15 minutes into this pos, does it get better or should I abandon ship?
>insufferable add dinosaur nerd thats gonna save the day by knowing some obscure t-rex fact
>the sullen cool teenager
>le stressed out career woman
>le quirky eccentric billionaire man
You should marathon it for maybe 10 more minutes, then consider whether you want to finish.
Well, yes, once the actual dino-breakout happens the movie actually starts
don't worry, pratt saves this shitshow and redeems it into an okay adventure flick
Best movie of 2015
Nope. It gets worse. Just wait until the end when the T-Rex and the raptor look at each other and nod at one another in respect then part ways (after helping one another kill the big bad). Yes, this literally happens.
It's the best of the Jurassic sequels.
JP > JW > TLW > JP3
fuck off you stupid movie hating faggot.
lose some weight while you're at it.
It's terrible but the aunt is hot
aw ffs bros
It's not a very good movie
Maybe 6/10
It's still watchable though
so comfy :^D
Putting JW over TLW
You're actually fucking disgusting
No, it just continues to become even more ridiculous as the movie goes on.
Your funny, JW is hands down the worst JP movie ever, even JP3 is miles better than this dreck.
It's going to get worser and worser user, abandon now
JW was The Land Before Time-tier shit.
It makes fun of the audience in the sense that regular dinosaurs don't do it anymore for today's kids. It's purposefully over the top. Fun times.
I only kept watching for Pratt desu
He's so fucking hot
Remember when we memed the fuck out of this movie with the stupid teenage mutant ninja raptors posts?
It actually gets so incredidbly stupid at the end that it kind of redeems the annoying first half.
I liked this guy,> He tried to continue things in hammonds spirit.
it's great
fuck off
>tfw she got pecked then speared then drowned then eaten then presumably digested by a giant crocodile while still struggling
Did this chick refuse to give the producer a blowjob or something?
It's literally fan service for the hardcore JP fans. Which is probably why I love it so much.
Rude
>talking shit about The Land Before Time
end yourself
Well at least they confirmed that in Jurassic World 2 there wont be anymore running through the jungle in heels.
Why would a gamekeeper need a plate carrier? Are they scared the dinosaurs are gonna shoot them?
>It's literally fan service for the hardcore JP fans.
Perhaps he was wondering why a dinasar would eat a man after tearing him in half?
>Liking TLW even though they killed Eddie the most based character in the whole series.
i thought the contrarianism meme was dead fucks sake
The ending is too beautiful for you to stop now.
Also RIP Indiangen
You. You are my nigga.
In the original script the raptors were trained as soldiers who would shoot assault rifles.
m8 I was probably the biggest JP fan as a kid and this movie was lukewarm at best. I don't care how much fanservice there is, I don't care if Laura Dern walked in and started blowing me, the plot was retarded, the characters were flat and uninteresting, and the stupid mega dino detracts from the whole thing. They literally pull powers out its ass to justify scenes. Oh, guess he can turn invisible for this scene! Oh he can speak raptor now too! None of the stuff which actually made the first movie good is present. No build-up, no tension, no atmosphere or mystery. No relatable or fun characters to go along an adventure with. I could write a thesis on how everything the first movie gets right, JW gets wrong on a basic plot filmmaking level
No, it gets plenty worse. The setup was pretty good in my opinion but it completely goes to shit by the end. So much wasted potential.
I actually believe this
> a genetically engineered super-predator bio-weapon is on the loose
> our best option is to send half a dozen guys with fly zappers, rubber ammo and ropes to wrangle her in like a wild nag
> spared no expense
Meme Lord tried to warn them
Why didn't they listen
They could have prevented this
Don't call it bankruptcy, it's the future you chose
"It's white. You never told me it was white."
RC, RAPTOR CREW
HE'S THE MEMER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK
TO TAME SOME TAIL
HE'S THE ALPHA OF THE PACK
HE KNOWS THEIR DIRT
IF HE DANCES OFF WITH YA
IT'S GONNA HURT
HE'S BIGGER
FASTER
AND JUST FOR YOU
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THIS RAPTOR CREW
HUH
>raptor tries to disembowel you with its sickle claw
>foiled by the plate carrier
Might buy you the fraction of a second you need to shoot it
And they all act surprised when they are getting slaughtered over the comms
SPARED NO EXPENSE
RC, RAPTOR CREW
RC, RAPTOR CREW IS HERE
(HERE WE GO)
THIS ONES GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP DUDES
SHE CAN POOP HER PANTS
TO SUIT THE MOOD
SHE'S THICK AND MEMEABLE
WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN CHOKE IN AN ACT
AND MARKET MERCEDES
IF YOU CHOOSE HER
YOU WON"T WANT
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP, SHE'S ONE HOT CUNT
HUH
RC, RAPTOR CREW
HE HAS NO PROBLEMS
HE ENJOYS SUSPENSE
THIS MAN HAS SPARED NO EXPENSE
HE CAN MAKE YOU HAVE FUN
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND MAKES THE BEST OF A BIG MESS
JUST FOR YOU
WILL GLADLY DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE
THIS OLD DUDE ONCE HAD A CIRCUS OF FLEAS
HUH
that guy's shooting 9mm right? straight into a dinosaurs open maw it should have done SOME damage. the clumsiness with which this is staged epitomizes the entire movie
RC, RAPTOR CREW
HUH
RC, RAPTOR CREW IS HERE
HE'S BACK AGAIN
AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME
HE'S HERE FOR YOU
HE CAN SOLVE MATH WELL
ON THE WHIM OF A TEE
CAME UP WITH THE
SCIENCE OF CHAOS THEORY
HE'LL MAKE YOU SMILE WITH HIS ENDLESS QUOTES
BUT BAD GUYS BEWARE, CUZ HE'LL CUT YOUR THROATS
HUH
n/m this is a shotgun, i thought it was a submachine gun
UTS-15. I don't know what type of shells they were using but I cant see any type doing damage. Take a leaf of Tembo's book if you want to drop that big fucker
>tfw that son of a bitch Van Owen switched out your live ammo with spent shells
> he is supposedly one of the heroes of the film
>she was 25 when this was filmed
this
>good guy is a poo in loo
>bad guy is warmongering fat white man who abuses women
>hero is progressive cool guy whose best friend just happens to be black (because we see this so often irl right)
>side kick is strong independent career woman
>the ruthless, indiscriminately killing monster is white
Gee guys its almost as if there was an agenda.
KEK.
MORE KEK
for that to even be compared would require a good music, something that JW does not have.
>It's literally fan service for the hardcore JP fans.
How is it fan service? It was out of a fucking slasher SCI FI channel movie.
Broke the tone and shit.
People that die in jurassic park, die out of actual fucking sins and bullshit that they have done. Sweet tits here did nothing wrong.
He wasnt really a hero, he was just a greedy person that was a batshit green peace dude.
You know, all the Jurassic park project went to shit because someone like him but on the opposite side of the spectrum.