the fuck did these become a thing? There is literally no neck tattoo that looks good.

And when was it cool to tattoo your name on your body? What, have you been hit in the nog so much you forget who you are? Shieet.

When can I play as Mickey Gall in UFC 2

I am addicted to Sup Forums

Nah. I I met JJ at 193 Melbourne. I heard her literally tell a fan, for me: stand up > ground, at that point I predicted she'll lose by sub one day.

Waterson will bring it to the floor, which for sure at some point the fight will goto, and she'll get the rnc.

.....what does she smell like?

Joanna will lose one day and when it finally happens it will be via submission. No doubt in my mind.

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They literally offered up henderson to Fedor as a believable can. And Hendo knocked him the fuck out to kingdom come.

>11 takedowns landed

American wrestling is the thinking man's martial art

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Soon, brother. But for now, game face

both sage and gall are solid prospects
sage beat the shit out of gall on the feet, just like he has all of his other opponents, including barberena
he's a good striker, he just has no ground game, which prevents him from fully executing his striking game due to the threat of the takedown and the clinch
he's training with Woodley,and he looked noticeable better against Gall, a superior grappler to his last opponent, that he did against a can who was later cut
Gall had a competitive jiujitsu match with Gordon Ryan and trains at Tristar
I've been saying he was legit since before he fought CM Punk, he will leave his mark on the LW division

If Claudia had a bigger gas tank and held jj on the ground for one more round, she would have won.

The blueprint to beating jj is pretty simple. It's just the division is filled with a load of untalented goofs.

SLAM KO. HOLY FUCK

>the city of me

forgot that phones a shit

>6'2" LW

The sport is EVOLVING

>the city of me

*than
*Woodley, and

Sage got cocky. Galls stand up is shit and it was a lucky hit.

Galls ground game is legit. Sage needs to go to his college and sign up for the wrestling team. His stand up is very good. Very good it's wonder boy level but more offense based then counter striking.

And he has the same flaws. Fucking crazy

I think her takedown defense ain't that bad though, and her good cardio helps indirectly

sherdog.com/fighter/Duane-Ludwig-101

james vick

She had a security guard that stood in front of her so all I sniffed was his poverty aftershave.

Pretty much. It's MMA afterall and it's pushed even further with WMMA

>he's a MUNSTER

>51 year old boxing legend Bernard Hopkins literally just got KO'd out of the ring.

Poetic

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michael chiesa

Poor Hopkins. He almost died too

>youtube.com/watch?v=cQK12l-228M
Here's some Fedor entertainment.

same flaws my ass, Thompson's TDD is vasty superior to Sage's so is his management of distance.

Sage's ground game is laughably bad. Literally a sub magnet, even last fight he almost randomly got armbarred and had to power and twist out of that shit.

>a load of untalented goofs.

Inexperienced =/= untalented

You don't see any woman out there with 20+ pro fights cause women's fighting in the UFC has barely existed for a decade.

noticeably*

Is there a chance Werdum pulls an upset and beats Cain again? He looked fat in recent times, inb4 USADA