W-welcome to general advice w-with Alice3D!

W-welcome to general advice w-with Alice3D!

H-hello, Anonymous!
D-do you need a hug?
A f-friend?
S-someone to talk to when you're feeling l-lonely?

D-don't suffer in silence, anonymous! I'm h-here for you

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I am newfag so I have to ask you are real female and not another fucking trap, right?

Hey, it's the lady that reminds me of my deceased wife, how's your day, love?

She is. Hello Alice! Give Nano a birthday hug for me.

tell me why piss comes out in like 3 streams pls

So.... that's what's on the other side of the bed.... neat... happy birthday to Nano!

Oh hey you come up alot (:

I am a b-biological girl.

A-absolutely!

I-it doesn't.

A-actually the little black thing is an E-enderman plush I was given

Alice, why don't I feel as much emotionally as I used to?

>H-hello, Anonymous!
>D-do you need a hug?
>A f-friend?
>S-someone to talk to when you're feeling l-lonely?
Yes I do.
Actually aside from the hug I even have that. Sadly there's no hugging via internet

Yes. Real but retarded.

>5th of april
2/10 bait for getting a reply

Why are you wearing shoes on your bed? Your going to get it dirty.

Go to your computer screen.

Put this picture on full screen.

Then, choose one of your Alice pictures to respond to the image on your computer screen.

i see a bottle of bleach and a glass of fermenting something-or-other

alice, are you ok?

I p-post everyday, d-dear.

2hu is fag

why would she do that?

Post more pics of your legs in that high heels

Because tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, aka 5/5.

It makes perfect sense.

Why do you have to type like a fucking child molester

can i get a mcchicken

>General with help alice3d
Nigga u wot

My wife threw me out

i don't know who nano even is

The psychiatrist said I should take pills but I am afraid

Probably cause the tip is sticky so small parts of it are still stuck, creating two streams

The girl I love won't talk to me anymore.

How does an overly obese 25 sheltered by overbearing parents and homeschooled with low social interactions go about finding a relationship? Or at least find a way to learn?

N-no, that's coconut o-oil, dear.

C-challenge accepted!

I'll be streaming in them~

Y-yes, and N-Nano was born on the 4th of May~ M-May the 4th be w-with you.

If they were recommended by a d-doctor I would definitely take them.

G-general advice thread b-before my stream.

N-Nano is my tiny p-pupper!

happy birthday puppy! and hi Alice

Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't get a happy birthday hug :(

What's with the s s s stutter? You a fucking ruh ruh ruh retard?

Alice are you ever worried about people wanting to find you and kill you based on the objects in the back ground of every post you've made slowly collecting data to locate you?

Why do you make those threads, I mean why? Whats the point?

Also nice stockings & heels, haz a headpat.

Why are you coming here? You seem innocent.
Shoo.

>I'll be streaming in them~
will there be dildos involved?

Your legs look very good in pantyhose, keep wearing them

nice stockings

Did u add a Greek guy on skype recently? From vivor?

thought you meant nano the singer... :(

...

H-hello!

O-oh I'm sorry, Anonymous! *wraps her arms around you and hugs you tight*

N-no because I've doxxed myself t-twice.

T-to help Anonymous, o-of course!

so this girl didn't come to finals cause her pet rabbit died i was so confused cause i've killed rabbits and dogs and shit and walked away without a care in the world why does she care so much plz explain

WE don't need your cancer, you piece of shit.

Wtf kill?

newfag gtfo

i jejed

>T-to help Anonymous

you are not helping

THIS IS AUTISM HOLY FUCKING SHIT

The concept of these threads is sort of silly IMO, but the purpose is admiral. I can't knock that.

But the typed stuttering is retarded. Getting rid of that would be a big improvement.

Otherwise, carry on.

Oh my.... what was her rationale?
Did something happen?

I'm bored, can I have a hug?

ever sent nudes on the internet?

F-fucking kill y-yourself you n-nigger attention w-whore.

This is like the most quality thread on b right now, fuck off.

As in your shit got leaked twice?

>I am h-hardly retarded.

Okay, because these threads are super normal.

Still trying to figure it all out

I w-would like to think that I am~

N-not there will not be

Kys betaboy

Cirno is the strongest!

How do we know you're an actual girl?

Hello alice and happy birthday to nano !!
Yes i would like a hug pls :)
And i want an advice , i like this girl that works in a place next to mine , we talk a bit from time to time and i wanna ask her out , how do i do it Alice ?? Pls help me Xoxo

This is the gayist bull shit on Sup Forums pretty much same tier as nignog threads oh make it better and post picks getting fucked by a black guy alice while your boyfriend watches i hope your a trap too then you can be the fucking icon of cancer.

Omg so edgy.
Go back to your traps

Do you like nano the singer?

>T-to help Anonymous, o-of course!

Tell me then, what was the hardest thing (anons problem) that you tried to help with?

ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck Sup Forums don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help

Confession time. I'm way too old to be shitposting on this board but I still do. Even do so on your thread from time to time.

However I know I'd never be such a jerk to u irl and would actually love to be your friend for real.

But! I your threads ranks _just_ above Andy sixx, furries and claim your waifu shit and I wish you went away forever. Your kind does not belong here and the neckbearded autism your threads attract makes me cringe so hard my asshole hurts.

Would be better if here would be actually someone with me. In my case she.

Cringe thread
I srsly don't get who you are and why should I or anyone care... just show tits ur a woman only ment to please males.

didn't get my mcchicken


still waiting

...

Why aren't you posting this on /bant/ for the ID?

I agree with user it's a set up.

T-thank you~

B-because she loved that rabbit. D-don't kill innocent creatures. G-get help please.

I've got t-testimonials to s-say otherwise!

*hugs*

N-no. As in I released my own information.

I-I'm the only OC on Sup Forums!

Will you stream today? :(

Are you a female? If so, why don't you post tits?

Go back to pol please

back to Sup Forums, nigger

bant is a cancerfree zone

talking online. maybe even start with video games.

>C-challenge accepted!
Awaiting pictorial evidence.

but animals are just that animals like if i where to kill a nigger noone would care cause its just an animal so why did she care got me fucked up

it was literally created to take the cancer out of Sup Forums
Needless to say, it didn't work

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHERS

>another trap thread

What's up with all the traps lately?

Also, put your god damn cum bottle away when taking a pic.

I'm... not sure which user this is replying, but I suppose either situation could be asked the same question at this point? What happens when you try to talk to her?

>I-I'm the only OC on Sup Forums!

*hugs*

So basically you act like an asshole on Sup Forums because you got your personality gobbled up by the retarded culture that has been infesting this place ever since the first newfag wave. It tells you only assholes and people looking to jack off are allowed to be here, everything else is cancer. And you're fine with that because as a true newfag you're convinced that it's what Sup Forums is and you're too weak willed to be different.

hi alice can we see your tits?

This.

Nano looks tired! I bet you spoiled her all day, Alice

>her arms

Hey I was just wondering if you have any advice for me when my problem is that I am anti nihilist and anti religion and I am so scared of the universe final its magnitude..

Orbiters

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Stream may start a few minutes late today! I aplogize in advance
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Why is there no pic of her tits here?
I thought we had rules,,

how to calculate the eigenvectors of a 2x2 hermitian matrix and how to calculate the eigenvectors of an antihermitian matrix and what is the product of the eigenvectors ?

Am i supposed to prove that they are orhonormal or what ?