ITT: Autistic things you do but don't mention to anyone

ITT: Autistic things you do but don't mention to anyone

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Sort my porn by ethnicity, then name, cup size, with tags for quality, scene #, site, etc

I visit Sup Forums regularly

I post on Sup Forums regularly

I sort by viscosity and color of the feces.

Fuck up my school.

Talk about history with myself because I know no one who will talk about with me

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kek everything I do is autistic, I have autism...

Woah, scary.

stop posting this austic selfcutter jailbaiter

I sort threads by creation date, the newest ones being on the top
Shut the fuck up

rip a huge fart into my seat then put my face into it and SNIFFFFFFFFFF

She's ugly, mentally impaired and poster her bare underage ass naked on reddit , get a life you virgin ottoman nerd

Say quotes to myself when no one is around, try to imitate voices and characters.
Dance when no one is watching.
Browse Sup Forums.
Always piss outside out of idealogy, putting pee in perfectly good water is a huge waste, especially in our fairly dry country.

I eat my own semen after fapping so I don't lose nutrients

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I actually enjoy shitposting here.

Rambling on about some random non-porn related subject or made up conversation to myself while searching for the right porn to fap to. Please tell me someone else does this too.

I like to sniff my taint after a long day if not showering

Never go outside and sit in bed with my laptop all day or night. It's normal to go weeks without saying a word and I blank certain people. For years I've spent hours everyday listening to the same songs over and over with volume all the way up while doing nothing else as I'm listening. Otherwise, I just check Reddit or shitpost here. I eat the same meals again and again. Most people would be depressed if they had my life but I'm entirely apathetic about it.

>23yo
>diagnosed IRL

what songs?

lets see how autistic you really are

Mostly MJ. I pick out certain segments I like (maybe 3 seconds or so) and loop it over, sometimes for as long as half an hour before looping over the next part I like.

I visit Sup Forums
I fap to trap/futa
I play videogames
I watch anime

Most of all, You are Swedish.

I never shit in the toilet. When I go to the shower, I defecate in my hands and then drop it in the toilet

Can I have korean trap?

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All the actions I do are autistic since I have autism

I listen to kpop and watch Korean tv

im starting trombone next year even though im an adult because i have a crush on the trombone teacher at my culture-school. i have 7 years of experience on violin and piano, so im pretty sure it will turn out good.

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here you go.

Thank you Korea!
New best ally!

>I cry like a faggot when watching movies alone
>while watching it, I love to pull out my asshole hairs, literally only the hair around my asshole.
>every sunday night, I put on Britney Spears songs and dance like a gay man

no I'm not gay, I was married to a woman for 12 years, now in another relationship with a cutie 8 years younger than me.

talk to myself in voice when i am alone

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!

thats not autistic, just french antics

I organize my hobbies waaaay too much.

I stalk the social media of people in my classes so that I can bring up things they're interested in so they'll like me. I also plan conversations ahead of time.

hes a 54 year old man desu

I have a collection of colorboxes

how do you know?

I do this to. I often pretend to explain a war on Television or something

i dont know the exact year, but according to his facebook he started in videregående school (college) in 1968, and here in norway you start there when you are about 16yo

I walk up and down in my room like a fucking retard, I do this every 30 minutes or so
I like singing Shakira songs in spanish eventhough I can't speak spanish
When I'm driving alone I start talking like someone is sitting next to me

thats not autistic. just creepy and gay

i meant 1978

I spend about 2 hours a day on Google maps

Sometimes I unironically listen to those:

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I also talk with myself a lot.

>had sexy with my gf and I had to fart pretty hard
>thought what the hell why not
>BRRRRRAAAAPPPPP
>look behind me on the bed
>one giant shit staring back at me
>mfw

In winter I make snowballs and throw them at cars, buildings, everything for no reason
Sometimes I dance while walking
I prefer to speak the Old Church Slavonic language and sometimes Polish(I swear in Polish). I also like to distort English like this: IPA: [Fuk zɨs ʂɨt, aj fel sama.wone tries tu kil me. Fuk zese peaple, hu walking zea], I use it almost everywhere. And also in Proto-Slavic
And I unironically listen to . I unironically prefer Russian versions: youtube.com/watch?v=bJEiq3uB5SM

Let's be honest - Touhou has some great music, no wonders people listen them.

I also wanna create the Russian language course based on 2hu

youtube.com/watch?v=-5WdPSAwdPY
Best cover

I only listen to touhou music nowadays, and watch touhou mmds and touhou grand prix skits over and over. And read touhou official andb spinoff manga. And play touhou and spinoff games. I named my car Orin.

i regularly talk to animals like humanoids, pretend to be cuddled before sleeping, separate almost all my files by genre (especially vidya and porn) and often take pictures of interesting looking pidgeons around my town, here's a pidgeon waiting for the ship to niteroi

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You know when you've been working and you rub your skin hard enough, you can rub off this playdough-like dirt substance? Well I started collecting that and turning it into a ball. It's currently just under an inch in diameter and growing.

Why don't you go on /his/? Ill talk history with you if you want.

this tbqh senpai

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Best one I watched recently.