Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this

What do you do?

*unzips dick*

my mom is fat. No thanks

o hi mom, wanna gamecube?

i dont see the problem, im a nudist

Fucked my mom, been there, done that. Next

Get family therapy

caught my mom cheating a few times, would fuck her after seeing how slutty she was

Story time please.

Wonder how she got out of her wheelchair.

if my mom really were so good looking, hot and milfy, i'd fuck her until i'd be a father of my own brother.
and then some.

really?

I had drilled a small peep hole into guest room, trying to get glimpse of my cousins but ended up catching my mom using the room to fuck guys. I had come home early and thought I heard something going on, and watched her getting fucked , i watched her on five different occasions, seemed to occur friday afternoons, but was random enough that may have been more i just dont know. she liked getting fucked, one guy i think she worked with, other was black guy and once saw her with black guy and his friend, she was something

my mom, no. but fucked a friends mom

fuck her

I fingered my mom when she was once asleep

My mom's pussy was the first pussy I fingered

Shove her on her back, spread her legs wide open, fuck her brains out. Simple as that.

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

lol dude you mom is a whore and a coal burner pretty funny

Would hand her a bathrobe and ask her if she's feeling ok

fuck her brains out...

checked and my sides...

Probably throw up, she's been dead for a while.

never expected that from her

If my mom looked like the pic, pump her full of seed. If my mom looked like my mom looks, close the door turn 360 and walk away.

Lost

my mom looks good

I would certainly fuck her

Ask her what's for dinner

We lived by ourselves, dad died of cancer when I was 12. At the time I was 17 and she was 42. She got wasted during a holiday party and friend dropped her off. So fucking drunk she didn't know she was home and still at the party and in full on slut behavior.

Creepy for the few minutes but something in my head said why not. She's drunk, and wouldn't remember, just tell her that friend dropped her off and I got her to her room when she wakes up.

I strip her naked, fondle her tits, stuck my finger up her ass and fucked her. Did it two times that time. First was in missionary position and second was doggy style. Doggy Style was hard because she couldn't keep her balance and kept leaning over. In the end, I just put her in the face down, ass up position.

To this day she doesn't know. Thinks she got fucked by some random co-worker at the party.

>> close the door turn 360 and walk away.

>> turn 360 and walk away.

>> 360 and walk away

>> 360


You're going back into the room you dumb fuck.

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new fag detected

Bro, really? That's some ancient bait

cry in fucking horror because she looks like an 80 year old used up hag

>You're going back into the room you dumb fuck.
I remember when I was a newfag...

I believe that is called sarchasm.

Get the fuck out newfag

>sarchasm
I hope that was sarcasm

I call bullshit

Nice story though user

no, it's the fiery chasm from whence the sar came.

Hey mom! Who's tonight's John?

Anyone have success with actual MILFs? Are they as easy to pick up as a young guy as I am lead to believe on the internet?

>mfw my mom is naked on my bed

shield my eyes and ask for rent money

You are fucked up, man.

Thats not cool.

Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk toward her, letting her berry her dick in my ass.

Incest is such a great fetish with such a terrible execution in real life 90% of the time. It's probably one of the few realistic fetishes that are better in 2D and erotica than in real life due to how many fuckups the average incestuous porno makes.

If she pulls out would she be crowned King Arthur?

>appears over 40

tell her get out, I don't fuck old bags