JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ HOUSTON TEXANS GAMETHREAD

Houston Texans (7-6) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-11)

Today, 1:00 PM (ET) on CBS

NRG Stadium, Houston, Texas

Texans favored by 3.5

The Texans look to beat a struggling division rival to help secure the AFC South and subsequent playoff spot.

The Jaguars look to remind the world the Texans are still bad.

Can Brock Osweiler manage to be so awful that he loses to the dumpster fire that is the Jaguars, even while a potential playoff spot is on the line? Or will the Jaguars show the world what truly bad football really is?

It's BATTLE RED DAY for the Texans.

>faguars

>2-11

Guys be nice please

Fuck it, I don't even care anymore.
Win the division Texan bro's and we'll BTFO the Tits next week.

>Red on blue
Mite b cool

tbqh I'm just bumping this thread to bury divegrass garbage

Thanks.

Fuck it, I'm so done with the Jags. Unironically a cowboys fan now, football I can actually get exicited for.

>win division to get btfo in the first round again

o-ok

Why does Gus Bradley still have a job?

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This fandom isn't for the weak.

another meme play call

bravo BoB

Cause he has such optimism and energy even with having the worst coaching record in the history of the NFL!

Clowney is ELITE

This isn't your football
Leave

Fuck it, I'm so done with the Toxins. Unironically a cowboys fan now, football I can actually get exicited for.

In all seriousness, I hate the Faguars less than the other two teams in the divisor, much less.

But man you fags were faggots all season talking about how you go 14-2

I'm glad it's 2-14 you fucking faggots. Quit being fags.

fuck off honda promoting people driving distracted like fucking retards

Nice bait m8.
No realistic fan thought we were actually going 14-2. The users claiming this were trolls. Realistically I expected 7-9 or 8-8 with a slim chance of winning the division at those records but this season reminded me of our coaching staff's identity.

>Fuller caught a ball away from his body

What is this wizardry?

wouldn't this be considered heresy in texas

Heeeeere's Clowney!

thank you based clowney

BASED FUCKING CLOWNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice job muffing the ball, Williams, you FECK.

>5th sack
>new career high
Wasnt clowney supossed to be a once in a generation defensive player?

Key words "supposed to".

He was a meme coming out of college. I actually wanted the Texans to draft Mack.

He was supposed to be really good at tackling RB's for a loss.

>Alfred Blue in charge of holding on to the ball

pretty sure you wetbacks would be cuttin' heads off for shit like this

dont worry guys jags are a top 5 defense

H-Townian here. I'd be willing to guess that Houston is 60% Texans and 40% Cowboys fans.

doubtful. more like a bunch of bandwagon normies

Oh Boy. Texans D already gettin' tired. Time for death.

Nice one Clowney. Now do that on 3rd down.

6th

sit the fuck down buttwholes

>Tits losing 14-0

>Isn't Clowney shit though

Lmao

the only wetback that fight over handegg are raidernigger fans

At least your sorry ass isn't a former resident of Houston living elsewhere in Texas that HAS CBS SHOWING THE FUCKING STEELERS GAME ON INSTEAD OF THIS ONE!!

i'm so sorry

>Min losting to Ind 0-10

true. that's a particular feral variant.

can't wait to see how the rams will be and the east-LA spics will act when harbaugh decides to come back to NFL

Thanks man.

It makes no sense except for fucking ratings for idiots that'd rather "GO E-STEELORS" that can't find Pennsylvania on a map if you put a gun to one of their 26 kid's head.

Good thing there are "websites" that allow you to "preview" streams of such material.

THAT GAY KID DID IT

Theeeere's the pick. God dammit, Oswiener's accuracy is shit (threw it too high so that Fuller had to jump to get it instead of hitting Fuller in stride) and Fuller can't catch half of what comes to him.

Let's go Jags bros, we always have next year

A flag has been thrown. LOL

well toxin O's job is now 6 points harder

BOO THIS MAN

second pic.

did brockweiler sign with the jags last night?

FUCKING BROCK, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>toxins

so we bench oz who we gonna put in?

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN PASS INTEREFERENCE?

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Nevermind, he was holding his arm. Dammit Bouye.

Also, the fuck is wrong with your eyes, Ed?

head never turned

refs have been letting DBs mug Robinson since week one though

>refs

based weedman

>That sacrifice by Wells

Texans choking away the division in spectacular fashion. Fuck me right in the big ol' bootyhole.

>dropped pass now counts as a touch down

fuck this rigged league

>Houston Toxins

Brockweiler stand up fast. Get that INT arm warmed up, son.

13-0 Jaguars?!?

tom savage warming up on the side lines

Houston has great uniforms today

On second thought I'm thinking maybe it was a gift to have the game not having broadcast.

Although at NRG stadium one more pic and the pistols might come out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHA SAVAGE IS IN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HO-LEE SHEEEEEEEET!!!

4 YEARS, $72 MILLION

>75 million dollar qb they said

72M on the bench

Toxins in charge of signing a QB

>Cucking Oz at home

>the city of Houston
>$72 million

JUST

I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE WASTE OF MONEY! SAVAGE IS FINALLY PLAYING

THIS SO FUCKING MUUUUUCH

>Toxins in charge of signing a QB

RICK SMITH

Rick Smith. This piece of shit.

..............


Savage being SAVAGE

SAVAGE TO WILLIAMS. FFFFFUUUUUCK YEEEEAAAR

this nigga savage

IT BEGINS

OSWEILER BENCHED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT TOXINS

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Name a great Houston Texans Quarterback

But god dammit, that meme play, then a draw play. Classic Buttchin.

Playoff chances going up in flames thanks to >72 million man. Better hope the titans choke too. They probably will, considering they're playing KC.

what is his guarantee? i forgot.

also, did Texans really have a shot at signing Semen before the Horses did?

>HOLDING
>DEFENSE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SAVAGE AF

Yall are gonna laugh at me, but Savage is reminding me of Romo in his earlier days.

Matt Schaub

Warren Moon.
Ken Stabler.

SEVENTY TWO MILLION
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CHIMP OUT

37 million guaranteed