What is the cringeyist thing you've done recently, b?

What is the cringeyist thing you've done recently, b?
I live with my parents and I often call my mum into my room to show her memes.

>Call my mom into my room to show her memes.
Your parents don't give a shit about memes and only pretend to like them because they don't want you to cry.
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Kek

Just send them to her, quit making your mom walk all over the damn house you fucking sperg lord

He knows that. You're autistic if you think he doesn't know that.

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I went to my high school reunion and hit on my bully whos now a trap.

You're a good boy, keep staying out of trouble.

there is this girl i like, but the only time i ever know where she will be is in one of her classes.
I walk by that room once a week just hoping that she will notice me so i can wave hi to her.

I have a desire to admit gay feelings for someone but am too afraid of social rejection to do anything about it and now I'm talking about it on the internet with people I've never met

Bump for potential

cringeyist thing that i have done in a while was introduce somebody else to 4/chan

i have talked to her a few times, and i dont know if she likes me or not. she just isn't looking towards the door when i walk by.

passable?

never
ever

I shitpost on Sup Forums with lies about cringeyness.

after a few beers, yes

Played footsies with my gam gam at dinner

(Also just called my grand mother "gam gam")

Cancer

played with my moms boobs when she was asleep

Said the words "Army of Gordons" to myself in bed and started laughing hysterically for no reason.