Hey Sup Forums, I'm trying to kill myself. Not gonna get into why, but I want your help. Here are my plans

Hey Sup Forums, I'm trying to kill myself. Not gonna get into why, but I want your help. Here are my plans

IDEA 1:
>get sleeping pills, a lot
>smash them up and mix them into a drink
>go out around 4-5 AM while no one's around
>go to park
>drink mix
>put plastic bag on my head
>wait until I pass out

IDEA 2:
>get rope
>do almost same thing, except replace bag with rope around my neck

Any ideas or ways I could fix mine? CO poisoning and helium poisoning are out of the question.

an hero

jump from a very high building head first

livestream it

>Get Rope
>Hang Yourself
>Hurray!

overdose on heroin then shoot yourself with a shotgun

but the body will bloat if left undiscovered

That's what Pearl Jam did.

can't due to my lack of good data service
don't have either, California gun laws are shit anyway

Try to find an assisted suicide parlor

What is it with you fucking emos and parks? It is such a fucking pain in the ass for regular folk (like me) who just want to walk their dogs. A few months back some 40 y/o dude hung himself in my park and the police closed off the park.

at least post a picture before you hang yourself op

eat and drink yourself to death slowly over several years like im doing

that sucks, i feel for your dog

heroin should be involved imo

nice areas away from people you may know
same issue, shitty data

let him do it, its his choice, his release.

Dude just walk away. Drop everything just hit the road, try to survive..

dark web

LIVE STREAM IT JUST LIKE THAT ONE GUY! oh. somone already said that

Or at least say your final words on Sup Forums

I CAN'T LIVESTREAM IT

Just find some hemlock and nightshade. It grows wild. Pop like 10 Tylenol, chase is with the hemlock/nightshade tea, and die quickly.

what would be your final words op?

>wants to an hero
>go to public space and chooses OD

No, stop being a faggot

cut yourself

dunno, I should think about that. I have a will set up though
huh, I'll look into that

I vote for number 2, sitting around with a bag on your head is stupid.

mandatory pic on suicide oriented thread

jump off a building because you cant back out

fall down from a tall building while shouting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>user is a good person
low death rate, can leave you with hardcore spinal injuries

go to the jewelry store and ask for the shit that you polish gold with. mix that with water and put it in the microwave for about 15 second so its warm. lay down, drink, and wait about 1-2 mins. if no one gets to you within 30. you're kill confirmed.

How about a getting run over by a train

that was 3rd place on my list
seems good

easy
>get razor
>fill bathtub
>slit artery (it's where u can find your pulse and when you hit it blood will squirt out)
>put slit arm in bath
>wait

i tell myself this every time i think about it. at the end of the day though, even if i do something fun, and have an awesome day, i juts end up back in the same rut. it's getting harder to fight of the thoughts.

Dont do it. Just go fight people in the street

too long and painful

How about putting a toaster in your battub

shout "FUCK NIGGERS" in the hood. 100% sure a bunch of hoodrats are going to shoot you down quick.

slitting your wrists isn't a good option because it's not always successful

Nah mate I think you mean Ian Curtis

OP your best bet is to go into a place full of nigger thugs and hold up a Confederate flag. You'll be dead in seconds. Suicide by nigger.

also dont OD, it's a bad idea and wont work
if u hang yourself be sure to calculate how high to hang yourself from, how long the rope is to be, and get rope that supports 1000 lbs of force or you'll die a painful death

Do a facebook live

>no data

That why you're killing yourself?

Mods mods mods

That's what chronic depression is like. I suffer the same thing, but i always try to tell myself that the sadness i feel is just an inbalance in my brain's chemistry. I force myself to go out everyday, talk to people, be productive. It's not easy user, and do understand what it's like to live everyday wanting to kill yourself, but you just gotta fight it man, and learn to coexist with that side of yourself. Have you tried therapy? won't do wonders but it sure helped me.

Just get on a train, go as far as you can however you can. Go to a place completely new and where no one knows you and just do something with yourself, if you die on the way you got what you wanted. But now that you've abandoned the will to live you have no reason to fear anything, no reason to be embarrassed, no reason you shouldn't try and achieve something random or even mildly significant because you can't lose anything. If you've already died inside then you have nothing and no reason to shy away from ripping out your roots and finding or doing something new.

i have not seen a doctor in years. I can't really aford to, because i want to join the military, and they won't let me with that on my record.

my depression just comes from having no direction and nothing to look forward too. it's a long story, but i just want out of the place im in, and want something actually new, and something i can look forward to.

Paint yourself black and get the cops to shoot and kill you

The train, faggot.

ive been thinking about this for a long time. i almost did it last year. i was gunna hop a greyhound bus all the way to corpus christi texas and just enjoy the beach until something better or worse happened.

>Buy a 200-300 dollar 12 gauge pump action.
>Buy a box of 00. Buck shot
>Shoot self in face
Easiest most effective method

That's smart. I too advice against psychologist/shrinks if you intend on joining the army. I believe the army is not too fond of their soldiers having been on antidepressants, at least in America anyway.
Hopefully you'll find something that fulfils you my friend, and makes everything worth it.

why is poisoning of the table?

i've never touched anti depressants. I refuses to take medication unless i need an antibiotic or something.

i did see a shrink when i was a kid because of some childhood trauma, but thats unrelated to whats been holding me down in more recent years... i think at least.

Use a hammer, fag. And send us a Facebook live link!

>that post
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Great answer, mang. I fucking kek'd.

You need to up the porno posts to satisfy my growing internet sex addiction, please :)?

ODing and hanging are both pretty awful, you'll (probably, maybe not) die but it will be agonizing until then.