Spending an evening watching The Thing with an asian qt

>spending an evening watching The Thing with an asian qt
>still takes the time to pass down science to his students instead of getting some

Is he the most amazing man in a televion show?

Almost definitely.

He is beyond fucking based

He is a fucking cuck.

Almost definitely a samefag.

You are beyond a tumblrwhale, you're a hamplanet.

It's painfully obvious you need to have sex

Demogorgon detected.

All I want in life is to be a math teacher with an Asian gf who will watch The Thing with me

Lucky bastard

Grow a mustache and start wearing sweaters you fucking faggot. You also need to be cool with the kids,.

Whose butthole do you think he'd rather pierce, Dustin's (OUR GUY, WASSUP!) or El's?

And by "cool with the kids" I mean you need to want to diddle their stink-holes.

>>/mlp/

Dustin is way cuter, and I think he has a thing for non-whites.

>you will never school all your friends on the intricacies of compas usage

>assuming he didnt get some
>assuming his gf wasnt wet from seeing how good he is with kids

dustin definitely

Almost definitely /our guy/.

Why does El look so fucking familiar? Which actress resembles her?

>instead of
user, what makes you think he didn't get right back to that slamming that slanty slash after gettin off the phone?

Almost definitely.

>her

>television show
>television

Well, I mean at that moment, he postponed the deed for science. [Spoiler]She was probably blowing him while he talked on the phone though.[/spoiler]

>he watches netflix on his laptop

Kill yourself.

>doesn't even know how to spoiler
>didn't even watch the show, otherwise you'd know she was on the couch at all times

Get fucked, shitposter.

>kid spends days in a hellish alternate dimension
>doesn't have extreme PTSD

>hurr this movie is showing on my tv that means its a television show too!
Putting netflix on your tv doesn't make it a television show.

And no, i'm not stupid enough to waste my money for your shitty service, shill. I downloaded all 8 episodes!

She reminds of that one porn star

He needs a bigger role in season 2. He is a shining star

>doesn't have extreme PTSD

Kids werent faggots back then (pre-00s)

Only the saddest examples of millennials give a shit about the distinction between tv shows and Netflix shows. Literally grow up.

>traumatic events didn't change anyone back in _____

Are you trying to be retarded?

>tfw the government pays him a visit
>but they don't kill him

Incorrect on 3 counts, homosexual on 1 count

get a load of this thin skinned pussy lmao

I can make some pretty good baklava with your filo dough thin skin lil nigga lmao

it didn't tho, not as much as today. Fucking calling someone a faggot triggers half the fucking planet

she looks like the kid from Ender's Game

I was ready to get fucking mad

>police chief doesn't give a fuck about some lady freaking out over her kid
>turns out he has some attachment to the kid through the mom and the second weird shit starts to surface he's up to his neck in solving conspiracy shit

this show was full of feel-good moments, i'm so used to literally everything going wrong for a couple of main characters and then some bullshit resolution at the end

For a while i thought we were headed towards an entire town VS spy scientists VS monsters

There's a difference between being stuck in an alternate dimension for days and being called a faggot, faggot.

kk

>He is a fucking cuck.
>it's a GEDfag who spennt his thirties cooking fries at McDonalds tries to bash his highschool science teacher episode

>interrupts cuddling with qt asian waifu while watching a horror movie AND a fucking funeral to teach the boys science
>not based as fuck

Winona

fucking this

He's the exact numale that these feminazis are creaming themselves over on tumblr. They see him and think to themselves, "now THAT is a guy that I can cuck, the kind of guy that'll enjoy prepping a bull!".

I have to wonder if you ever take a moment to think about the things that you post. Hiding behind the guise of irony isn't a great excuse.

no

This.

That's why he got himself an average asian m8

user he spent a week in a nightmare reflection of his home town, full of toxic air, strange organic growths and a bloodthirsty monster. That's not comparable to being "triggered."