Buddy drank too much and passed out... what do?

Buddy drank too much and passed out... what do?

Yes do it

Fck him in his arse m8

Piss on him.

Yes do it!!! Pull his dick out

Give me something good faggots.

What do you want

Sharpie in nose

Anal is the best option
After that get a blow job
Then cum in his face

teabag him and take a pic

I don't think he will really do anything to him

Hey, you fags in Calgary? I'm near Peter's! What's up!

Make a contraption to where whenever he moves, it tugs on his dick. His body will recognize it feels good and keep doing it subconsciously, then rig the machine so as he does it more aggressively, something heavy falls on his pelvis.

dubs says give him a dirty sanchez

I tried to put a pen in his nose he woke up. Going to make a pizza now.

this

Suck his dick.

Suck his cock.

This.

Punch his balls

Burn the place to the ground. With him in it. Good. Good.

Pour more and more alcohol into him, just keep going.

Try and make him empty at least another bottle of liquor.

If dubs you take a big nasty shite right on the bloke

Fucken cheers m8