/bundes/liga

15:30 (CET)
SV Darmstadt 98 - Bayern München
17:30 (CET)
Bayer Leverkusen - FC Ingolstadt

2. Bundesliga
13:30 (CET)
Arminia Bielefeld - Dynamo Dresden
Hannover 96 - SV Sandhausen
Würzburger Kickers - VfB Stuttgart

fattyposting not allowed

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is this the /bundes/ thread?

yes

To add to OP:

14:00
Tabbine Potsdam : Duisburg

>implying it was my fault that the other thread got deleted

I was not even banned since I take care of that not even one pixel of a nipple is visible so Mods can't do shit although my post got deleted, don't know why. But as far as I know cleavage is not """"pornography"""".

>fattyposting not allowed
There is no fattyposting. Stop blaming others for you not being able to handle the test.

Whatever, my prediction's still

D98 1:1 FCB
B04 2:0 ING

and

ARM 0:2 DüD
for some neat Ostderbys in the Bundes next year and Batzis on suicide watch.

you could see her pusspuss in the other photo.

ayyyyyyyyyyy lamo

AUF GEHTS, ARMINIA!

ossis

bochum will never advance to first bundes right?

>Der FC Bayern steht nach Informationen der „Bild am Sonntag“ unmittelbar vor der Verpflichtung zweier deutscher Nationalspieler: Demnach sind sich die Münchner mit den beiden Hoffenheim-Profis Niklas Süle (21) und Sebastian Rudy (26) als auch mit der TSG 1899 über die Transfers grundsätzlich einig. Die Verträge seien zwar noch nicht unterschrieben, dies soll aber in den kommenden Wochen passieren.

>team gets close to bayern
>buyern buys their core players
IT'S THE CIRCLE
THEEE CIRCLEE OFFFF LIIIIFFFFEEEEE

Verbeek seems to be a decent coach so I haven't given up on them yet.

Only 3 more years

DÜNAMO AND SPICYBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This might interest Denmark. Uros Matic did this in his last game for Sturm.

not denmark but glad to see our players doing well in other leagues
yes he's probably a domesticated austrian, but he still carries a serbian name

>>>r/soccer

Yes.

nah

Just saw that Kemme scored and no post from tom.

tom, are you alive?

He's Nemanja's brother and plays for Macedonia

Just to clear it up

fattyposter killed him

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holy shit i am drunk

just made this. thoughts?

brause need not apply

>muh tradition

i cant believe how drunk i am

i cant feel my fingertips

>Brause need not apply
>includes Audistadt, Hoppenheim and Golfsburg

it's not even 4pm you alkoholiker

did the brausefags get a little bit heated?

Austria Wien is playing pure slapstick footie this season. I'm still amazed by the fact that they got into the EL and almost went into the knockout stages

holy fuck im drunk

SCHLUCK! SCHLUCK! SCHLUCK! SCHLUCK!

>Shittgart
>Ingolshitter
>Darmstadt

how about no?

but you're the buttblasted one?

sure ; )

why is evil Bundesliga so shit?

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hi how r u

not drunk (unlike you)

hehe yes you learn good. im starting to touch myself now

uros means male in finnish

>post orignal content
>brausefags gets buttblasted
>"b-but you are the madboy!!!"
hehe

never change bundes

SPICY

Serious question. How many redbull fans/trolls are here?

Sometimes it seems like there is only one with MPD.

haha

whats spicy

one real supporter and several Ossi bandwagoners

Würzburger

multiple personal disorder

oh my dear dear sides

Realistically, the only thing that would improve the quality would be CL qualification for a different club every year. But since coaching is fucking atrocious, Salzburg wins every single year and then chokes in the CL qualifiers.

But it's not like other leagues with a similar coefficient are any better. At least the enormous inconsistency of Austrian clubs prevents it from becoming a one horse race before christmas. Salzburg is just that tiny bit more consistent than everyone else. Hell, I'd even argue that 2 thirds of the clubs in 2nd German Bundes would choke against this year's Altach.

I'm also cherrypicking the best lels and blunders. The footie is still bad, but it's not the constant parade of slapstick that I'm presenting it as.

>using my image
t-thanks

>make content because youre completly booty-blasted about >muh tradtition
>this gets pointed out
>n-no u

a-am I the real supporter?

goooood morning

kek

thanks for the info

austria wien looks like a fun team to watch

im a wreck

>dumbers
yes

>make content to support the bundes
>egocentric brausefags think it's somehow about them
sigh

who /Rindsrouladen/ hier?

DÜNAMO

based würzburg

He probably means Captain Ahab and his big white whale.

Are you from Würzburg?

well, it is a good image, so thank you for making it

>RB
>not part of Bundes
as i said - booty-blasted

not me

if you bet 1€ on darmstadt winning and they win you gain 20€

I don't want to lose 1€.

not my hometown. but my go-to city on the weekends

Game Thread picture prepared

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

good picture

Based TuT incoming

>4-3-3

pls no

*shitposts*

i understand fully

I liek it.

So spielt der Rekordmeister
Manuel Neuer - Philipp Lahm, Javier Martinez, Mats Hummels, David Alaba - Arturo Vidal, Xabi Alonso, Thiago Alcantara - Thomas Müller, Douglas Costa - Robert Lewandowski.


So spielen die Lilien
Michael Esser - Artem Fedetskyy, Peter Niemeyer, Aytac Sulu, Fabian Holland - Mario Vrancic, Jerome Gondorf - Sandro Sirigu, Jan Rosenthal, Marcel Heller - Sven Schipplock.

*dabs*

classic bayern team. julian green is injured

let the "muh tradition" fags gets butthurt after shown how to do it

shit like the HSV,Werder and Eintracht need to relegate to places they are belong like fucking Lautern and VfB Stuttgart

Lahm is injured, Rafinha will start

here we gooooooooooo

bit rude desu

Be honest /bundes/, can they do it, or am i wasting my time?

yes and yes

who cares lol

you will never be Marcio Rafael Ferreira de Souza

yer mem

Spiel findet heute im Darm statt.

i get it

>doubting based intestine-town

So will Bayern be looking for a new star winger next summer? Robbery won't play forever.

Literally who can stop them on their way to the 3. Liga?

would you suck the penis of the darmstadt coach? under what condition?

they need a Lewandowski replacement

They should buy Kane desu.

>cold
>rainy
>wet
>bad pitch

This game will be so bad.

Idk. Are there any wingers available who are in their mid 20s and don't cost +80mil€?