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Al Bundy Edition

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Losers

drake is a fuck nigga

thanks

t.hanks

hi

3D women ARE important

(International post)

I use a very specific combination of food, coffee with milk, and anxiety to have my daily poo.

Just me home. Whaddya think

Interesting.

Heating bills must be a bitch

>yung bratz comes on
>imagine bashing edgy retards face in
>smile
seems im going crAzYyyyyYy

just discovered some kind of ingrown zit on my biceps. not too sure what to do with it.

PNG lad?

No worries, but get out of here with that anime please.

Yeah. I made the thread too.

pop it so more show up and ur EVEN uglier

i mix 3 coffees to make my coffee, its grand. A spoon of crushed coffee beans, a spoon of coffee that produces extra cream and half of 2 in 1 baggy. Also half-spoon sugar. With milk ofcourse, i drink it 3 times a day, last one is the best, "kavica prije spavanja" - a coffee before night times.

i think it would be painful
besides i'm not ugly

How long will you be in straya?

Hmm that sound amazing. We actually exchanged some intercultural advice here.

>thin and muscly
>not thicc and soft
ewwwww

I love this pic. Had a other quality one saved off /fit/ but I deleted it.

Be in straya until next week. Going to eat a homemade dinner now :D

my mum said that i've gotten fatter.

Is drinknig kavica (coffee) on streets an usual occurance in Lithuania?
Starbucks closed down in Croatia because no one went there since its a buy-and-go type of coffee place.

We like to enjoy our kavha, we sip small sips usually with a cigareta and chat with mates on other side of table, like the two girls on attached image

tried popping it but it didn't work since it's in a really weird spot on my right arm and i can't really access it with my left hand. will pop it using a needle once i get home

>mixing coffee with cigarettes
enjoy your dead taste buds, bud

Actually, it increases the grand coffee taste. Makes it better! Specially if you're smoking the all-timer goods as Blue Camel

My mum has been saving that for weeks. It's the Coca Cola & takeaway food.

Yes definitely. But it's more like an alternative to beer if it's before lunch or for less-drinking people, although I'd have beer after 10 in the morning.

do you drink a lot of beer or other alcohol?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EE!

Never.

I see. Did u come to sleeping after coffee stage yet?

>32 posts
>13 posters
hmmm yes i see

hey

heya

hi

yo

Hola

пpивeт

gday

herro

AAAAAAHHHH

Howdy

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hah so truuuuuuuuuuuu

Hmm not yet. A cup before bed wouldn't give me insomnia but I still try and steer clear. If nothing else, my mum will yell at me.

>my mum will yell at me
fucking cuck
i bet you also let her tell you how you should live your life

ahaha so /r/me_irl lol

>Al Bundy Edition
my niggah

mum knows best

>get sweaty armpits
>shirt soaks with sweat
>i now stink
hmm yes unfortunate

how can you even get depressed I don't get it

haha the lads

i smoke white kent
what you think about that?

STOP WATCHING PORN

>>>/reddit/

Do shops cater to foreign tourists in /balt/? For example, if someone that looks obviously American goes to buy something, will the shop assistant speak English to them straight up? If not, and the person says they don't understand, will the shop assistant then speak in English?

Thanks

haha ikr i'm the blue guy in the front

I don't go there

Hello I'm a foreign student in /balt/
Young cashiers do speak english well and will communicate with you readily, the situation gets more difficult with old babushkas
I usually just get by speaking polish, since all the old people here speak russian and the languages are mutually intelligible on a basic level; and some even speak polish themselves
Either way I don't think you will need to communicate a lot in the shops, just pick up what you want and go pay. If the cashier says something they're either asking you for your ID or whether you have a customer card for the shop

How can you not go through depression while growing up in LITHUANIA?Ą?Ą?

Is there any reason to join the army?
I have fuck all else to do, so might as well do something decent in my life.
Cheers cunts

>mfw not enough al bundy in this ITT

Yes it will make you a man

I had a great childhood with a lot of friends

omg you too? what a coincidence!

true true

Hmmm interesting, thanks.

this. if you go to a supermarket they will just scan your shit and wont say a word except for greeting you and telling you how much you have to pay, the sum will be shown on somekind of computer too. Thats it. They won't ask you how was your day or try to make small talk lmao

underage b&

>he doesn't know russian

lel I might be older than you kiddo

don't stop a rockin' when the penis inspector comes a knockin'

It's a peculiar feeling

lmao no way

Finally a thread I don't feel ashamed to post in

you must be one of the few fortunate ones, cuz almost everyone i knew had somekind of depression. One of my best friends wanted to be a neet for the rest of his life, but he started browsing pol and he was inspired to be a good, productive civilian. I can't believe that Sup Forums saved my friend

how old are then?

43

are you serious?
what are you doing here grampa?

Sounds fucked mate. I usually have short convos with the cashiers when I go to a store. Just a few comments on small shit and try to make a joke. Everyone welcomes it.
But I don't do it in woolies though, all the cashiers are fucking brain dead there.

no i just wanted to say a number that would impress you
i don't have friends

are you afraid to tell your age?

i'm 20.

well like I said I'm older then you

they'll speak english to rip you off

well sure, you could try to make small talk, its just that it's not common, and they never initiate it. So you have to. Just don't try to talk to miserable old middle-aged women.

>88 posts
>27 posters
hmmm interesting

>Everyone welcomes it.
Not us.

I don't see anything interesting about it

this is normal

that gives us an average of 3 posts per person. think about it and then compare it with the amount of posts you posted in this thread

people here don't smile for no reason and they don't usually initiate to talk unless they need to know directions to somewhere and stuff like that

and?
I alone could account for 15-20% posts of the whole thread

*walks up to you*
h-hello i just saw you and i think you're very pretty andiwantedtoaskyouwhetheryoucouldmaybegivemeyourphonenumberplease
'starts sweating*

yes, so that means that some people only post 1 post and leave. isn't that fascinating? what makes you come to a general and then only post 1 post and leave? it's weird, don't you think

yeah sure here it is 86*******

I don't know I sometimes do that too so I don't really think that it is weird + a lot of people just lurk

th-thanks
*quickly walks away*