In the fish tank

>In the fish tank

>litterbox
>cat owner flips shit

Inside couch

Inside the walls

Inside the fridge

On the windooooows on the walls
the shit drop down my balls
aaalll these turd glops crawl

inside a cereal box

Inside a heater vent. It will rot during the simmer, and then when they turn on the once winter hits, all hell will break loose

>Take laxatives
>Shit in jar
>Bring jar of liquid shit and a small paintbrush to the house
>Paint shit indiscriminately in random places
>Enough for it to smell, but not enough to see
>The homeowners would smell it, but won't be able to determine a source
>The shit would not be like a monster, but a ghost

in the HVAC air mixer.

In the microwave, set it for the longest it can go on max power.

In the shower head.

in mouth

On oven's heating element.

Top of the Toilet Lid

>Shit in tank of toilet
>When the homeowner flushes, liquid shit goes everywhere

1. In the master bedroom bed.

2. A nice, greasy log on the kitchen countertop, that is, if you've got that much shit saved up.

on the ceiling fan

Ah, the "upper decker"...

On top of each blade of a ceiling fan.

in the fedora

baby crib

In homeowner's shoes

Inside freezer.

The shit hit the fan