How do I make my dick bigger?

how do I make my dick bigger?

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Jelqing

take some acid until you see cosmo and wanda.
after the trip you may think your dick is bigger but it'll be placebo...kill yourself faggot.

Lose weight, that's it. But I bet during our lifetime someone will make a breakthrough allowing body and specifically penis enhancements way easier to do. So just wait OP.

It never gets bigger. Make more money and buy prostitutes. Any gf will ALWAYS cheat on you.

Take something heavy and tie it to your dick

I just look at some boobies and it gets bigger

Literally nothing. Deal with what you got. Learn how to do amazing oral.

Lose weight and surgery

Lose weight and fuck short chicks

Depends. Are you fat? If yes, for about every 50 lbs you lose you get an inch of dick back (dick can get buried in a fat man's subcutaneous crotch fat).

If you aren't fat there's not a lot you can do....

And this guy is spot on. A lot of smaller guys don't realize short girls tend to have snugger and shorter vaginas. And that tall women tend to have canyon cunts. It's proportional to the length of the body. Sort of like tall men tend to be hung and short guys tend to have short dicks....

I know a short girl who've I've banged all her life. She's a slut, but she's the tightest I've ever had. And I've fucked a lesbian tall girl who reportedly never got penetrated much. I wasn't doing her any good. My little penis just sort of flopped around inside and fell out a lot...

No Height is not matter about dick size . in some case short men has a big dick.

by looking up the statistic that 5.17in is the average you mongoloid

jelqing my man

found the 5ft tall indian

It is most certainly true, bro. Just as height has a large bearing on depth/size of the vagina.

How many short men do you see in porn? They're always tall slim guys.

And I've had a large enough sample size to see the correlation.... and it is a correlation, it's not like every tall dude has a big dick or every tall woman has a canyon cunt, but they usually do.

there is no statistically significant difference in height and dick size nor is there between shoe size and foot size

read the abstract you fucking invalid
link.springer.com/article/10.1007/bf00849563

Tie a rope to one end and jump off a building.

Most women assume the average is 6-7 inches

Taking a shower ,usually I saw short people have bigger dick . that's not true

Stop drinking for 6 months run and lift weight 5 days a week for this period of time and jelqing and your good to go. Sorry for bad grammar and some mistakes in this text

>being insecure over a probably average dick

kill yourself, Sup Forums is influencing you too much

You can't. The only way to make it a bit longer is having a surgery where they cut some tendons that allows more of your dick to hang outside of your body.

Pills, extender contraptions, jelqing do not work, they never have and never will.

If youre a lardass, lose weight because your fat is concealing part of it

I think porn and sleeping around becoming the norm has really fucked things up for average and short guys.

Now if a guys not packing, she tells her friends and you're generally blacklisted from sleeping with any woman from that crew.

In the old days, 1950s and before, women usually had one man there whole life and porn was super uncommon and hard to obtain. So the truth of the matter is most women had never fucked any man but their husband and with no basis for comparison, a small weiner can seem pretty satisfying.

Now women think the average is something like 7 due to porn and if a guy can't fuck like a porn god she either thinks she needs to dump him, cut him off after one fuck, or stay with him but get her needs for big dick fulfilled on the side.

On the other hand, porn has made life easier for us guys going without..... but it's also set the bar unrealistically high.

Witnissed satan posting

You can't. Just like you cant change your facial structure or height. The only thing you can do is find a girl that doesnt care about these things. Too bad (((they))) made sure that cant happen.

What kind of retarded virgin faggot with zero life experience are you? This is not at all how life works, not if you're really average. If you have a microdick, maybe then.

If that really has been your experience then stop trying to get with sluts you braindead faggot, just go gay and let a nigger destroy your boypussy before killing yourself

Losing weight if you're a fatty will reveal up to an inch or two of dick hiding behind your ponchfuckery.

There's a surgery that can add, at most, about an inch of length. This will require you wear weights on it, go through weeks of pain and probably lose sensitivity and the ability to hold a boner as well as you used to. Enjoy your viagra scrip.

>I know a short girl who've I've banged all her life.
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Don't try and pin your shortcomings with females on your dick size, you're better off blaming it on your mlp collection and fedora tricks.

Last time I checked, the bigger the foot, the bigger the shoe...

this honestly, who cares wtf they think you don't hire women to think and all they are, are objects.

they never really think anyway