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Christian edition

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Reminder that Wang Hao came second in 3 consecutive olympics.

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The Medieval Latin "Auctorizare" came into Medieval English as "Authorize", and was the sole spelling of the word until sometime in the 1800s. In fact, the Oxford English dictionary is still true to the original spelling. But for some strange reason the invented "Authorise" is the more popular form in the UK.

It's a hypercorrection as a resistance to Americanisms, although Authorize isn't an Americanism at all.

Smile!

Huwitey BTFO

lain is cute

>authorize
fuck off yank

>other post
up till 9pm sailor, thats an order

no one fucking cares reddit

worst thread of all time

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what does huwite mean?

Want her to sit on bollocks

Agree with this completely and unironically

Why would I care how some gay Latin bitch spells it lol

could have him flat on the ground in seconds

Back from my run. Someone shower gel my back?

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*shower gels your back*

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It's a jared taylor reference

Ah yes, the Sup Forums contrarian.

Star Snores is boring

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Think it's their way of demeaning white people.

They also use WeWusCaves in response to WeWuzKangz because in the story of Yakkub (the creator of huwites), black people exiled all white people to caves in what is now known as Europe

*showers your face with cum*

why do you know this, nigger

If one oversteps the bounds of moderation, the greatest pleasures cease to please.

Cumeatingcuckolds > blacked

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> he doesn't spend half his time between afrocentrist blogs and the other half on Sup Forums

It fascinates me and it's funny to see how much they hate white people

haha poo lads haha willies wew

sylphid = supernatural air being

misprise = mistake

celibataire = celibate bachelor

hucklebacked = round shouldered

zouch = rude man

dictionatical = word recognised by dictionary

yaksnag = thick oak branch

dubitancy = doubt

curglaff = shock felt when plunging into cold water

scorse = barter

pree = to taste

spousayles = wedding

valitudinary = subject to sickness

selcouth = uncommon

kingsevil = lymph node swelling

accoucheur = male midwife

hingkponk = imposter

philomathic = having a love of letters

quit being a nonce

Wrong.

Extremes will give you the ultimate pleasure.

But moderation will give you the comfort of safety.

I think it's mocking the way certain people say the "wh" sound

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knew all of these and invented 2 (curglaff and yaksnag)

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Never cared much for the Star Wars movies
The games, however, were a massive part of my childhood
>Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
>Shadows of the Empire
>Pod Racer

And what would you like me to do with this information?

stick it up your yeah

why do yanks pronounce putin as pootin

having corned beef on crackers for breakfast

terrible edition

are they still posting transers or is janny back?

>pootin

Oh look, it's pound shop Bruce sticking up for his mate

Fuck off you irrelevant wet wipe

those trannys yesterday were disgusting
truly freaks of nature

it's a shame you're both morons and pronounce it incorrectly

didnt read what the post replied to just quoting limp bizkit lol :p

Hey, you can't bully NZ, only we can bully NZ.

Glass houses

uhhhh excuse me?

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im alri looking desu

they should be hearded into a remote community like lepers were in days gone by

Perhaps specifically the former Grand Wizard of the KKK, David Duke, who has a pronounced Oklahoma/north Texas accent where they put Hs in front of Ws.

Hwite instead of White. Hwere instead of Where. Hwitness instead of Witness.

He's probably the most well known leader the KKK ever had (because he constantly trolled the media).

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want to know how I know you browse reddit?

cannae see them anyway because im phoneposting :)

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en.rocketnews24.com/2015/04/15/pretty-soldiers-this-is-what-conscription-looks-like-for-thailands-trans-women/

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Because I browse Reddit.

> one runt spamming shitty black people phone screenshots
> another spamming tranny shite
I'm out

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be warned lads, these are blokes

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I-I'll come back later...

How are they blokes? Blokes don't have boobs and long blonde hair.

name one thing wrong one guy having all the power

>he thinks anons on /brit/ actually care about him

lel

Yeah alright they may not be the prettiest but that's bang out of order mate

very depressed lads

That one guy isn't me.

If that one guy is me, then there's no problem.

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have you tried being urself

Fucking hell this lad doesn't stop

watch some asmr

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Cant imagine how shit owning a dog is

Inb4 sheed

How can ypu voluntarily like some animal that feigns love for treats and requires you to pick up its shit

Some animal that automatically makes you antisocial as it tries to bite off the face of strangers

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we need someone to lead us
we need someone to follow

Very Haram edition

youtube.com/watch?v=R2KzZQaXLN4

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>Priyanka Chopra named world's second most beautiful woman

yas girl

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who won?

what weak runtoid minds think

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>that little austria hungary flag
CUTE

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