How do you kill him?
How do you kill him?
You don't, you immobilize him. Sans government interference, dunk his ass in something molten, freeze it and drop it in the marianas trench with a message clearly etched on it "evil mofo, do not release".
Kill everyone who believes in him. Without belief, he can't exist.
Chop his head off and all his limbs
Freeze them in liquid nitrogen then smash them all
I dunno how to kill him, but it's easy escaping from him, just run backwards always watching him. Everybody knows slashers teleport when nobody is watching them
Throw him into the sun
Chop off his limbs, incinerate the remains and shoot it to the moon aboard a space cruiser
Tear open a portal in time and fling him into the future, where my evil is law.
Drop him in middle east, at best he will make lots of head chopping friends and that will chill him, at worst there aren't lakes so he'll die
Dont go visit his grave during a lightning storm and stab his corpse with a metal spear,etting the spear conduct the lightning into his body and resurrecting him
switch channel
kek
He'd come back and we get Jason X
Marianas trench is best option so far.
dont be a chad/stacie
That's Freddy
Jason is an unkillable zombie with mommy issues
cook him, and eat him
I'd need to stop the blood flow by cutting off his head or severing the connection between the aorta and vena cava.
wait until his movies stop making profit.
i loled
He just reboots himself.
I don't get it
the most terrifying foe
Say in twitter he's MRA, with some luck he'll drown with the corpses of hundreds of SJWs
more like brand him an SJW and MRAs will send death threats until he leaves. MRAs are more hostile manbabies.
Send him to Detroit.
Drop a building on him (flatten him).
Typical whitie. Jerome and Tyrone are not match for him.
send him to the shadowrealm
But then we'll get Aqua Jason. Perhaps we should just freeze it and give it to DARPA?
Set up an elaborate trap. All leading into a wood chipper. And that's how you kill him
>implying a retard like Jason isn't a Master Duelist
In the next reboot recast him as a women. That killed Ghostbusters so it should work on Jane/Jason too.
The matriarchy
The last 20 posts haven't been good. Is this thread going to get better or is it going to continue to get more terrible?
>you'll never be raped by a female Jason
Lure him into a gorilla exhibit.
Have him criticize Israel
Let's go faggots
Snap his neck
The albino . Easiest win ever.
Well in IV, he was actually killed by a machete to the head. That killed him.
It was in VI that the lightning hitting his dead corpse brought him back to life...in zombie form.
Are you trying to kill the zombie form??
T-1000 wins unless the Xeno's blood can burn through it
t. roastie
lmao
Put body into blender, burn the remaining bits until there's nothing left but ash, pour the ash into cement, bury the cement block deep underground. Bye bye, Jason.
A phaser set to disintegrate.
have my wife make him a pot of coffee! That garbage is enough to put anyone six feet deep hahaha!
Jason vs Godzilla, who wins?
lmao fpbp
Until you remember he has two regenerating murderous robots
Spending your waning years on Sup Forums Rodney?
Predator wins. Plasma cannon would superheat the t-1000 causing him to melt.
> run backwards always watching him.
> break your ankle/ fall over/ smash into a wall
there is no escape from jason
Is this a free for all? Is this one of those one protects you from the others? What's the setting?
same way I'm killing myself with jack in the box and painal vids
How many Aliens?
Predators has got their arses kicked by a regular Spec Ops guy, a normal policeman and Adrien Brody, terminators would wipe the floor with them. Also, they are robots so probably wouldn't show up on the Predators' heat vision
Notice the x4?
Says 4 right on the picture. I'd bank on either the Xenomorphs or the T-1000.
Have him fall in love with somebody, and have that person not love him back. That would kill anybody.
what if the people of the year 3000 dont speak english idiot
Well seeing as how we are completely unable to understand languages that we no longer speak, they would be screwed.
KEK
You send him to hell using the Necronomicon.
This is actually canon.
You make a shitty reboot that kills his franchise.
>Adrian Brody
WTF I hate predators now
>Jason is literally indestructible
>all the others are not
hmm..
Can't he just come back from hell?
Drown him
Is Hellboy worth the watch? I used to have cinemax and would watch the first 2/3rds or so and never finished it.
He's unkillable, not indestructable
Or negro
That's what Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash was supposed to be for.
You don't have to. The crappy sequels killed him
Shoot him then throw him out of a plane
>Shoot him then throw him out of a plane
>you can no longer see him.
>turn around
>he's on the plane again
remember the franchise is dead and therefore he is.
run sideways
drown him. duh
lern2metabeings
Was getting back on part of his plan?
Lotta loyalty for a b-grade slasher.
If I pulled his mask off would he die?
My favourite Jason movie is Freddie vs. Jason.
It would be extremely ugly
He's a big guy
For you
then you'll consume his spirit and jason would take over your soul
hire paul feig and melissa mccarthy to write his reboots
But MRAs are SJWs. They seek social justice in their cause, and use the same whiney victim tactics.
I'd get another big guy with a mask to kill him for me.
Build a wall around the perimeter of Camp Crystal Lake. 20 feet of concrete, barbed wire top, machine gun guard towers, spotlights, 24/7 CCTV, drone flyovers.
That's not to keep Jason in. It's to keep idiots out. Jason will hibernate indefinitely if everybody leaves him the fuck alone.
This.
>Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves 'freedom fighters.'
Michael's pure evil.You can't kill it.
Suck his dick
Shoot hum with a gun. He's just a faggy actor in a costume
encase him in concrete then dump him in the pacific rim
Trap him on a rocket to the sun
good one
scientists are developing a way to tell future generations, that don't understand the languages of today, about dangerous shit
except for that one time where he got btfu by military men