Computer, create an exact copy of Counselor Diana Troi, naked, and Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge, fully clothed but with his zipper open and his erect penis fully exposed with a length of 30 centimeters and girth of 7 centimeters.
Computer, simulate these two having rough but consensual sexual intercourse complete with loud sensual moaning throughout based on their known voice patterns in an accurate render of La Forge's quarters.
Computer, have Troi make periodic and complimentary remarks about the size of La Forge's penis at various states of sexual arousal, with an emphasis on it being black.
Computer, transmit feed directly to Commander William Riker's quarters on all monitors and mask the signal's point of origin.