Houston Texans (7-6) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-11)
Today, 1:00 PM (ET) on CBS
NRG Stadium, Houston, Texas
Texans favored by 3.5
The Texans look to beat a struggling division rival to help secure the AFC South and subsequent playoff spot.
The Jaguars look to remind the world the Texans are still bad.
Can Brock Osweiler manage to be so awful that he loses to the dumpster fire that is the Jaguars, even while a potential playoff spot is on the line? Or will the Jaguars show the world what truly bad football really is?
Lucas Howard
It's BATTLE RED DAY for the Texans.
Joshua Gray
>faguars
Daniel Walker
>2-11
Brody Sanchez
Guys be nice please
Nathan Garcia
Fuck it, I don't even care anymore. Win the division Texan bro's and we'll BTFO the Tits next week.
Ethan Ross
>Red on blue Mite b cool
tbqh I'm just bumping this thread to bury divegrass garbage
Cameron Butler
Thanks.
Connor Cook
Fuck it, I'm so done with the Jags. Unironically a cowboys fan now, football I can actually get exicited for.
Cameron Walker
>win division to get btfo in the first round again
o-ok
Jace Anderson
Why does Gus Bradley still have a job?
Josiah Martin
...
Alexander Sanders
This fandom isn't for the weak.
Cameron Myers
another meme play call
bravo BoB
Noah Jenkins
Cause he has such optimism and energy even with having the worst coaching record in the history of the NFL!
Aaron Morales
Clowney is ELITE
Charles Roberts
This isn't your football Leave
Colton Ross
Fuck it, I'm so done with the Toxins. Unironically a cowboys fan now, football I can actually get exicited for.
Chase Harris
In all seriousness, I hate the Faguars less than the other two teams in the divisor, much less.
But man you fags were faggots all season talking about how you go 14-2
I'm glad it's 2-14 you fucking faggots. Quit being fags.
Gavin Bennett
fuck off honda promoting people driving distracted like fucking retards
Chase Sanders
Nice bait m8. No realistic fan thought we were actually going 14-2. The users claiming this were trolls. Realistically I expected 7-9 or 8-8 with a slim chance of winning the division at those records but this season reminded me of our coaching staff's identity.
John Sullivan
>Fuller caught a ball away from his body
What is this wizardry?
Justin Taylor
wouldn't this be considered heresy in texas
Dominic Reed
Heeeeere's Clowney!
Caleb Collins
thank you based clowney
Dylan Moore
BASED FUCKING CLOWNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Wright
Nice job muffing the ball, Williams, you FECK.
Eli Flores
>5th sack >new career high Wasnt clowney supossed to be a once in a generation defensive player?
Caleb Bennett
Key words "supposed to".
He was a meme coming out of college. I actually wanted the Texans to draft Mack.
Xavier Rodriguez
He was supposed to be really good at tackling RB's for a loss.
Christian Smith
>Alfred Blue in charge of holding on to the ball
Adrian Anderson
pretty sure you wetbacks would be cuttin' heads off for shit like this
Charles Scott
dont worry guys jags are a top 5 defense
Parker King
H-Townian here. I'd be willing to guess that Houston is 60% Texans and 40% Cowboys fans.
Ryder Butler
doubtful. more like a bunch of bandwagon normies
Ayden Cooper
Oh Boy. Texans D already gettin' tired. Time for death.
Ethan Torres
Nice one Clowney. Now do that on 3rd down.
Joshua White
6th
Luke White
sit the fuck down buttwholes
Jordan Gray
>Tits losing 14-0
Adrian Morgan
>Isn't Clowney shit though
Lmao
Daniel Nguyen
the only wetback that fight over handegg are raidernigger fans
Charles Stewart
At least your sorry ass isn't a former resident of Houston living elsewhere in Texas that HAS CBS SHOWING THE FUCKING STEELERS GAME ON INSTEAD OF THIS ONE!!
Alexander Russell
i'm so sorry
Kayden Ramirez
>Min losting to Ind 0-10
Samuel Kelly
true. that's a particular feral variant.
can't wait to see how the rams will be and the east-LA spics will act when harbaugh decides to come back to NFL
Robert Fisher
Thanks man.
It makes no sense except for fucking ratings for idiots that'd rather "GO E-STEELORS" that can't find Pennsylvania on a map if you put a gun to one of their 26 kid's head.
Good thing there are "websites" that allow you to "preview" streams of such material.
Aaron Taylor
THAT GAY KID DID IT
Anthony Bailey
Theeeere's the pick. God dammit, Oswiener's accuracy is shit (threw it too high so that Fuller had to jump to get it instead of hitting Fuller in stride) and Fuller can't catch half of what comes to him.
Liam Reyes
Let's go Jags bros, we always have next year
Elijah Sullivan
A flag has been thrown. LOL
Dominic Rodriguez
well toxin O's job is now 6 points harder
Christian Powell
BOO THIS MAN
Adam Garcia
second pic.
did brockweiler sign with the jags last night?
Sebastian King
FUCKING BROCK, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anthony Perez
>toxins
Daniel Fisher
so we bench oz who we gonna put in?
Christopher Clark
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN PASS INTEREFERENCE?
Nathan Gomez
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Charles Perry
Nevermind, he was holding his arm. Dammit Bouye.
Also, the fuck is wrong with your eyes, Ed?
Eli Robinson
head never turned
refs have been letting DBs mug Robinson since week one though
Michael Watson
>refs
based weedman
Mason Morgan
>That sacrifice by Wells
Andrew Turner
Texans choking away the division in spectacular fashion. Fuck me right in the big ol' bootyhole.
Easton Martin
>dropped pass now counts as a touch down
fuck this rigged league
Tyler Price
>Houston Toxins
Lucas Wilson
Brockweiler stand up fast. Get that INT arm warmed up, son.
Anthony Scott
13-0 Jaguars?!?
Brandon Thompson
tom savage warming up on the side lines
Juan Hill
Houston has great uniforms today
Camden Russell
On second thought I'm thinking maybe it was a gift to have the game not having broadcast.
Although at NRG stadium one more pic and the pistols might come out.
Caleb Morris
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isaiah Wood
AHAHAHAHA SAVAGE IS IN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jose Peterson
HO-LEE SHEEEEEEEET!!!
Nathaniel Sanders
4 YEARS, $72 MILLION
Benjamin Morgan
>75 million dollar qb they said
Dominic Lee
72M on the bench
Toxins in charge of signing a QB
Ryan Howard
>Cucking Oz at home
Sebastian Price
>the city of Houston >$72 million
Camden Scott
JUST
Nathaniel Scott
I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE WASTE OF MONEY! SAVAGE IS FINALLY PLAYING
Lincoln Fisher
THIS SO FUCKING MUUUUUCH
Anthony Ward
>Toxins in charge of signing a QB
RICK SMITH
Rick Smith. This piece of shit.
..............
Savage being SAVAGE
Angel Wright
SAVAGE TO WILLIAMS. FFFFFUUUUUCK YEEEEAAAR
Jayden Murphy
this nigga savage
Tyler Myers
IT BEGINS
Tyler Baker
OSWEILER BENCHED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT TOXINS
Lucas Price
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Lucas Reyes
Name a great Houston Texans Quarterback
Brayden Cox
But god dammit, that meme play, then a draw play. Classic Buttchin.
Justin Stewart
Playoff chances going up in flames thanks to >72 million man. Better hope the titans choke too. They probably will, considering they're playing KC.
Connor Price
what is his guarantee? i forgot.
also, did Texans really have a shot at signing Semen before the Horses did?