>be American
>get fat
Be American
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Reminder to sage
You can eat sage but I don't think it tastes good.
Does this taste good?
Damn, that's a mighty fine burger. Not even that big on bacon, but that looks great.
get some jimmy deen sausage with sage in it. crisp it up real good, taste dam good
i can already taste it. yummy.
>be Canadian
>under Trudeau all fat containing foods are banned to avoid triggering
>eat your rations of protein cubes
>"h-h-hey guys, Americans are fat amirite?"
>IDK user I haven't had it... yet.
̟̣͎͍̽͗ͩͯ̽Í̂͊ͩ̊ͭ ̬͆͒ͫ́͒ͪͮH̠̠͚͑Å̿̄ͤV̼̯͇̖͂̎ͫͯ̌̊E̦̬̹ͦ̓͌͆ͮ̚ ̣̹̭̫ͦ̾͂ͩL̰̜͍͆̐̂Ȍ͆ͦ̌N̑ͩ͗̌̂͒G͓̝̤̭ ͌S͚̣̦̰̠̪̫Ï̯̯̬̝͉̲̠͛͛N̤͈̘ͨ̐̾ͣ̏̔C͇̙͎̹͖̬ͮ͌E̦̼͕̘̤̞̥ͮͤ͒ ͕C̘̹͆̅ͣ̓ͪ̿L̤̱̺͍ͯ͆̾͗͗́O̞͍̗͈̮̒ͣ̾͌S͚͍̲̤̰̟Ĕ͚͔͔̯͚̈́D̏̽̈́̇̃ͨ̚ ̤̩̄̎M̘̲̅̑Y̭̟͂̐̓̎̔ͧ̒ͅ ͇̘̞Ḛ̳̩̬̱̹́YͫĚ̎ͦ́ͫͥS͑̒̒͑
̙̘̜͍̙̞̔ͦͦ́ͭ
̳̖̗̪͔M̽̋̾̽̽Y͋ͦ͗ͪ̀̀̑ ͉̙̟O̪̯̖̻͓̞̱N͇̻͖̪̜ͣ́̈͗͂L͚̪͇̜̣̜̣Y̹͔̣̓́ͧ̓ͣͅ ̲̙͚̺̭̓̎̑G̬̠̯̬͎̉̃̌Ȯ͇̫̙̯ͣ̈͛͛ͅA̰̹̅̐̄ͨ̐̄L̆ ̬͈͑E̩̭̠͐͆͑ͧ͒X̭̎̐ͩͦͯͩ̉I̗̘͗S͎͐̒T͈̋̾ͧ͊ͭ̇S̜̣͈͈̼͓̿ͮ̀̿ͯ̃ͅ ͇̣̮̈́I̫̤̰͖̒N̰̣̹̫͉ͭͮ̏͛̒́̍ ͕͇̫̤̰̳̬ͮ̉ͫͤT̥̯͖̙̟͖̈H̤̤̲̻͓̉ͥ̒E̬̤̼͖̖͇͒͋ ̰͙͕̙̫̪̮ͦ͂̊̒͂̾D̙͕̲̭ͮͨ̎ͧ͋Å͉R͇̩̣̼̆̅ͫͬͅK͎͑N̲̈́̊ͨ̔̾Ĕ̩̲̻͉̞̰̤̀ͧSS̱̖̹̹͇͗̌̈̆
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͉͇̈́ͦͅ#̹̞͍̞̜̃ͧ̾̄̾̈́̓ͅT̮̰̺̝ͥͧ͊̌ͮ̀̚Ȓ͉̯͙̬ͣ̓̓̍ͤ͛Ȕ̫͗ͯ̽̂ͯE̳͖̝_̞͎̣͋͛̃͌̓͒D̪̾̓͒E͖̳SP͚̦̓A̳͎̪͔̐̋I̥̦͔̩ͪ̂ͫ̾̊̄͑R̯̖̟̿ͭ̐
>be Canadian
>burn down
>be American
>be planed
...
LIFE IS SHORT, JACK
Be Australian
Loose a war to Emu.
Decide to fight Asian Carp next.
>lets hope this goes better.
>be canadian
>be fat
>get blacked
>amerilards
looks dank af
build wall paco
FUCK YEAH WISSSSCOOOOOOOOOONSIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Be canadian
>Get cucked
fuck yeah
>be Canadian
>be Canadian
>Be Canadian
>Burn down entire city
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