Post the biggest cumshot youve ever seen

post the biggest cumshot youve ever seen

I don't know I'm not gay.

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why not

>sees thread about big cumshots
>enters thread
>not gay
Yeah, sure user.

some people are in denial yo

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How do you even cum that much

shotgunblast.mp3

did that really just hit the fucking wall?

Damn i was expecting german bomberplanes to fall from the sky by the last blast. Dude must make a thousand Kegels a day.

Thought these posts were exaggerating. Then I watched... that is nuts

pathetic. if your cum isn't thick, it's shit

this.

your jealousy is showing

Kek. Fucking newfag. I don't need to shoot 100 yards when my cum is thick.

The dude in OPs post is an amateur who thinks he's hot shit because he does kegel excersises.

Go ahead and be proud of your watered down load, though.

How does it feel to not be able to pull out and instantly blast her face without moving from that spot?

not OP, but it's called "not being dehydrated".

not really a magic trick.

I can't, didn't take a picture of it while I shot off.

Why the fuck does it matter if your cum is thick or not? At the end of the day, isn't it all about cumming on sluts?

With what? Droplets of cum that will mostly miss? No thanks, I'd rather drench her face, not sprinkle it.

Having a thick load also means you aren't dehydrated. What point are you trying to make?

Real men have thick cum, plain and simple. Sure, you're a male if your cum is watered down, but you're certainly not a man.

Thick means you are either
a) dehydrated
b) cumming too early

the longer you last the less thick it is

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mine isn't nearly as big as some of these, but at least i finished on a face instead of a towel.

you got it in her hair and on her pants you classless retard

and then i sent her back to her husband with cum on her pants. your point?

>at least i finished on a face instead of a towel.
ftfy

hey man nice shot

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you're trash.

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how do I upload webm of me shooting a huge load?

make webm, post webm

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MOOOOAAARRRRR

not the best but here's OC

a pic of one of my loads

is this a lot?

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