Try and get her to block me

Try and get her to block me

I am atheist

So would you mind if I slapped you around or are you into that?

Neither of these would work she is atheist and likes getting raped.

The afternoon my little sister won her first U.S. Open, I was also busy, having strenuous sex with David Solemn, a man I’d met earlier that morning at Dunkin Donuts. We did it on the white living room carpet in my parents’ new Connecticut house while the match was broadcast live on the big screen TV.

This girl isn't a normie get creative boys.

I fucking hate niggers

I wanna fuck you with a rake

Reroll for this

Maybe tell her you like to rape little children and you want her to join you.

I want to cum inside your ear canal baby . I fucking poo in loo

trips

you guys should 100% stop what your doing and go to
> Sиαpchαty.me
now

winrar

Rerolling again

This is pretty in character for me. Get creative jesus.

Like, I just told her I would pay her 125 cents to let me give her AIDs and herpes and she still hasn't blocked me (or agreed).

Oh ship trips mayne

Done. Lets see...

Where the fuck you at op? Get on it.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist, black people would steal it from me.

Well then give us more information about her u fucking niggerboy

Jesus christ all she could think to say was "lel"

Fake only retards say lel

Now op finish her by starting a debate on whether Madara was the strongest character in Naruto. Trips demands it.

Basically a super depressed NEET who browses /x/ and talks about her stupid fucking ex all the time. She is not easily offended.

"Or, if your ear isn't close enough, perhaps you'd let me drill a hole in your skull and pump by baby batter directly into your brain"

Fucking good one brother.

Op here, waiting for a reply

She might be retarded. I can't tell tbh.

Guaranteed retarded.

"Where do you live babe? If you're nearby, perhaps I could come over and drop a load in that dumb little head of yours. After all, it's always been my dream to fill a stupid girl's head with sticky goo"

I am actually 13 by the way.

I'm actually jewish and looking for your gold. Please be a good goy and give me all your gold.

Hey, there is this really cool song by DJ Khaled you should check out called "All I do is Win"

Do the last two together. If that doesn't get her nothing will.

I wasn't kidding about having aids

I am required by law to inform you that I commited a class 2 sexual offense and I am a registered sex offender

Roll

Send nudes or I'll fucking kill myself right now

Sent, waiting for a reply.

roll

Rollaids

I already have nudes. Quads gets em.

Have sex with me or I'll axe muder your family

lets roll

Rollablades

Come over and suck me off or I'll saw off your labia with a rusty steak knife

haha roll

Rill

Roll

Rollin

Old girl stopped responding. New girl thinks I'm Chad. Dubs decides.

Isn't quads a little excessive?

Nvm lel

Hey I need someone to pay for my cancer bills can you help?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll rape your whole family if you don't let me ass fuck you

This is who she thinks I am btw

I do what I want bitch

Lel

roll tide

kek roll

Hey Cali I just wanted to let you know before things go to far that I'm a trans man and consider myself to be pansexual. I've expiremtned with every gender and have decided that today I enjoy fanny. I have Hepatitis C, autism, and type 2 diabetes. If you can't handle all this, you should just walk away

...

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ROLLLLLL

lemme see them titties bitch. face better be in the pic or I'll rape your dad

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Rolll

Sorry just having a roid rage, how you doin' puppy dawg?

same fag

fuck meant to send that to my sex slave

Sent XD

roll

Winner winner tendie dinner

Lell

roll to send to cali

cmon OP. if she hasnt given up by now on you then ya might as well ask her out before you murder her

>imblying

roll for cali

She likes me she just has feelings for her ex so I am torturing her for it lel.

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Ask not Cali if she's willing to get a vagina mold so you can get an pocket pussy of her cooch. That way while she's being a little bitch about her ex you can still technically fuck her

ok OP
Listen carefully.
Tell her that her ex doesnt give a sit in a half anymore and you know for a fact that she already fucked 3 others.
Dont be beta OP. Tell her the fuck off.

Nothing pisses off a girl more than ugly truth
Especially when it directly relates to them

Lel winner

Alas m'lady, I said it because it art thine truth... now bend over

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Way to steal the dubs for yourself. Now you have to message cali roll faggot

OP dubbed himself?

Shit I'm retarded

i fucked up the wording.

Shit in a half*
he already fucked 3 others*
just hit her ovaries in half

god you're fucking dumb. Come suck me off before I come over there and beat the shit out of you with a pair of jumper cables

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I love the smell of my dog's farts

roll

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Want to have a 3some with me and my mom?

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use the only weapon left.
UGLY TRUTH OP

roll

roll for this guy